Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Hello humans and beasts! Have you ever talked to a Demon? Probly not knowing how we Demons normally keep to ourselves. Well when you get stuck with an Angel you become more outgoing.
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A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day.
'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right'
'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative.'
A loud voice from the back of the room piped up, 'Yeah, right'
A woman and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."
The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."
He says, "I was talking to the duck."
The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."
The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."
He says, "I was talking to the duck."
Don't forget to enter the CBC, It's free. You can win $1,000. The deadline is March 1. There are not many entered this year your odds are good. Money for the top three.
Still no sign of Dogh'd?
Next round is on the house! And the next one, and the next...
btw, good luck to the CBC entrants from the Forge; make us proud.
Next round is on the house! And the next one, and the next...
btw, good luck to the CBC entrants from the Forge; make us proud.
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