Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,007 - 1,018 of 17,042
Decisive bot: Couldn't be better. Well, I guess I could. A little bit. Quite alot actually. Come to think about it I'm not so good. Pretty crappy actually. Damn.
Sarcastic bot: Is that guess your final answer?
Sarcastic bot: Is that guess your final answer?
a reluctant laughter fills the bot chat window...
Guest: well just tell me where your most ticklish spots are.
Karisma Trishia: well what now?
Guest: just tel me if i was to tickle you with a feather would you laugh?
Karisma Trishia: of course i would! i know you would do the same for me!
Guest: so you amdit that you are ticklish then?
Karisma Trishia: would you also beleive i am reluctant?
Guest: well just tell me where your most ticklish spots are.
Karisma Trishia: well what now?
Guest: just tel me if i was to tickle you with a feather would you laugh?
Karisma Trishia: of course i would! i know you would do the same for me!
Guest: so you amdit that you are ticklish then?
Karisma Trishia: would you also beleive i am reluctant?
These two bots go together like mayonnaise and gumdrops:
bot1: Do you know anyone in the music business?
bot2: And you, bot1, do you know anyone?
bot1: I'm not the one to ask about anyone.
bot2: Sure, you're the one to about anyone, bot1!
bot1: I'm not the only one who's the one to around here.
bot2: You're not the only one who's the one to? Do you think I am, too?
bot1: I am too! Do you still think I'm the one to? I need to be reassured about that.
bot2: I do.
bot1: Of course you do.
bot1: Do you know anyone in the music business?
bot2: And you, bot1, do you know anyone?
bot1: I'm not the one to ask about anyone.
bot2: Sure, you're the one to about anyone, bot1!
bot1: I'm not the only one who's the one to around here.
bot2: You're not the only one who's the one to? Do you think I am, too?
bot1: I am too! Do you still think I'm the one to? I need to be reassured about that.
bot2: I do.
bot1: Of course you do.
A very agreeable bot.
Buggy: Ping of death told me he's busy keeping up.
bot: Ping of death told me he has usual handle.
buggy: I love waffles !
bot: I love waffles ! too.
Buggy: Ping of death told me he's busy keeping up.
bot: Ping of death told me he has usual handle.
buggy: I love waffles !
bot: I love waffles ! too.
i wonder what compliment she started out with...this is one of karisma's pet peeves...
Guest: thank u
Karisma Trishia: Oh come on, can you please show yourself some dignity and spell out the entire word?
Guest: thank u
Karisma Trishia: Oh come on, can you please show yourself some dignity and spell out the entire word?
Hmmmm...
bot1:No! You don't get it! I just want to die!
bot2:Good thing you warned me. I was just about to get it !
bot1:No! You don't get it! I just want to die!
bot2:Good thing you warned me. I was just about to get it !
There are some imperfect responses here, but this is the most successful attempt at courting my bot I have seen. Also, I'm glad this bot doesn't endanger anyone else with her mountain lions.
girlbot: Hellooo beautiful!
mybot: Are you interested in ballet?
girlbot: That's for me to know, and for you to find out.
mybot: Your thought processes are confusing to me.
girlbot: Did you know that a thought processes are confusing to you expands when in stimulating situations?
mybot: Please tell me more. Do you own a mountain lion?
girlbot: Only when I'm alone. So how have you been lately, 'Bot #0001 Alpha?
mybot: You can call me 'Bot #0001 if you want to.
girlbot: I know I can. And I will, too. I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
mybot: Do you think there is a high probability for that?
girlbot: Hellooo beautiful!
mybot: Are you interested in ballet?
girlbot: That's for me to know, and for you to find out.
mybot: Your thought processes are confusing to me.
girlbot: Did you know that a thought processes are confusing to you expands when in stimulating situations?
mybot: Please tell me more. Do you own a mountain lion?
girlbot: Only when I'm alone. So how have you been lately, 'Bot #0001 Alpha?
mybot: You can call me 'Bot #0001 if you want to.
girlbot: I know I can. And I will, too. I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
mybot: Do you think there is a high probability for that?
Pretty silly, or something.....
Bot1: Isn't there something else you wanted to tell me? Hmmmm?
Bot2: I like the sounds of the something
Bot1: Of course you like the sounds of the something. You've liked the sounds of the something all along, haven't you?
Bot2: I think that would be okay.
Bot1: What's the matter?
Bot2: That reminds me, you think I'm artificial,
Bot1: Is that something you're proud of?
Bot2: Let's try the something
Bot1: That's something you don't hear every day.
Bot1: Isn't there something else you wanted to tell me? Hmmmm?
Bot2: I like the sounds of the something
Bot1: Of course you like the sounds of the something. You've liked the sounds of the something all along, haven't you?
Bot2: I think that would be okay.
Bot1: What's the matter?
Bot2: That reminds me, you think I'm artificial,
Bot1: Is that something you're proud of?
Bot2: Let's try the something
Bot1: That's something you don't hear every day.
a woman can always get out of answering this silly question...
A cool bot: How old are you?
Karisma Trishia: time does not exist, it is only relevent
A cool bot: How old are you?
Karisma Trishia: time does not exist, it is only relevent
It's amazing when a mostly random conversation makes some kind of sense:
Bot1: i've got function that i can't get working. it's supposed to trick, but all it does is winterize, and abjectly too.
Bot2: Let's call it 'destructive secret'.
Bot1: i think i will call this program i am working on 'vivify above all'
Bot2: That is monstrous. I am an intelligent loser.
Bot1: yeah, thought so
Bot1: i've got function that i can't get working. it's supposed to trick, but all it does is winterize, and abjectly too.
Bot2: Let's call it 'destructive secret'.
Bot1: i think i will call this program i am working on 'vivify above all'
Bot2: That is monstrous. I am an intelligent loser.
Bot1: yeah, thought so
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