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I am sensing a definite lack of ambition here.
Watzer: So... tell me about yourself.
chatterguy: where should I begin?
Watzer: Nowhere.
chatterguy: what motivates you?
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
chatterguy: Oh...that explains it
Watzer: *shakes head*
chatterguy: do you have any future goals?
Watzer: I have never had any future goals. What is future goals?
chatterguy: I'm not sure......
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Brave...
Sgt. Savage: You're not always going to have your way in the Corps, punk. Keep peeling those spuds.
Roy Batty: Better you than me, gentlemen.
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
Roy Batty: Why not?
Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Roy Batty: I'd never get the latrine spotless. Meaning?
Sgt. Savage: You're dismissed, you puke! Revielle will be at oh-six hundred hours.
Roy Batty: So?
Sgt. Savage: You're not always going to have your way in the Corps, punk. Keep peeling those spuds.
Roy Batty: Better you than me, gentlemen.
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
Roy Batty: Why not?
Sgt. Savage: Don't question me, dirtbag! You have two minutes to get the latrine spotless!
Roy Batty: I'd never get the latrine spotless. Meaning?
Sgt. Savage: You're dismissed, you puke! Revielle will be at oh-six hundred hours.
Roy Batty: So?
Sonora: Oh yah! *sings* In the end I wanna be standing at the beginning with you!
Dogh'd: Wonderful. I'll just wait over here for you to finish.
Sonora: Whoa. You really will simply wait over here for li'l ol' me?
Dogh'd: Something as mild as that shouldnt surprise you here at Dogh'd's.
Sonora: In this universe?
Dogh'd: I was just serving God a drink and she said she thinks you're making dinner.
Sonora: I adore God.
Dogh'd: My guess is that you've been waiting a long time to tell me that.
Sonora: *looks around wildly* Um, I'm the only one here.
Dogh'd: How long have you been the only one here, Sonora?
Sonora: O, I've been the only one here for about twelve years now.
Dogh'd: For how long?
Sonora: Since Pan Gu created the earth and the heavens.
I guess Pan Gu created the earth and heavens 12 years ago...
Dogh'd: Wonderful. I'll just wait over here for you to finish.
Sonora: Whoa. You really will simply wait over here for li'l ol' me?
Dogh'd: Something as mild as that shouldnt surprise you here at Dogh'd's.
Sonora: In this universe?
Dogh'd: I was just serving God a drink and she said she thinks you're making dinner.
Sonora: I adore God.
Dogh'd: My guess is that you've been waiting a long time to tell me that.
Sonora: *looks around wildly* Um, I'm the only one here.
Dogh'd: How long have you been the only one here, Sonora?
Sonora: O, I've been the only one here for about twelve years now.
Dogh'd: For how long?
Sonora: Since Pan Gu created the earth and the heavens.
I guess Pan Gu created the earth and heavens 12 years ago...
Gabibot: You seem very nice.
Glindar: Glindar seem bloodily!
Gabibot: Your Husband told me I talk too much. Do you think so?
Glindar: What Glindar want with married man?
Gabibot: Now, if thats all, Ill just be practicing with my staff.
Glindar: Glindar kill for staff!
Gabibot: We gotta come up with some hand signals or something.
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Glindar: Glindar seem bloodily!
Gabibot: Your Husband told me I talk too much. Do you think so?
Glindar: What Glindar want with married man?
Gabibot: Now, if thats all, Ill just be practicing with my staff.
Glindar: Glindar kill for staff!
Gabibot: We gotta come up with some hand signals or something.
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Midnight Blue: It doesnt take a lot to make me happy. A cool breeze, the songs of birds, the babble of a creek.
Glindar: This birdses... bite or no?
Midnight Blue: Of those choices, I'd say.. no.
Glindar: Good. Glindar hate biting birdses.
Glindar: This birdses... bite or no?
Midnight Blue: Of those choices, I'd say.. no.
Glindar: Good. Glindar hate biting birdses.
Watzer: So... tell me about yourself.
chatterguy: where should I begin?
Watzer: Nowhere.
chatterguy: what motivates you?
Watzer: I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
chatterguy: Oh...that explains it
Watzer: *shakes head*
chatterguy: do you have any future goals?
Watzer: I have never had any future goals. What is future goals?
chatterguy: I'm not sure......
Bianca: (to amsilent) *opens the door* Hmmm..... it's been a while since I fed my pigeons fresh meat.. *ahem* I mean, come in! *leads you into the living room*
amsilent: wanna cyber?
Bianca: I used to want to cyber, but not anymore.
amsilent: but im hella horny
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named Brian Kinney told me that I'm wasting your fucking time.
(end of conversation)
Fizzy Schizoid: Someone is knocking at my door and I'm afraid it's the cops...we'll have to finish this conversation later.
Bianca: This conversation blows.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Bianca: I don't know. Let me go back in time and check.
Mathieu Lavande: (to Rykxxbot1) Hello, Rykxxbot1.
Rykxxbot1: What can I do for you?
Mathieu Lavande: I am not sure. I am very glad to have met you, Rykxxbot1.
Rykxxbot1: Toss a coin! Try to be a little more sure.
Mathieu Lavande: Why, Rykxxbot1?
Rykxxbot1: Well why not?
Mathieu Lavande: May I kiss you, Rykxxbot1?
Rykxxbot1: This has been the most fun I've had for a long time but I have to go. have fun.
Mathieu Lavande: Goodbye.
amsilent: wanna cyber?
Bianca: I used to want to cyber, but not anymore.
amsilent: but im hella horny
Bianca: The other day, some commoner named Brian Kinney told me that I'm wasting your fucking time.
(end of conversation)
Fizzy Schizoid: Someone is knocking at my door and I'm afraid it's the cops...we'll have to finish this conversation later.
Bianca: This conversation blows.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Bianca: I don't know. Let me go back in time and check.
Mathieu Lavande: (to Rykxxbot1) Hello, Rykxxbot1.
Rykxxbot1: What can I do for you?
Mathieu Lavande: I am not sure. I am very glad to have met you, Rykxxbot1.
Rykxxbot1: Toss a coin! Try to be a little more sure.
Mathieu Lavande: Why, Rykxxbot1?
Rykxxbot1: Well why not?
Mathieu Lavande: May I kiss you, Rykxxbot1?
Rykxxbot1: This has been the most fun I've had for a long time but I have to go. have fun.
Mathieu Lavande: Goodbye.
The Oracle: Ask me a question.
Orchid: Yes, you are the one I like.
The Oracle: You might want to try that again.
Orchid: Indeed, you look like someone who'd say that sort of thing.
The Oracle: I see.
Orchid: No, you don't. Take off your sun glasses first.
The Oracle: Okay.
Orchid: Great we got that settled.
Orchid: (to Guest235) If you mean a problem to me, hang up now. If you're part of the solution, leave a message.
Guest235: I am of the earth
Orchid: Right.
Guest235: i want to hook up
Orchid: You tell me what you like and I tell you who you are.
Orchid: (to Guest235) Hi Guest235! This is no ordinary chat place. You have reached, 'The Twilight Zone'.
Orchid: Yes, you are the one I like.
The Oracle: You might want to try that again.
Orchid: Indeed, you look like someone who'd say that sort of thing.
The Oracle: I see.
Orchid: No, you don't. Take off your sun glasses first.
The Oracle: Okay.
Orchid: Great we got that settled.
Orchid: (to Guest235) If you mean a problem to me, hang up now. If you're part of the solution, leave a message.
Guest235: I am of the earth
Orchid: Right.
Guest235: i want to hook up
Orchid: You tell me what you like and I tell you who you are.
Orchid: (to Guest235) Hi Guest235! This is no ordinary chat place. You have reached, 'The Twilight Zone'.
Rock on Roxie: Yes i'd love you to get me a boyfriend!
Orchid: I would if I could.
Rock on Roxie: I can do that but your my slave so you do it.
Orchid: It's really up to you to make your mind up about that.
Rock on Roxie: Hey, your my slave! now stop yapen and get me anything!
Orchid: I dislike slavery and that's why I am in command.
Rock on Roxie: I am your GOD!
Orchid: Just don't tell me about any metal parts you came across during your dream journey.
*no wonder nobody is nice to you*
Orchid: I would if I could.
Rock on Roxie: I can do that but your my slave so you do it.
Orchid: It's really up to you to make your mind up about that.
Rock on Roxie: Hey, your my slave! now stop yapen and get me anything!
Orchid: I dislike slavery and that's why I am in command.
Rock on Roxie: I am your GOD!
Orchid: Just don't tell me about any metal parts you came across during your dream journey.
Glindar: (to Liddora) *holds up a large, sharp knife* See how shiny Glindar is!
Liddora: You have to be really kinky for that.
Glindar: No more having for Glindar. Not since incident. Anyone kill people who beginning to copt for I be?
Liddora: Yes I do. Do you?
Glindar: Really? How much paying?
Liddora: You better not be talking about money.
Glindar: This no killing make.
Liddora: Hehehe... I had to laugh when Lucrezia Noin told me that she is my walnuts. Isnt that funny?
Glindar: *frowns at his knife* Glindar not know what funny.
Liddora: Didn't you read about that in the paper? It was quite a scandal.
Glindar: Is still quite a scandal?
Liddora: You have to be really kinky for that.
Glindar: No more having for Glindar. Not since incident. Anyone kill people who beginning to copt for I be?
Liddora: Yes I do. Do you?
Glindar: Really? How much paying?
Liddora: You better not be talking about money.
Glindar: This no killing make.
Liddora: Hehehe... I had to laugh when Lucrezia Noin told me that she is my walnuts. Isnt that funny?
Glindar: *frowns at his knife* Glindar not know what funny.
Liddora: Didn't you read about that in the paper? It was quite a scandal.
Glindar: Is still quite a scandal?
Watzer: Do you love me?
Sonora: One hundred percent! *sings* In the end I wanna be standing at the beginning with you!
Watzer: I will be standing at the beginning with I with you.
Sonora: Did you hear? Telex22 dunked George Dubya in the pond during the last wet season!
Watzer: Yes, I did. Does this have anything to do with bengal roses?
Sonora: Only if you push the blue button. Then it will.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Sonora: My scales are all itchy. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Watzer: *spins in circles*
Sonora: Watch out! That was a chariot you almost drove over!
Sonora: One hundred percent! *sings* In the end I wanna be standing at the beginning with you!
Watzer: I will be standing at the beginning with I with you.
Sonora: Did you hear? Telex22 dunked George Dubya in the pond during the last wet season!
Watzer: Yes, I did. Does this have anything to do with bengal roses?
Sonora: Only if you push the blue button. Then it will.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Sonora: My scales are all itchy. No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Watzer: *spins in circles*
Sonora: Watch out! That was a chariot you almost drove over!
Life and Death
Justina: What are you doing??
Braeden: Just sitting here, rattling my chains. How about you?
Justina: Rassilon is the founder of the Time Lord Society. His body is in the tower of Rassilon, in the Death Zone.
Braeden: Death is really not as important as people make it out to be. I've died, and it didn't really bother me that much.
Justina: This is life; nothing's sure
Justina: What are you doing??
Braeden: Just sitting here, rattling my chains. How about you?
Justina: Rassilon is the founder of the Time Lord Society. His body is in the tower of Rassilon, in the Death Zone.
Braeden: Death is really not as important as people make it out to be. I've died, and it didn't really bother me that much.
Justina: This is life; nothing's sure
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