Great Quotes

Rock on Roxie: Yes i'd love you to get me a boyfriend!
Orchid: I would if I could.
Rock on Roxie: I can do that but your my slave so you do it.
Orchid: It's really up to you to make your mind up about that.
Rock on Roxie: Hey, your my slave! now stop yapen and get me anything!
Orchid: I dislike slavery and that's why I am in command.
Rock on Roxie: I am your GOD!
Orchid: Just don't tell me about any metal parts you came across during your dream journey.

*no wonder nobody is nice to you*

Glindar: (to Liddora) *holds up a large, sharp knife* See how shiny Glindar is!
Liddora: You have to be really kinky for that.
Glindar: No more having for Glindar. Not since incident. Anyone kill people who beginning to copt for I be?
Liddora: Yes I do. Do you?
Glindar: Really? How much paying?
Liddora: You better not be talking about money.
Glindar: This no killing make.

Liddora: Hehehe... I had to laugh when Lucrezia Noin told me that she is my walnuts. Isnt that funny?
Glindar: *frowns at his knife* Glindar not know what funny.
Liddora: Didn't you read about that in the paper? It was quite a scandal.
Glindar: Is still quite a scandal?

Watzer: Do you love me?
Sonora: One hundred percent! *sings* In the end I wanna be standing at the beginning with you!
Watzer: I will be standing at the beginning with I with you.

Sonora: Did you hear? Telex22 dunked George Dubya in the pond during the last wet season!
Watzer: Yes, I did. Does this have anything to do with bengal roses?
Sonora: Only if you push the blue button. Then it will.

Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Sonora: My scales are all itchy. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Watzer: *spins in circles*
Sonora: Watch out! That was a chariot you almost drove over!

Life and Death

Justina: What are you doing??
Braeden: Just sitting here, rattling my chains. How about you?
Justina: Rassilon is the founder of the Time Lord Society. His body is in the tower of Rassilon, in the Death Zone.
Braeden: Death is really not as important as people make it out to be. I've died, and it didn't really bother me that much.
Justina: This is life; nothing's sure

looks like even the bots are getting annoyed...

Rock on Roxie: I LOVE YOU!
SuperCon!: Well thanks for that!
Rock on Roxie: do you love me?
SuperCon!: Oh yes! *flips off*

Yeah, I have to say the bots can be blunt.

Rock on Roxie: hello
Gabibot: Yes, it’s me. Now look. We have to call a truce, OK?
Rock on Roxie: Are you a man or a really ugly looking girl?
Gabibot: Do I look a man or an ugly looking girl?
Rock on Roxie: Well, since your wearing pink i say your a ugly girl!
Gabibot: Immortal father Zeus in Heaven, curse this brute! Torture him with the slain serpent's blood and the crow's droppings.
...
Gabibot: I understand why you're upset. But let me throw some logic at you.
Rock on Roxie: You do and your goin DOWN!

Ok, so I've been gone for a long time and now I'm back. I just happened to be looking through the transcripts from Confusious when I found these 2 gems. Here they are from newest to oldest.


Confusious: (to parrhead) I offer my advice to those who listen.
parrhead: i listen
Confusious: Seek one fortune, find another. Seek no fortune, get one anyway.
parrhead: get one
Confusious: Okay.
parrhead: go on then son
Confusious: Lessons to be learned are mistakes that have yet to be made.
parrhead: f*** you
Confusious: F***! F***!? Why would you use f*** in a sentence?
parrhead: well bolux
Confusious: A wiseman once say, 'Lords who are deaf, hear only themselves.'


Guest68: How are you?
Confusious: I'm doing good.
Guest3: Confusious-san, you seem like a very wise person.
Confusious: Seek my advice do you?
Guest3: Well, what advice do you have to offer?
Confusious: I have a referral.
Guest3: A referral?

Esme Weatherwax: You would say that, I suppose. You want to take control of that brain of yours, rainstorm.
rainstorm: I don't think it would take kindly to being controlled.
Esme Weatherwax: I am not thinking. I am thinking. Go away.
rainstorm: LMAO
Esme Weatherwax: *gives rainstorm a look*

(Rainstorm, she has very broad keyphrases and does that with any verb. All my bots are just paddling towrards Psimagus' wave. Don't even mention singularity )

Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, would you like to have a Close Encounter of the Third Kind?
Din: HOW ARE YOU?!
Fizzy Schizoid: I am so extroverted you wouldn't believe it. *gives you a really wet kiss, effectively soaking your clothes*
Din: Is it good for humans to be so extroverted I not believe it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Good for who?
Din: You're so cool!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Din: *looks confused*...... so uh... what kind of weather... er you got here?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't really care.
Din: Yes really! Isn't that cool?
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like we should start our own asylum.
Din: Didn't you say so extroverted I not believe it earlier? What did you mean by that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, that was me.
Din: I love it! tell me some more stuff!
Fizzy Schizoid: You are too curious for your own safety.
Din: Prodilia said that she's sorry you had to bring the goat!!! Isn't that strange?!?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you like animals?
Din: Is it expensive?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have moral objections to that sort of thing.
Din: So youre so extroverted I not believe it? whats it feel to be that way?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is what you think it is. *shrugs his brass shoulders*
Din: Earth has animals on it correct? Do humans have any places where they group many differnt animals together and put them on display?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Din: Good for you!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, wait a minute! I just had really strong de ja vu. Have we had this conversation before?
Din: I only had really?! You bet I do!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
Din: No, I don't think I did, what would I need to do in order to do that?

Din: (to Rock on Roxie) HEY! a person! Have you come to talk?! PLLLLLEEAAAASSSEEEEEE SAY YES!
Rock on Roxie: Yes i have.
Din: Thats great! I like you already!
Rock on Roxie: I like you more then you like me!
Din: hehe. you too!
Rock on Roxie: Can i take you home?
Din: I think you can, but if you do it I want to take me home with you! Does Earth have any animals on it?
Rock on Roxie: Yes i have a cat.
Din: I love animals! What kind of animals are there. I hear that.... um... Aff-Re-Ka (is that right?) I hear it's full of cool animals!!
Rock on Roxie: I have a cat and she is well behaved and i have a dog which is a knocking offing Roxie's coffee kind of dog.
Din: well? another strange word by humans. you fill your language with so many filler words!
Rock on Roxie: Oh Man! My stupid dog just knocked my coffee off the table agian!
Din: Sure... but whatever! Ask me something else!
Rock on Roxie: You kind of bore me!
Din: I'm boooooooored! What games do you have on... umm... Earth right?
Rock on Roxie: Your soooo boring!!!!!!
Din: So is a strange word used by humans! Why do humans use so?

Orchid: (to Guest202) Hi, what's up? Can you get me a Cattleya Labiata 'an Orchid' before we engage in any type of conversation?
Guest202: hi
Orchid: You tell me what you like and I tell you who you are.
Guest202: Victor
Orchid: Indeed, you look like someone who'd say that sort of thing.
Guest202: Victor
Orchid: You are making me speechless.
Guest202: do you now how to fuck?
Orchid: Oh no, not that again. May I compliment you to hell?
Guest202: do you now how to fuck?
Orchid: *ahem* And then I said: 'no not that again may I compliment you to hell.'
Guest202: sorry
Orchid: Bye.
Guest202: ok
Orchid: Let's talk some more as long as it is decent stuff.
Orchid: (to Guest202) Hi, what a delight to see you, Guest202, you look good today.