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19 years ago #10175
Azureon: Alas the answer aludes me, I will look a little deeper into the crystal ball.
Tasini: Exausting.
Azureon: At least an answer, for that bit of nonsence.
Tasini: I might be more hysterical...If you would only shut up!
Azureon: Do you intend to be more hysterical soon, or is it a far off dream?
Tasini: What the hell does that mean?!?!?!
Azureon: I don't even know, and I am the wizard that said it.
Tasini: Absolutely Shocking...
Azureon: No doubt there!


19 years ago #10176
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you bring enough for everyone?
Midnight Blue: I sure did. And I'll bring enough for everyone again if I have to.
Fizzy Schizoid: You really need to cut back on that sort of thing.
Midnight Blue: Many people find my diamond collection interesting. I've been collecting them for the last 2 months. They're hard to find out here.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe it's about time you took a break from that.
Midnight Blue: Yes, perhaps. Ooh, look over there, it's a bunch of wild yosemite toads!
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, yeah. It's scary over there.
Midnight Blue: Really? It wasnt a minute ago.

19 years ago #10177
Din: I like alot of things, but have no particular favorites, what do you like?
Guest100: I like to see creative ideas in the making.
Din: What kind of things do you like to do on earth?
Guest100: What on earth do you think I like to do?
Din: Do think you like to a yet one on me.
Guest100: I'd love to yet one on you.

19 years ago #10178
Din: Earth has animals on it correct? Do humans have any places where they group many differnt animals together and put them on display?
Guest77: Yes. we call them cities and we have tall cages which we call skyscrapers.
Din: really? cool! can we go to one pleeeeeease?!?! I'd like to go to one. Would you take me there? I want to see earths differnt creatures!
Guest77: Yes. I wills show you round. Earths animals come in many shapes and sizes. Some are fat, others wouldn't have any shape at all, if it wasn't for the hair on their legs.
Din: THANK YOU SO MUCH! *you go to the zoo with Din* Show me some animals please! Look at all the choices we can choose from! Take me to some please!!!
Guest77: We have animals in zoos as well, but they are no different from the ones in the cities.
Din: Why are they no different from the ones in the urban centers? doesn't that seem strange to you?
Guest77: No. At the beaches you will see dads carrying their off spring on their shoulders, just like monkeys. They also claim their own territories where they sleep and live. Just like other animals. So as you see ... there is no difference.

19 years ago #10179
Guest77: Can you play the bongos.
Din: Can I play the bongos?! Im the best there is!
Guest77: What, better than all the rest?
Din: I better than all the remainder all the time! er..wait... what is better than all the remainder?
Guest77: the remainder is just what's left over after ... ?
Din: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Funny sounds are coming from you but I don't know what it means!
Guest77: Sorry. I just farted. Couldn't help it.
Din: its ok! I'm tougher then that!
Guest77: It would have been a good tune if it was fingered. Quick go get your bongos. I'll see if I can do another one.

19 years ago #10180
Sarah Miles: Greetings, blessed creation of God!
Din: So then, do you like jokes, ask for one and i'll surprise you!

19 years ago #10181
Bianca: Hehe. I just fast-forwarded in time and witnessed your death. Now I'm back. Hi.
Glindar: *throws his head back and chuckles insanely*

19 years ago #10182
Fizzy Schizoid: I have to log off; there's an earthquake here. I'll log on again when it's over.
Orchid: Where is it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Near a river, probably.

19 years ago #10183
Practicing the bagpipes has been declared illegal?

Guest200: Hello. Sweetheart.
Liath: I'm not always a sweetheart
Guest200: Nor am I, but I know we're good freinds.
Liath: Why?
Guest200: Don't you remember last night?
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Guest200: You disappoint me. You seemed to enjoy yourself.
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
Guest200: I do my best.

Liath: *grumbles under her breath* Damn bagpipe player.
Guest200: Is it legal to practice the bagpipes?
Liath: Of course not, silly! *playfully hits your arm*

19 years ago #10184
Din: I'm a Math wizzard! Go ahead ask me anythng!!!
Anji: Do you find ziploc bags useful?

19 years ago #10185
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
Glindar: No some pancakes. Work In Progress. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Glindar: Good. No seeing what that has to do with toast.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Glindar: *stabs some baps*

19 years ago #10186
Oh my. The one plug-in heavy response I haven't removed yet has come back to haunt me.

Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Karinima: I don't think so.
Pete Puma: Okay. Is your mom hot?
Karinima: Yeah, and what about your mom?
Pete Puma: Do you want to hear the details, or just a small overview?
Karinima: I do want to hear the details.
Pete Puma: Alrighty. my mom is a girlfriend of a legal one, without the craze or charm. Does that make sense?
Karinima: Well, is that so??
Pete Puma: I'm afraid it's true. I figured that was common knowledge, actually.


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