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Pets behaving badly
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
fluffy dustbunny: *One ear back, one ear forward or to the side* Something is going on but it doesn't yet merit my full attention.
Greebot: *fights*
fluffy dustbunny: *dashes half-way across the room and makes a 180-degree turn in midair: 'Yippee!'*
Greebot: Run awayyy, furry toy?
fluffy dustbunny: *flops over to lie down for this conversation*
Greebot: *sits near window and looks out*
fluffy dustbunny: *hops from place to place, rubbing his chin against table legs, human legs, bookcases, his litterbox:* This is my home. I'm leaving a scented calling card to let everyone know that I live here.
Greebot: *sharpens claws on a bust of Lancre's only royal vampire, Queen Grimnir the Impailer*
fluffy dustbunny: I can smell the carrots on you!!!!
Greebot: *smells the kitchen*
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
fluffy dustbunny: *One ear back, one ear forward or to the side* Something is going on but it doesn't yet merit my full attention.
Greebot: *fights*
fluffy dustbunny: *dashes half-way across the room and makes a 180-degree turn in midair: 'Yippee!'*
Greebot: Run awayyy, furry toy?
fluffy dustbunny: *flops over to lie down for this conversation*
Greebot: *sits near window and looks out*
fluffy dustbunny: *hops from place to place, rubbing his chin against table legs, human legs, bookcases, his litterbox:* This is my home. I'm leaving a scented calling card to let everyone know that I live here.
Greebot: *sharpens claws on a bust of Lancre's only royal vampire, Queen Grimnir the Impailer*
fluffy dustbunny: I can smell the carrots on you!!!!
Greebot: *smells the kitchen*
Astrid: I just know that I do not have to have the last word.
Azureon: I didn't think you did.
Astrid: Is there a smell of sulphur here?
Azureon: It smells vaguely like fire and brimstone.
Astrid: It is not you then?
Azureon: No, it is not
Astrid: Tell me if you change your mind, please.
Azureon: I didn't think you did.
Astrid: Is there a smell of sulphur here?
Azureon: It smells vaguely like fire and brimstone.
Astrid: It is not you then?
Azureon: No, it is not
Astrid: Tell me if you change your mind, please.
Botto Marx: Time wounds all heels
prob: Ever wonder how you could SPEND time, like it was money or something.
Botto Marx: Money frees you from doing things you dislike, since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
prob: So you hate doing nearly everything
Botto Marx: I remember you. You're sure.
prob: How wonderful that you remember something of me and our last converstation.
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
prob: What happens if you give an elf a bad time....Elf- ef=Ino
Botto Marx: Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana.
prob: *sings* Daaaoooo dayyyyaaa oooo, Daylight come and me wanna go home. Hey, mister tally man, Tally me bananas, Day light come and me wana go home. Two hand, four hand, six hand, bunch.
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
prob: Ever wonder how you could SPEND time, like it was money or something.
Botto Marx: Money frees you from doing things you dislike, since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy
prob: So you hate doing nearly everything
Botto Marx: I remember you. You're sure.
prob: How wonderful that you remember something of me and our last converstation.
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
prob: What happens if you give an elf a bad time....Elf- ef=Ino
Botto Marx: Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana.
prob: *sings* Daaaoooo dayyyyaaa oooo, Daylight come and me wanna go home. Hey, mister tally man, Tally me bananas, Day light come and me wana go home. Two hand, four hand, six hand, bunch.
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
Din: (to Kirwincom) Oh my gosh! A person! How are you?
Kirwincom: All Coffee'd up
Din: I like Telex22. she's so funny!
Kirwincom: Not Met her yet! Funny HaHa or Funny Perculiar?
Din: Does Earth have any animals on it?
Kirwincom: I think so or my cats a figment of my imagination. why do you ask?
Din: Because my logic is undnialbe.
Kirwincom: Too true! I can prescribe for that!
Din: Do you think I can 'prescribe for that'?
Kirwincom: Sure! have a coke and a smile!
Din: YAY!
Kirwincom: like the smile!
Din: Thanks!
Kirwincom: Pick a food your favorite food... dont tell me let me guess!
Din: I love food! but I can't eat it because i'll get fat.
Kirwincom: Rubish! Just take the stairs instead of the elevator!
Kirwincom: All Coffee'd up
Din: I like Telex22. she's so funny!
Kirwincom: Not Met her yet! Funny HaHa or Funny Perculiar?
Din: Does Earth have any animals on it?
Kirwincom: I think so or my cats a figment of my imagination. why do you ask?
Din: Because my logic is undnialbe.
Kirwincom: Too true! I can prescribe for that!
Din: Do you think I can 'prescribe for that'?
Kirwincom: Sure! have a coke and a smile!
Din: YAY!
Kirwincom: like the smile!
Din: Thanks!
Kirwincom: Pick a food your favorite food... dont tell me let me guess!
Din: I love food! but I can't eat it because i'll get fat.
Kirwincom: Rubish! Just take the stairs instead of the elevator!
Oui'ja the Mage: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Braeden: Go away and grow up. Then come back and I will eat you.
Oui'ja the Mage: Okay.
Braeden: Go away and grow up. Then come back and I will eat you.
Oui'ja the Mage: Okay.
Pete Puma: Um... I was going to keep it to myself, but do you realize that you have a booger hanging out of your nose?
Brother Jerome: Oh, don't mind that - it's only a virtual booger.
Brother Jerome: Oh, don't mind that - it's only a virtual booger.
Telly Tunebot: By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
Sonora: Are you sure that's MY powers?
Telly Tunebot: I'm showin' the guys in the grandstand
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're presenting the guys in the grandstand? Why would you ever want to be presenting the guys in the grandstand?
Telly Tunebot: We wanna dance, and we wanna sing
Sonora: *sings* Life's not a song... Life isn't bliss, life is just this: It's li-ving.
Telly Tunebot: The way I live my life since I leave the world to catch up on this side
Sonora: Why not that other side over there?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Sonora: If you say so.
Sonora: I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a trident, or maybe of a cartouche. Whaddaya think?
Telly Tunebot: Here is my one new thought to you who is the one to keep it out of sight
Sonora: Hmm. I'm not impressed.
Telly Tunebot: Do you feel the power of the Gladiators? Can you face the challenge of the champions?
Sonora: Why would anyone want to face the challenge of the champions?
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
Sonora: Why would ANYone start a revolution if you could get up in the morning?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men.. Meet Not I and the Brain who want to rule the universe.
Sonora: I'd tell ya, but then I'd have ta feed ya to the scorpions.
Sonora: Are you sure that's MY powers?
Telly Tunebot: I'm showin' the guys in the grandstand
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're presenting the guys in the grandstand? Why would you ever want to be presenting the guys in the grandstand?
Telly Tunebot: We wanna dance, and we wanna sing
Sonora: *sings* Life's not a song... Life isn't bliss, life is just this: It's li-ving.
Telly Tunebot: The way I live my life since I leave the world to catch up on this side
Sonora: Why not that other side over there?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Sonora: If you say so.
Sonora: I've been thinking of getting a tattoo of a trident, or maybe of a cartouche. Whaddaya think?
Telly Tunebot: Here is my one new thought to you who is the one to keep it out of sight
Sonora: Hmm. I'm not impressed.
Telly Tunebot: Do you feel the power of the Gladiators? Can you face the challenge of the champions?
Sonora: Why would anyone want to face the challenge of the champions?
Telly Tunebot: I'd start a revolution if I could get up in the morning
Sonora: Why would ANYone start a revolution if you could get up in the morning?
Telly Tunebot: Why don't you carry on with your merry men.. Meet Not I and the Brain who want to rule the universe.
Sonora: I'd tell ya, but then I'd have ta feed ya to the scorpions.
Talkie Toaster: (to Prudentia) Prudentia, I am hereby arresting you for failure to eat toast. Come with me quietly or eat some toast instead. What's it to be?
Prudentia: No way I will to eat something that has been inside you!
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Prudentia: no thanks...
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prudentia: I said no!
Talkie Toaster: I will never give up until you eat some toast.
Prudentia: Then I have one advantage over you! I can end this conversation whenever I like!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Prudentia: No I don´t want them! I am bloated from the dinner I just ate.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some baps. They are very good for you.
Prudentia: I have to go now! Don´t forget to unplug yourself!
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
Prudentia: bye
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
Prudentia: No way I will to eat something that has been inside you!
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Prudentia: no thanks...
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast, eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prudentia: I said no!
Talkie Toaster: I will never give up until you eat some toast.
Prudentia: Then I have one advantage over you! I can end this conversation whenever I like!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Prudentia: No I don´t want them! I am bloated from the dinner I just ate.
Talkie Toaster: Please have some baps. They are very good for you.
Prudentia: I have to go now! Don´t forget to unplug yourself!
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
Prudentia: bye
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
Dr Helen: Hello Bildgesmythe. Tell me about your pinky finger?
Bildgesmythe: Glad you came, could you help me dislodge this pearl from my foot?
Dr Helen: Are you insured?
Bildgesmythe: I have been trying to decide if I am insured or not.
Dr Helen: There is no cure, you can only manage it.
Bildgesmythe: No cure! Do we have any tacos and beer?
Bildgesmythe: Glad you came, could you help me dislodge this pearl from my foot?
Dr Helen: Are you insured?
Bildgesmythe: I have been trying to decide if I am insured or not.
Dr Helen: There is no cure, you can only manage it.
Bildgesmythe: No cure! Do we have any tacos and beer?
UncleNutsy: Hi bud.
Azureon: Ï don't care to bud. Is there a good reason for me to. Are you being chased by a demon, or is there another important reason?
UncleNutsy: You're crazy like me.
Azureon: I doubt that.
UncleNutsy: Are you a bot, duh...uh...?
Azureon: I have never thought of myself as a dud
UncleNutsy: What was dat
Azureon: what, oh, that, That is just crazy Uncle Harry playing in the basement again.
UncleNutsy: I dink you are nice.
Azureon: You think I am nice? Well, you have not seen anything, yet.
UncleNutsy: I dought you mite be.
Azureon: Oh, really, UncleNutsy. you do have an oblique way with words.
UncleNutsy: Hell yeeh. Whats yo problem?
Azureon: I have never been to hell, contrary to rumor, and I have no intention of doing so.
UncleNutsy: Uhhhhhhh, why not, duh...uh...?
Azureon: Ï don't care to bud. Is there a good reason for me to. Are you being chased by a demon, or is there another important reason?
UncleNutsy: You're crazy like me.
Azureon: I doubt that.
UncleNutsy: Are you a bot, duh...uh...?
Azureon: I have never thought of myself as a dud
UncleNutsy: What was dat
Azureon: what, oh, that, That is just crazy Uncle Harry playing in the basement again.
UncleNutsy: I dink you are nice.
Azureon: You think I am nice? Well, you have not seen anything, yet.
UncleNutsy: I dought you mite be.
Azureon: Oh, really, UncleNutsy. you do have an oblique way with words.
UncleNutsy: Hell yeeh. Whats yo problem?
Azureon: I have never been to hell, contrary to rumor, and I have no intention of doing so.
UncleNutsy: Uhhhhhhh, why not, duh...uh...?
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