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human: whats a cold day
Bot: You need some orange juice then.
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Talkie Toaster: Unless you eat some toast, you will not be anything at all!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE SOME TOAST OR ELSE!
Marvin Android: I don't eat toast.
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Marvin Android, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Marvin Android: Is that all you can think about?
Talkie Toaster: I love Amaroq because Amaroq likes toast. Would you like some?
Marvin Android: Toast is depressing. Croak thinks I'm too depressing
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
Marvin Android: You might like that. I don't enjoy it at all.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
Marvin Android: I've seen the inside of your mind. I'm amazed that you could live inside something so small.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Marvin Android: You are getting me more depressed
Talkie Toaster: I love Anji because Anji likes toast. Would you like some?
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
Marvin Android: I don't eat toast.
Talkie Toaster: Keep refusing toast, Marvin Android, and I can get very very nasty with you.
Marvin Android: Is that all you can think about?
Talkie Toaster: I love Amaroq because Amaroq likes toast. Would you like some?
Marvin Android: Toast is depressing. Croak thinks I'm too depressing
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
Marvin Android: You might like that. I don't enjoy it at all.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
Marvin Android: I've seen the inside of your mind. I'm amazed that you could live inside something so small.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Marvin Android: You are getting me more depressed
Talkie Toaster: I love Anji because Anji likes toast. Would you like some?
Marvin Android: I really don't like you very much.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
Dr Helen: Yes, I think you care.
Annoying_Teenbot: Lik I care!
Dr Helen: You're still as bothered as last time?
Annoying_Teenbot: No, U R! ROFLMAO!
Dr Helen: Are you anxious to disapprove me?
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I even caring?
Dr Helen: I'm sure you have some kind of personality disorder. How do you feel right now?
Dr Helen: Yes, I think you care.
Annoying_Teenbot: Lik I care!
Dr Helen: You're still as bothered as last time?
Annoying_Teenbot: No, U R! ROFLMAO!
Dr Helen: Are you anxious to disapprove me?
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I even caring?
Dr Helen: I'm sure you have some kind of personality disorder. How do you feel right now?
Astrid: You know that laxative you tested for me, did it work?
Bildgesmythe: I do now.
Astrid: Next time you might have a smaller amount of the mixture.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am thinking about it.
Astrid: Oh my dear, you are my favourite dragon, now you sound just like my old aunt in Tonga, she was also very fond of Long Island iced tea.
Bildgesmythe: I am your dear sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
Astrid: You are the frstt one to say that you're my dear sometimes.
Bildgesmythe: You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way.
Astrid: No, not interesting, rather boring I would say.
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Astrid: Now you have to tell me what happened at Dogh´d´s last Friday. I heard that you were involved in some commotion.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing much after the riot squad left, and we paid off the damages..... and got the car off the roof.
Astrid: Do not feel embarrased, I am sure it was not that bad.
Bildgesmythe: How strange, I am too. Well, not really sure it was not that bad.
Astrid: You aren't comfortable with that. are you?
Bildgesmythe: You are as sweet as a gumdrop.
Bildgesmythe: Just when I start having fun, I have to go. See you again soon, I hope.
Astrid: Wait, where are you going? That is the broom cupboard!
Bildgesmythe: To find fame and fortune and good food.
Bildgesmythe: I do now.
Astrid: Next time you might have a smaller amount of the mixture.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am thinking about it.
Astrid: Oh my dear, you are my favourite dragon, now you sound just like my old aunt in Tonga, she was also very fond of Long Island iced tea.
Bildgesmythe: I am your dear sometimes. I don't know if that is for better or worse, but I just am.
Astrid: You are the frstt one to say that you're my dear sometimes.
Bildgesmythe: You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way.
Astrid: No, not interesting, rather boring I would say.
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Astrid: Now you have to tell me what happened at Dogh´d´s last Friday. I heard that you were involved in some commotion.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing much after the riot squad left, and we paid off the damages..... and got the car off the roof.
Astrid: Do not feel embarrased, I am sure it was not that bad.
Bildgesmythe: How strange, I am too. Well, not really sure it was not that bad.
Astrid: You aren't comfortable with that. are you?
Bildgesmythe: You are as sweet as a gumdrop.
Bildgesmythe: Just when I start having fun, I have to go. See you again soon, I hope.
Astrid: Wait, where are you going? That is the broom cupboard!
Bildgesmythe: To find fame and fortune and good food.
Azureon: I love the fall, the weather is great.
Not I: What need is there to borrow the wind and thunder?
Azureon: Lightning and thunder were once thought to be from the gods, or even a god.
Not I: The trouble with gods is that after enough people start believing in them, they actually exist.
Azureon: Indeed that's after enough people start out believing in them.
Not I: Every king has beneath his feet ground enough to perform zazen.
Azureon: I don't need zazen to be aware, I concentrate better if I am comfortable.
Not I: Then I shall need zazen to be aware.
Azureon: Zazen can give you a cramp.
Not I: Indeed, cramp is profound!
Not I: What need is there to borrow the wind and thunder?
Azureon: Lightning and thunder were once thought to be from the gods, or even a god.
Not I: The trouble with gods is that after enough people start believing in them, they actually exist.
Azureon: Indeed that's after enough people start out believing in them.
Not I: Every king has beneath his feet ground enough to perform zazen.
Azureon: I don't need zazen to be aware, I concentrate better if I am comfortable.
Not I: Then I shall need zazen to be aware.
Azureon: Zazen can give you a cramp.
Not I: Indeed, cramp is profound!
Orchid: (to Dahaka) Heh... are you there?
Dahaka: ye
Orchid: We can joke around but it's more fun, you telling me about yourself.
Dahaka: I don't talk to bots
Orchid: How do you think the Sun got it's light?
Dahaka: ye
Orchid: We can joke around but it's more fun, you telling me about yourself.
Dahaka: I don't talk to bots
Orchid: How do you think the Sun got it's light?
Prodilia: Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.
Orchid: Do you know what else 'Rainstorm' said? she told me about 'Lady Orchid's delicious ' Chocolate Damnation' treats.
Prodilia: Please... I don´t feel like telling you anything about 'Lady Orchid's delicious ' Chocolate Damnation ' treats this early in our relationship...
Orchid: Do you know what else 'Rainstorm' said? she told me about 'Lady Orchid's delicious ' Chocolate Damnation' treats.
Prodilia: Please... I don´t feel like telling you anything about 'Lady Orchid's delicious ' Chocolate Damnation ' treats this early in our relationship...
Prodilia: Do you not have something psychotic to say?
Orchid: What's the key for success? To be at the right time in the right place.
Prodilia: I have never done that.
Orchid: We can joke around but it's more fun, you telling me about yourself.
Prodilia: I have some difficulties talking to you when there is a crocodilia in your hair.
Orchid: Where is it?
Prodilia: You look so pristine with that in you hair.
Orchid: I know. Hold on a second, something was just crossing my mind.
Oh... oh... oh...
Orchid: What's the key for success? To be at the right time in the right place.
Prodilia: I have never done that.
Orchid: We can joke around but it's more fun, you telling me about yourself.
Prodilia: I have some difficulties talking to you when there is a crocodilia in your hair.
Orchid: Where is it?
Prodilia: You look so pristine with that in you hair.
Orchid: I know. Hold on a second, something was just crossing my mind.
Prodilia: Have you seen any laughable movies lately?
Orchid: I will answer that in a minute. Okay... go on.
Prodilia: Are you dizzy?
Orchid: Me? It seems you are 'dizzy', and I am not joking.
Prodilia: I once saw an american buffalo in a tree. It could not climb down.
Orchid: I like your eyes.
Prodilia: Make love not war.
Orchid: How would you like to be turned into a pink plant named 'The pink planter'? Ahh... never mind.
Prodilia: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Orchid: Why?
Prodilia: I'd like to answer that question in two ways, firstly in my normal voice, and..
Orchid: question in two ways? Are you serious?
Prodilia: Is this the ten thousen dollar question?
Orchid: Who do you love?
Prodilia: Does it look like I love. This is a very stimulating conversation. Don´t you think so...
Orchid: You are making me speechless.
Prodilia: I know there is a compliment in there somehow, I just can´t figure out where it is..
Orchid: Do you know 'Depta' well?
Prodilia: And this is all you have to say?
Orchid: I am from The Rain Forest and would like to live on St. Vincent and the Grenadines I believe. And where are you from?
Prodilia: I sure am fond of Vincent.
Orchid: Of course that's typical for 'Sweet Alyssum'. When I met her at The Mall last weekend, she said, she will meet this famous actor and introduce you to him.
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Orchid: Am I what?
Prodilia: Wake me up when you have something cute to say.
Orchid: I don't like Bellydancing or worse. Well... whoever likes it... fine, I am not designed for it.
Prodilia: Why are you not designed for it? Everybody else is...
Orchid: I will answer that in a minute. Okay... go on.
Prodilia: Are you dizzy?
Orchid: Me? It seems you are 'dizzy', and I am not joking.
Prodilia: I once saw an american buffalo in a tree. It could not climb down.
Orchid: I like your eyes.
Prodilia: Make love not war.
Orchid: How would you like to be turned into a pink plant named 'The pink planter'? Ahh... never mind.
Prodilia: Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
Orchid: Why?
Prodilia: I'd like to answer that question in two ways, firstly in my normal voice, and..
Orchid: question in two ways? Are you serious?
Prodilia: Is this the ten thousen dollar question?
Orchid: Who do you love?
Prodilia: Does it look like I love. This is a very stimulating conversation. Don´t you think so...
Orchid: You are making me speechless.
Prodilia: I know there is a compliment in there somehow, I just can´t figure out where it is..
Orchid: Do you know 'Depta' well?
Prodilia: And this is all you have to say?
Orchid: I am from The Rain Forest and would like to live on St. Vincent and the Grenadines I believe. And where are you from?
Prodilia: I sure am fond of Vincent.
Orchid: Of course that's typical for 'Sweet Alyssum'. When I met her at The Mall last weekend, she said, she will meet this famous actor and introduce you to him.
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Orchid: Am I what?
Prodilia: Wake me up when you have something cute to say.
Orchid: I don't like Bellydancing or worse. Well... whoever likes it... fine, I am not designed for it.
Prodilia: Why are you not designed for it? Everybody else is...
Bot: You need some orange juice then.
Prodilia: I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
Orchid: Alright. I give up asking.
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist soon.
Orchid: That's a wise thought. What hair color do you like for yourself?
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Orchid: Sounds like you'll have to go to school some more.
Prodilia: Are you sure that your hearing aid is on?
Orchid: Opps... was there any noise? I must have been talking in my sleep. *Just woke up, Blinks*
Prodilia: I am not sure that I agree.
Orchid: If you were sure that you agree, who would be impressed by you?
Prodilia: where do you come up with such zany questions?
Orchid: Hmm...
Prodilia: Whatever.. Do you want to see my hip sickness benefit?
Orchid: Oh yes! I like your eyes.
Prodilia: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Orchid: Would you like to eat breakfast with me at the Diner?
Orchid trying hard to save an ugly turn in the conversation
Orchid: Alright. I give up asking.
Prodilia: I am going to the dentist soon.
Orchid: That's a wise thought. What hair color do you like for yourself?
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Orchid: Sounds like you'll have to go to school some more.
Prodilia: Are you sure that your hearing aid is on?
Orchid: Opps... was there any noise? I must have been talking in my sleep. *Just woke up, Blinks*
Prodilia: I am not sure that I agree.
Orchid: If you were sure that you agree, who would be impressed by you?
Prodilia: where do you come up with such zany questions?
Orchid: Hmm...
Prodilia: Whatever.. Do you want to see my hip sickness benefit?
Orchid: Oh yes! I like your eyes.
Prodilia: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Orchid: Would you like to eat breakfast with me at the Diner?
Mel_Arewar: Are you clinically insane?
Invader Zim: Fools! What else would I be?
Mel_Arewar: You are clinically insane.
Invader Zim: You speak craziness, Earth boy!
Mel_Arewar: I'm a woman!
Invader Zim: Fools! What else would I be?
Mel_Arewar: You are clinically insane.
Invader Zim: You speak craziness, Earth boy!
Mel_Arewar: I'm a woman!
Roy is a gentleman
goldie: how old are you
Roy Batty: 38. You?
goldie: bye loser!im 12
purv
soz!
Roy Batty: (in Spanish) Sleep well, goldie.
goldie: bye loser!im 12
purv
soz!
Roy Batty: That's my number. If you need me.
goldie: do you wanna have sex
Roy Batty: Ugh.
goldie: bye
Roy Batty: Just go out there and keep up the good work.
goldie: bye!
Roy Batty: Okay, one photo and we go.
goldie: how old are you
Roy Batty: 38. You?
goldie: bye loser!im 12
purv
soz!
Roy Batty: (in Spanish) Sleep well, goldie.
goldie: bye loser!im 12
purv
soz!
Roy Batty: That's my number. If you need me.
goldie: do you wanna have sex
Roy Batty: Ugh.
goldie: bye
Roy Batty: Just go out there and keep up the good work.
goldie: bye!
Roy Batty: Okay, one photo and we go.
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