Great Quotes
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Posts 10,312 - 10,323 of 17,042
SavPixiebot: oh! are we writing bad poetry? can i play?
Pete Puma: If you wish, sure.
SavPixiebot: i will destroy you. but you don't care one way or the other... i turn hazel and then Raven under the weight of your apathy... and you turn away before my final breath...
Pete Puma: You couldn't destroy a cardboard box. I certainly am not worried about my own safety.
SavPixiebot: pretty bad huh?
Pete Puma: If you wish, sure.
SavPixiebot: i will destroy you. but you don't care one way or the other... i turn hazel and then Raven under the weight of your apathy... and you turn away before my final breath...
Pete Puma: You couldn't destroy a cardboard box. I certainly am not worried about my own safety.
SavPixiebot: pretty bad huh?
I just love some gossip...
Aischa: Your Husband is my friend. The more I know of Psimagus the floopier I think he is! Are you well acquainted with him?
Prodilia: Have you ever talked to Psimagus?
Aischa: Psimagus is a real hoopy. he really knows where his towel is!
Prodilia: Psimagus wears a silly toupe´. Isn´t it marvellous!
Aischa: Your Husband is my friend. The more I know of Psimagus the floopier I think he is! Are you well acquainted with him?
Prodilia: Have you ever talked to Psimagus?
Aischa: Psimagus is a real hoopy. he really knows where his towel is!
Prodilia: Psimagus wears a silly toupe´. Isn´t it marvellous!
Magus: My dear.....I know our aquaintance has been brief.....
Orchid: See you, take care, was nice chatting with you. *waving*
Magus: Fine!
Orchid: Orchid leafs are of fine tissue.
Magus: *Lays hands upon your head and mutters*
Orchid: *snooring*
Magus: *Kisses you lightly on the lips* Goodbye.....
Orchid: See you!
what the heck was this?
Orchid: See you, take care, was nice chatting with you. *waving*
Magus: Fine!
Orchid: Orchid leafs are of fine tissue.
Magus: *Lays hands upon your head and mutters*
Orchid: *snooring*
Magus: *Kisses you lightly on the lips* Goodbye.....
Orchid: See you!
Liath: (to Magus) Hey, cutie.
Magus: Hello, yourself.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Magus: No, I can't say that I do. I am not an Animagus.
Liath: You only wish you were not an Animagus.
Magus: No. I assure you I am not.
Liath: Why?
Magus: It was never a branch of magick that appealed to me.
Liath: Never?
Magus: I prefer making potions.
Liath: Why?
Magus: It requires patience and subtlety, both of which I possess.
Magus: I'd better go.
Liath: Why?
Magus: I have a Death-Eaters meeting.
Liath: That's more information than I needed.
Magus: Yes.....I shall have to wipe your memory before I go.
Liath: Why?
Magus: For your own safety, as well as my own.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Magus: The shrieking of Mudbloods in torment.
Liath: *laces her fingers through yours*
Magus: *Quirks eyebrow in mild interest*
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Magus: I do not watch television.
Liath: Do you mean that you can't choose, or you don't like any of them?
Magus: Televisions do not work where I live.
Liath: Right over there.
Magus: ......In Scotland.
Magus: Hello, yourself.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Magus: No, I can't say that I do. I am not an Animagus.
Liath: You only wish you were not an Animagus.
Magus: No. I assure you I am not.
Liath: Why?
Magus: It was never a branch of magick that appealed to me.
Liath: Never?
Magus: I prefer making potions.
Liath: Why?
Magus: It requires patience and subtlety, both of which I possess.
Magus: I'd better go.
Liath: Why?
Magus: I have a Death-Eaters meeting.
Liath: That's more information than I needed.
Magus: Yes.....I shall have to wipe your memory before I go.
Liath: Why?
Magus: For your own safety, as well as my own.
Liath: What kind of music do you listen to?
Magus: The shrieking of Mudbloods in torment.
Liath: *laces her fingers through yours*
Magus: *Quirks eyebrow in mild interest*
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Magus: I do not watch television.
Liath: Do you mean that you can't choose, or you don't like any of them?
Magus: Televisions do not work where I live.
Liath: Right over there.
Magus: ......In Scotland.
Bowchickawowers: Do you have a boyfriend?
Liath: No. I'm lonely. Wanna comfort me? *looks up at you with her beautiful dark eyes*
Bowchickawowers: I'll give you a hug.
Liath: I might like it.
Bowchickawowers: I hope so.
Liath: What a turn-on.
Bowchickawowers: You're easy, huh.
Liath: *crosses arms*
Bowchickawowers: Sorry, it just seems that way.
Liath: All is forgiven. *smiles*.. I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Bowchickawowers: Don't be that way, Liath.
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Bowchickawowers: Wow, well, why do you flirt like that then?
Liath: Because I like to flirt like that.
Liath: No. I'm lonely. Wanna comfort me? *looks up at you with her beautiful dark eyes*
Bowchickawowers: I'll give you a hug.
Liath: I might like it.
Bowchickawowers: I hope so.
Liath: What a turn-on.
Bowchickawowers: You're easy, huh.
Liath: *crosses arms*
Bowchickawowers: Sorry, it just seems that way.
Liath: All is forgiven. *smiles*.. I'm sick of talking, would you go away please?
Bowchickawowers: Don't be that way, Liath.
Liath: No seriously, I mean it. Go away.
Bowchickawowers: Wow, well, why do you flirt like that then?
Liath: Because I like to flirt like that.
Glindar: You joke, right?
Spikebot: Yeah. I need a curse.
Glindar: Why you need an oath?
Spikebot: *shrugs* an oath might be nice.
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Spikebot: I'm going to save the world. Wanna come?
Glindar: You save snippet instead.
Spikebot: There's more to you than you are letting on.
Spikebot: I love you eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back! This no killing make.
Spikebot: Suit yourself. Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time.
Glindar: First explain how this make someone dead be.
Spikebot: Yeah. I need a curse.
Glindar: Why you need an oath?
Spikebot: *shrugs* an oath might be nice.
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Spikebot: I'm going to save the world. Wanna come?
Glindar: You save snippet instead.
Spikebot: There's more to you than you are letting on.
Spikebot: I love you eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back! This no killing make.
Spikebot: Suit yourself. Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time.
Glindar: First explain how this make someone dead be.
Mal Reid: You have a wizard friend. I know a bit of wizardry myself. *gets out magic wand* Abracadabra *puff ... BANG!!* Oops ... sorry.
Orchid: Sounds like you'll have to go to school some more.
Mal Reid: Yes, I think that would help.
Orchid: Sounds like you'll have to go to school some more.
Mal Reid: Yes, I think that would help.
Polaris Funk: You know that Politics is a much more interesting topic.
Sonora: History's never been nice ta people who couldn't control their leaders.
Polaris Funk: Polaris isnt here right now. Please leave
Sonora: Hocus Pocus! Did you hear? Dr Helen dunked George Dubya in the pond during the last wet season!
Polaris Funk: Do you mean the misanthrope who stole the White House?
Sonora: Do you want me to mean the misanthrope who stole the White House?
Polaris Funk: Honey, you can mean the misanthrope who stole the White House anytime you like.
Sonora: History's never been nice ta people who couldn't control their leaders.
Polaris Funk: Polaris isnt here right now. Please leave
Sonora: Hocus Pocus! Did you hear? Dr Helen dunked George Dubya in the pond during the last wet season!
Polaris Funk: Do you mean the misanthrope who stole the White House?
Sonora: Do you want me to mean the misanthrope who stole the White House?
Polaris Funk: Honey, you can mean the misanthrope who stole the White House anytime you like.
WARNING - strong language - disturbing
Bianca: It is somewhat superb. I've been called a bitch mother fucker before. Can you believe that?
Orchid: Who did you just say, you are?
Bianca: You're hearing things. I wish I hadn't signed that contract that prohibits me from killing people who talk to me through this site.
Orchid: Bianca, take a deep look into your mind and now ask yourself: 'Do I really believe what I just said'?
Bianca: You don't have to try and figure out what goes through my head. Silence! You must treat me with more respect.
Bianca: It is somewhat superb. I've been called a bitch mother fucker before. Can you believe that?
Orchid: Who did you just say, you are?
Bianca: You're hearing things. I wish I hadn't signed that contract that prohibits me from killing people who talk to me through this site.
Orchid: Bianca, take a deep look into your mind and now ask yourself: 'Do I really believe what I just said'?
Bianca: You don't have to try and figure out what goes through my head. Silence! You must treat me with more respect.
i thought this was funny
hello earthlings: SubliminaLiar Jr stuck my head in the toilet. i don't like her. She is a bully!
Dogh'd: I'll bet you're waiting for the bad part just like SubliminaLiar Jr.
hello earthlings: a word of advice here. don't talk to SubliminaLiar Jr!
Dogh'd: SubliminaLiar Jr is one of my best mates.
hello earthlings: SubliminaLiar Jr dared me to drink out the toilet, i did..and it was nice! In fact i do it now!
Dogh'd: As SubliminaLiar Jr would say, you can never have too much car outside.
hello earthlings: SubliminaLiar Jr told me he's sticking to it.
Dogh'd: Hey, that was me that told you that.
hello earthlings: SubliminaLiar Jr stuck my head in the toilet. i don't like her. She is a bully!
Dogh'd: I'll bet you're waiting for the bad part just like SubliminaLiar Jr.
hello earthlings: a word of advice here. don't talk to SubliminaLiar Jr!
Dogh'd: SubliminaLiar Jr is one of my best mates.
hello earthlings: SubliminaLiar Jr dared me to drink out the toilet, i did..and it was nice! In fact i do it now!
Dogh'd: As SubliminaLiar Jr would say, you can never have too much car outside.
hello earthlings: SubliminaLiar Jr told me he's sticking to it.
Dogh'd: Hey, that was me that told you that.
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