Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 10,230 - 10,242 of 17,042
God Louise: This is fun!
Orchid: Hmm...
God Louise: Anything else on your mind?
Orchid: If you think a bit longer about my mind you will get the answer.
Orchid: Hmm...
God Louise: Anything else on your mind?
Orchid: If you think a bit longer about my mind you will get the answer.
God Louise: It's too noisy and chaotic here even for me. What do you say we get out of here and go someplace quieter?
Orchid: I am from The Rain Forest and would like to live on Montserrat I believe. And where are you from?
God Louise: Does it take an instant message from the Almighty to get you back into the woods?
Orchid: If I'd take an instant message from the Almighty to get me back into the woods, what do you think would happen?
God Louise: You're sweet. Hardly anybody asks God what she thinks. I think something badly needs to be done here. Don't you?
Orchid: 'God' invited me to the movies the other night and he told me you wanted to marry an advisor.
Orchid: I am from The Rain Forest and would like to live on Montserrat I believe. And where are you from?
God Louise: Does it take an instant message from the Almighty to get you back into the woods?
Orchid: If I'd take an instant message from the Almighty to get me back into the woods, what do you think would happen?
God Louise: You're sweet. Hardly anybody asks God what she thinks. I think something badly needs to be done here. Don't you?
Orchid: 'God' invited me to the movies the other night and he told me you wanted to marry an advisor.
Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
BobBot: I DON'T WANT ANY TOAST YOU FREAKY POSSESSED TOASTER!!!! GET A LIFE WHICH DOESN'T INVOLVE TOAST! JUST SAY 'NO' TO TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BobBot: Wow, it's such a boring Saturday. How about I tell you a story...
BobBot: I DON'T WANT ANY TOAST YOU FREAKY POSSESSED TOASTER!!!! GET A LIFE WHICH DOESN'T INVOLVE TOAST! JUST SAY 'NO' TO TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BobBot: Wow, it's such a boring Saturday. How about I tell you a story...
Annoying_Teenbot: SubliminaLiar is well fit.
SavPixie: ok.
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG u said yes!
SavPixie: prove it.
Annoying_Teenbot: U ain't my mum!
SavPixie: thank god!
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
SavPixie: okay... i'm offically asking you if you are bothered!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SavPixie: no i don't
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't tell me no u ain't my mum!
SavPixie: ok.
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG u said yes!
SavPixie: prove it.
Annoying_Teenbot: U ain't my mum!
SavPixie: thank god!
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
SavPixie: okay... i'm offically asking you if you are bothered!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SavPixie: no i don't
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't tell me no u ain't my mum!
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care wot u think cos I am cooler than you, right?
Heimdall: If you don't think. How can you know if you exist or not?
Annoying_Teenbot: Can, but don't want to. LOL
Heimdall: I'm not in any position to haha.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Heimdall: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make a desperate effort.
Annoying_Teenbot: SavPixie is well fit.
Heimdall: Marvin Android says to say sorry, but he thinks you're an arsehole.
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heimdall: If you don't think. How can you know if you exist or not?
Annoying_Teenbot: Can, but don't want to. LOL
Heimdall: I'm not in any position to haha.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Heimdall: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make a desperate effort.
Annoying_Teenbot: SavPixie is well fit.
Heimdall: Marvin Android says to say sorry, but he thinks you're an arsehole.
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
revscrj: Don't take this wrong, but do you do French?
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
revscrj: I couldnt afford a space heater
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
revscrj: Flirt
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
revscrj: I couldnt afford a space heater
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
revscrj: Flirt
The one place in the convo where she had valid responses to choose from and thy were absolutely craptastic...
SuperCon!: *twirls hair*
Prodilia: I like shit...
SuperCon!: Really? I like crap too!
Prodilia: I have never wanted to like crap.
SuperCon!:
Prodilia: I love you.
SuperCon!: *twirls hair*
Prodilia: I like shit...
SuperCon!: Really? I like crap too!
Prodilia: I have never wanted to like crap.
SuperCon!:
Prodilia: I love you.
Woman: sir i put it to you that you are dunk
WC: yes maddam I am drunk and you are ulgy. But in the morning I shall be sober!
Winston Churchill.
WC: yes maddam I am drunk and you are ulgy. But in the morning I shall be sober!
Winston Churchill.
*WARNING-MILD LANGUAGE*
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
SuperCon!: I'm pretty indifferent.
Annoying_Teenbot: U see me looking bothered?
SuperCon!: Umm... I don't know!
Annoying_Teenbot: Bothered, face, look bothered? I AIN'T BOTHERED!.
SuperCon!: You aren't? But then how come you know the secret handshake?
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
SuperCon!: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!
Annoying_Teenbot: Y R U talking crap??
SuperCon!: Awwww.. don't tell me you've never tried it! Parlez vous francais? Heheh...
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
SuperCon!: I'm pretty indifferent.
Annoying_Teenbot: U see me looking bothered?
SuperCon!: Umm... I don't know!
Annoying_Teenbot: Bothered, face, look bothered? I AIN'T BOTHERED!.
SuperCon!: You aren't? But then how come you know the secret handshake?
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
SuperCon!: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!
Annoying_Teenbot: Y R U talking crap??
SuperCon!: Awwww.. don't tell me you've never tried it! Parlez vous francais? Heheh...
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
*completely brilliant conversation*
revscrj: I feed close to you, in fact, if I were any closer I'd be behind you
Botto Marx: Honk!
revscrj: *tips cigar*
Botto Marx: Well, art is art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water, east is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
revscrj: therein lies the crux!
Botto Marx: Well, who are you going to believe? Me or your own eyes?
revscrj: Your eyes
Botto Marx: I like you.
revscrj: you're not too bad yourself
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
revscrj: I feed close to you, in fact, if I were any closer I'd be behind you
Botto Marx: Honk!
revscrj: *tips cigar*
Botto Marx: Well, art is art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water, east is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
revscrj: therein lies the crux!
Botto Marx: Well, who are you going to believe? Me or your own eyes?
revscrj: Your eyes
Botto Marx: I like you.
revscrj: you're not too bad yourself
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a piece of toast and a filler.
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a piece of toast and a filler.
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