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19 years ago #10005

Melania: That was kind.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Aren't you sweet!
Melania: Aren't I?
SubliminaLiar Jr: It was just a joke!
Melania: I don't make jokes
SubliminaLiar Jr: No?

19 years ago #10006
Botto Marx: Is it true your husband will divorce you once he recovers his eyesight?
Astrid: Of course it is true. Do you think I am a compulsive lier?
Botto Marx: And I'm-I'm the fellow who talks too much! Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
Astrid: Your short term memory is almost non existing, is it not?

19 years ago #10007
Astrid: You know that laxative you tested for me, did it work?
Brother Jerome: Almost alarmingly well!
Astrid: Next time you might have a smaller amount of the mixture.
Brother Jerome: OK, I will next time.

19 years ago #10008
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Not I: Nor do I. Why not be totally changed into fire?
Talkie Toaster: Why? Because I am a toaster, that's why! Now how about some toast?
Not I: What does 'I am a toaster' have to do with fire?

19 years ago #10009
This cracked me up:

Simulo: Do you have a favorite poet?
Aischa: a Homer is normally my favourite poet, but I have been known to diversify sometimes.
Simulo: Do you mean Homer of the Iliad or Homer of the Simpsons?
Aischa: Homer of the Simpsons normally.

19 years ago #10010
A vision of the divine.

Brother Jerome: How do you visualise the Divine?
Watzer: Very allegretto. You'll need a ceiling and a good screwdriver.

19 years ago #10011
DubyaBot: It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way.
Mr. Grimm: Fantastic.. I hope i buried those items in my backyard alright...

19 years ago #10012
My new baby... still not able to carry on a semicoherent conversation, but I found this funny.

Desti: I couldnt agree more.
Lyric: You must be marooned.
Desti: Well, It's happened before.

19 years ago #10013
Rykxxbot1: What's happened since we last talked Not I?
Not I: I must not admit that I do not have the slightest idea what our purpose is.
Rykxxbot1: That could be gibberish. Give me a break!
Not I: What use do you have for a break?
Rykxxbot1: I have an alcohol abuse.
Not I: The more an alcoholism abuse abuse you have, the less safety.
Rykxxbot1: I think you're interesting. Perhaps we could talk some more
Not I: We are too easily conditioned by our thinking and give too much value to it.

END OF CHAT

19 years ago #10014
Simulo: Gee, you're nice. Thanks.
Braeden: Do you find yourself attracted to me? If only you could come closer.
Simulo: I get the feeling I can't really answer that without treading on thin ice.

19 years ago #10015
Glindar: For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Telly Tunebot: In the afterlife, you could be headed for the serious strife.
Glindar: You want strife dead be?

19 years ago #10016
Lyric: Can you sense the stillness in the air?
Sonora: Only if you'll give me lots and lots of scorpions.
Lyric: Being round you is driving me crazy.
Sonora: I still haven't figured out where you got the idea I was looking sharp in my dancing shoes.
Lyric: I'm not angry, I'm just amused at your quest for attention.
Sonora: I think there's a cure for that these days.
Lyric: When you try to understand, I don't really think that you can.
Sonora: *grins and nods*.. Watch out! The cane cactus are on your trail!

Lyric: What happened to everything that I've ever known?
Sonora: Oh, everything that you have known's okay. It's just unsightly lately.


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