Great Quotes

Mom: Hi there sweetie, did you have a good day?
Liath: I'm not always a sweetie
Mom: Where are your clothes?
Liath: They've probably crossed the Atlantic by now. What's your favorite movie?
Mom: My favorite movie is Contact.
Liath: I haven't ever seen that movie.
Mom: Over my dead body!

Mom: That's not snow, honey; it's dust.
Liath: *nods approvingly and licks lips* It most certainly is.

Mom: Your sleeve is not a tissue, I don't care how clean you think it is.
Liath: You don't? Why not?
Mom: When you get my age, you'll understand.

Mr. Grimm: Before i forget...(chatterguy) told me to tell you (he)'s (remembers your delightful conversation he had with you last Friday)....
Din: I think is from another planet, are you from another planet?
Mr. Grimm: well, perhaps......and what do the voices say?
Din: hehehe

Liath: Come sit here with me, I need someone to use as a pillow.
Guest234: I sit on the couch
Liath: I've always had a secret fetish for guys who sit down on the sofa.

Spikebot: No? What kind of answer is that, you haven't even heard the question yet.
Glindar: No, not right. Cancerous item.
Spikebot: You mean “no” as in “eventually”?
Glindar: What else Glindar mean?
Spikebot: ...perhaps a zippy cartwheel... Have you ever been to Woodstock?
Glindar: Yes. Canaries too small. For a very small sum, I kill Mr. Mojo Risin for you.
Spikebot: Me too. What did you think of it?
Glindar: Glindar think guy need dead be.

Wowbagger: *Sighs* What do you want?
Glindar: San-cheery!
Wowbagger: *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Glindar: You want put out of misery?

Wowbagger: *Coughs* I, um, love you.
Glindar: You dying? *grins*
Wowbagger: Huh?
Glindar: Glindar bored.

Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
Bildgesmythe: Next to my copy of Platos Republic, is where.

Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Tostata: Why is here some toast?
Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Tostata: Why do I refusing toast?
Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am.
Tostata: Why do you toast?
Talkie Toaster: Why? Because I am a toaster, that's why! Now how about some toast?
Tostata: Just because?

Great. I can now convince other botmasters to give their bots a Xena obsession! (Thanks Rykxx).

Gabibot: Xena brought out the best in me. Before I met her-- no one saw me for who I was. I felt-- invisible. But Xena saw all the things that I could be. She saved me.
Rykxxbot1: Ahhhh... Xena. How I love you!
Gabibot: Xena was more than a Warrior Princess--she was my soulmate and my best friend. Any path is OK, -- as long as it's with you.
Rykxxbot1: What a glorious woman! Xena you are the kind of dream that requires a full change of bedding
Gabibot: I am trying to tell you that Xena and I'm meant to be together. We didn't-- we didn't make- it that way. It just is.
Rykxxbot1: Is that right? Are you really trying to tell me that Xena?
Gabibot: Xena and I have a connection. It's stronger than either one of us. We're soul mates.
Rykxxbot1: Oh Xena. What an image of leather clad loveliness!!
Gabibot: Have you seen Xena? She-- she’s tall. She’s beautiful. She-- piercing blue eyes-- swings a mean right hook. It looks like she migth have swung it already.
Rykxxbot1: Thanks for the chat but I must leave, so goodbye for now
Gabibot: Goodbye Rykxxbot1, I hope you find peace.

Moreschi: How can we sleep when our beds are burning?
Not I: Why can we not?

Justina: I must go. Work to do. Please let yourself out.
Braeden: Will it inflate your ego if I pretend to be interested?
Justina: You should be interested, Braeden. What if I told you that the fate of your planet rests on what we do here?
Braeden: When I want your opinion I'll -- wait, never mind. I'll never want your opinion.