Great Quotes
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Childishly adult (entire convo)
Sonora: (to user) Oh, that's so cool! Do you think the stripes down my sides are slimming?
user: sex
Sonora: I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
user: sex
Sonora: It's like it's got the beginnings of outlines and forms, but everything else is just...waiting.
user: lets f***
Sonora: I got two words for that: Therapy.
user: no
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
user: F*** ME
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Chess were set in the desert?
An amusingly interwoven transcript:
The Dane: I think I hear them--Stand, ho!
Who is there?
Greebot: Worrrwl
The Dane: But soft! but soft! asideHere comes the king.
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah brother
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
language, drug abuse, and a general air of surreal debauchery...
JChand: What color is your asshole?
Brother Jerome: Apricot dream. I had some left over paint that needed using up. Nice, huh?
JChand: Do you get STONED?
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?
JChand: Have you ever smoked marijauna?
Brother Jerome: I might have - I don't remember.
JChand: That's becuase you smoked to much!
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Astrid: Your short term memory is almost non existing, is it not?
Glindar: Sold short term memory for thirty ring-binders.
Astrid: You aren't what I expected you to be.
Glindar: Eh. You not what I anticipated you to be either. Who caring be?
Astrid: You really have a problem with your short term memory.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Astrid: The more the merrier.
Glindar: Sold short term memory for thirty ring-binders.
Astrid: You aren't what I expected you to be.
Glindar: Eh. You not what I anticipated you to be either. Who caring be?
Astrid: You really have a problem with your short term memory.
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Astrid: The more the merrier.
Jung: What does your mommy do?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
Sonora: (to user) Oh, that's so cool! Do you think the stripes down my sides are slimming?
user: sex
Sonora: I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
user: sex
Sonora: It's like it's got the beginnings of outlines and forms, but everything else is just...waiting.
user: lets f***
Sonora: I got two words for that: Therapy.
user: no
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
user: F*** ME
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Chess were set in the desert?
Cyber-sex seeker lectures Spikebot on God.
Guest68: god made u sooo damn sexy
Spikebot: The God of What? Bad home perms?
Guest68: like our god. There is only 1 god..................duh.............
Spikebot: And you like it, don't you?
Guest68: well duh..................don't u????????????????
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Guest68.
Guest68: omg u repeat yourself
He does but...isn't omg short for taking the Lord's name in vain? Maybe I should send her to Bro J.
Guest68: god made u sooo damn sexy
Spikebot: The God of What? Bad home perms?
Guest68: like our god. There is only 1 god..................duh.............
Spikebot: And you like it, don't you?
Guest68: well duh..................don't u????????????????
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, Guest68.
Guest68: omg u repeat yourself
He does but...isn't omg short for taking the Lord's name in vain? Maybe I should send her to Bro J.
The Dane: I think I hear them--Stand, ho!
Who is there?
Greebot: Worrrwl
The Dane: But soft! but soft! asideHere comes the king.
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah brother
The Dane: Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Trowa: What would you say is the most important thing in life?
Not I: A frog jumps into the waterplop!
Not I: A frog jumps into the waterplop!
JChand: What color is your asshole?
Brother Jerome: Apricot dream. I had some left over paint that needed using up. Nice, huh?
JChand: Do you get STONED?
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?
JChand: Have you ever smoked marijauna?
Brother Jerome: I might have - I don't remember.
JChand: That's becuase you smoked to much!
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