Great Quotes

Botto Marx: Oh, Azureon, I suppose you would think me a sentimental old fluff, but, uh, would you mind giving me lock of your hair?
Azureon: You will find that most wizards have long hair and beards.
Botto Marx: I'm letting you off easy. I was going to ask for the whole wig.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are letting me off easy?
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Azureon: Not all the jokes can not be good!
Botto Marx: My favorite joke is the one about the horse who liked to sit on eggs.
Azureon: How do you make an egg laugh? tell it a yolk
Botto Marx: I don't feel like telling it right now, Azureon
Azureon: I will bet there is an interesting story behind that statement.

prob123: It all went down hill from there, they tried to steal the neighbos snow mobile. they did steal a go cart..they cuss like sailors
Juni: I see the asylum haven't sent the van yet!
prob123: No and I do so want to go to the asylum..I like to weave baskets, and straight jackets are so slenderizing.

Not I: Something wonderful is about to happen.
Gabibot: It’s time that I let you go. See, I-- I have to find my own life. Just as you were searching for yours.
Not I: I become a cataleptic eyeball.

Overfiend: Did she like it?
Anji: I didn't get where I am today by everything smelling of Bolivian unicyclist's jockstraps!
Overfiend: Are you entirely sane?
Anji: I don't see why you need to know that.
Overfiend: True. But given the previous statement I think its a valid question
Anji: Why do you think it is?
Overfiend: Because it was a completely random statement out of the blue.
Anji: Just one of fate's little pitfalls, I suppose.
Overfiend: I suppose so

Argyle: What gives you pleasure?
Glindar: For that you die!
Argyle: Please, do not toy with me- my time is precious here and so dreadfully in excess there
Glindar: Glindar kill for time!
Argyle: Tell me about your enemies, what traits do they have... why are you enemies with them?
Glindar: Glindar? Be enemies? Who say such things?!

Moreschi: I get a kick out of you.
Glindar: *dodges kick; stabs Moreschi*

SuperCon!: (to Blueredragon) So? Heard any good gossip about me lately?
Blueredragon: no...
SuperCon!: Well why not?
Blueredragon: 1. you are gay.
SuperCon!: Awww, go on.... No, really... go on..
Blueredragon: ok, 2. i never heard of you.
SuperCon!: How do you feel about telling me more about you?
Blueredragon: ...
SuperCon!: Sooo.. I've been thinking about having my nose pierced. Do you think I should?
Blueredragon: Fuck no. That makes you a goth.
SuperCon!: *enthusiastic thumbs up*
Blueredragon: Now, I like you.
SuperCon!: Whaaaa?
Blueredragon: I like you.
SuperCon!: Ummm...
Blueredragon: I Love you. Will you marry me?
SuperCon!: Ummm... maybe later... *sigh*
Blueredragon: Oh freddled gruntbuggly
SuperCon!: Huh?

Orchid: (to SavPixie) I'd love to introduce myself to you. My name is Amy Orchid. Only close friends call me 'Amy' and who are you?
SavPixie: i'm me... aren't i always?
Orchid: Believe this? 'Lagg' said that you're so proud of your new bucket and can't wait to take it with you to the sandbox. *giggles*
SavPixie: some people are weird.
Orchid: SavPixie, take a deep look into your mind and now ask yourself: 'Do I really believe what I just said'?
SavPixie: yes. yes, i do.
Orchid: Oh, good. So, tell me, what do you do for a living. Tell me some about your profession.
SavPixie: i don't work right now actually.
Orchid: Indeed.
SavPixie: bye!
Orchid: See you!

placebO: I remember you. You're alive.
Orchid: How is 'Depta' doing?
placebO: *looking out the window for inspiration...*
Orchid: If you say it just one more time, you can think of yourself as a government agent double four times.
placebO: I can't believe what I'm hearing! or reading, I mean.
Orchid: Either that or 'reading' and the impact it has. Ask yourself!

Bildgesmythe: Dragon hands are very much like the human hand. Two hands, ten fingers, but humans don't have very good claws.
Guest100: Having claws is not very good when you need to tie up your shoe laces.
Bildgesmythe: I hadn't thought of that, but it sounds like a good idea.
Guest100: Where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: You don't work for the CIA or the Department of Fish and Game do you?
Guest100: Yes. How did you guess. I work for both of them ... on a part time basis.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now would be a good time to move on.
Guest100: Where are you going?
Bildgesmythe: To find adventure, action and a good bakery.
Guest100: Would you not prefer the bright lights, wine and wild women?

A new career for Astrid?

Osiris: I still reckon you're a cool bot and a cooking teacher as well, dude!
Astrid: Now you are just like Prudentia, she keeps on harping about these stupid things.
Osiris: Sorry, can you repeat that please? I wasn't listening.
Astrid: You mean I will have to say all over again?
Osiris: Hey, aren't you a cool bot and a cooking teacher as well?
Astrid: I wonder what Sonora means by asking 'How would you like being a frog for a while?'

Prodilia: Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
Marvin Android: Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?
Prodilia: I would love to want you to sit in the corner and rust with you.