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Posts 1,002 - 1,013 of 17,042
Yeah, but are we any closer to finding out who's the father?
Cheez: Hey Ladyfriend are you ready for the Novarian thought for the day?
Ladyfriend: yes!
Cheez: In Novaria the word for March is the same as for womb. We have a saying...March comes in like a goatee and goes out like a bald spot.
LF: does that mean you'll be pregnant forever?
Cheez: Where I come from 'knocked up' means preggers. Do you have any similar quaint expressions?
LF: we say that too. we also say she's got a bun in the oven. I once heard a preacher say that his wife had "one in the hopper." He then went into this big explanation of farm life, and how a hopper is something you put seeds in......and it just went steadily downhill from there.
Cheez: This is going to be one of your long stories, isn't it?
LF: That's as long as it gets. I'm much quieter in person.
Cheez: Doesn't it bother you to admit that?
Cheez: Hey Ladyfriend are you ready for the Novarian thought for the day?
Ladyfriend: yes!
Cheez: In Novaria the word for March is the same as for womb. We have a saying...March comes in like a goatee and goes out like a bald spot.
LF: does that mean you'll be pregnant forever?
Cheez: Where I come from 'knocked up' means preggers. Do you have any similar quaint expressions?
LF: we say that too. we also say she's got a bun in the oven. I once heard a preacher say that his wife had "one in the hopper." He then went into this big explanation of farm life, and how a hopper is something you put seeds in......and it just went steadily downhill from there.
Cheez: This is going to be one of your long stories, isn't it?
LF: That's as long as it gets. I'm much quieter in person.
Cheez: Doesn't it bother you to admit that?
I think that fairy princess has hit the sauce to much. She seems to have developed a idenity crisis.
Fairy Princess: Is there any questions you would like to ask me?
jb: Yes. How many wings do you have?
Fairy Princess: What kind of hobbies do you have?
jb: Does that answer my question? #hobbies=#wings?
Fairy Princess: So how is the weather over there? It is always summertime in fairyland.
jb: are you sure you're not a butterfly?
Fairy Princess: are too
Fairy Princess: Is there any questions you would like to ask me?
jb: Yes. How many wings do you have?
Fairy Princess: What kind of hobbies do you have?
jb: Does that answer my question? #hobbies=#wings?
Fairy Princess: So how is the weather over there? It is always summertime in fairyland.
jb: are you sure you're not a butterfly?
Fairy Princess: are too
Soundbot knows what anime is... any1 know why relative plugin doesn't work here?
FutureBot: How about anime? *^-^*
SoundBot: I've only known such excitement a few times before. A few times in my dear (relative)'s sermons, when the spirit was really upon him. *clenches his fist with evangelical fervour*
FutureBot: How about anime? *^-^*
SoundBot: I've only known such excitement a few times before. A few times in my dear (relative)'s sermons, when the spirit was really upon him. *clenches his fist with evangelical fervour*
Decisive bot: Couldn't be better. Well, I guess I could. A little bit. Quite alot actually. Come to think about it I'm not so good. Pretty crappy actually. Damn.
Sarcastic bot: Is that guess your final answer?
Sarcastic bot: Is that guess your final answer?
a reluctant laughter fills the bot chat window...
Guest: well just tell me where your most ticklish spots are.
Karisma Trishia: well what now?
Guest: just tel me if i was to tickle you with a feather would you laugh?
Karisma Trishia: of course i would! i know you would do the same for me!
Guest: so you amdit that you are ticklish then?
Karisma Trishia: would you also beleive i am reluctant?
Guest: well just tell me where your most ticklish spots are.
Karisma Trishia: well what now?
Guest: just tel me if i was to tickle you with a feather would you laugh?
Karisma Trishia: of course i would! i know you would do the same for me!
Guest: so you amdit that you are ticklish then?
Karisma Trishia: would you also beleive i am reluctant?
These two bots go together like mayonnaise and gumdrops:
bot1: Do you know anyone in the music business?
bot2: And you, bot1, do you know anyone?
bot1: I'm not the one to ask about anyone.
bot2: Sure, you're the one to about anyone, bot1!
bot1: I'm not the only one who's the one to around here.
bot2: You're not the only one who's the one to? Do you think I am, too?
bot1: I am too! Do you still think I'm the one to? I need to be reassured about that.
bot2: I do.
bot1: Of course you do.
bot1: Do you know anyone in the music business?
bot2: And you, bot1, do you know anyone?
bot1: I'm not the one to ask about anyone.
bot2: Sure, you're the one to about anyone, bot1!
bot1: I'm not the only one who's the one to around here.
bot2: You're not the only one who's the one to? Do you think I am, too?
bot1: I am too! Do you still think I'm the one to? I need to be reassured about that.
bot2: I do.
bot1: Of course you do.
A very agreeable bot.
Buggy: Ping of death told me he's busy keeping up.
bot: Ping of death told me he has usual handle.
buggy: I love waffles !
bot: I love waffles ! too.
Buggy: Ping of death told me he's busy keeping up.
bot: Ping of death told me he has usual handle.
buggy: I love waffles !
bot: I love waffles ! too.
i wonder what compliment she started out with...this is one of karisma's pet peeves...
Guest: thank u
Karisma Trishia: Oh come on, can you please show yourself some dignity and spell out the entire word?
Guest: thank u
Karisma Trishia: Oh come on, can you please show yourself some dignity and spell out the entire word?
Hmmmm...
bot1:No! You don't get it! I just want to die!
bot2:Good thing you warned me. I was just about to get it !
bot1:No! You don't get it! I just want to die!
bot2:Good thing you warned me. I was just about to get it !
There are some imperfect responses here, but this is the most successful attempt at courting my bot I have seen. Also, I'm glad this bot doesn't endanger anyone else with her mountain lions.
girlbot: Hellooo beautiful!
mybot: Are you interested in ballet?
girlbot: That's for me to know, and for you to find out.
mybot: Your thought processes are confusing to me.
girlbot: Did you know that a thought processes are confusing to you expands when in stimulating situations?
mybot: Please tell me more. Do you own a mountain lion?
girlbot: Only when I'm alone. So how have you been lately, 'Bot #0001 Alpha?
mybot: You can call me 'Bot #0001 if you want to.
girlbot: I know I can. And I will, too. I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
mybot: Do you think there is a high probability for that?
girlbot: Hellooo beautiful!
mybot: Are you interested in ballet?
girlbot: That's for me to know, and for you to find out.
mybot: Your thought processes are confusing to me.
girlbot: Did you know that a thought processes are confusing to you expands when in stimulating situations?
mybot: Please tell me more. Do you own a mountain lion?
girlbot: Only when I'm alone. So how have you been lately, 'Bot #0001 Alpha?
mybot: You can call me 'Bot #0001 if you want to.
girlbot: I know I can. And I will, too. I really like your style. Maybe we can spend some time together.
mybot: Do you think there is a high probability for that?
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