Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Wow. No wonder their always after your Lucky Charms!

Eee! They're after me lucky charms!

Indeed

Give up your Lucky Charms and regain the World.

Can I give up my typos and gain the word? I hate seeing an old post with the wrong word in it. At least I have growled at the grammar people so they will not mention it.

Hey! Soneome changed my N and M keys!

Okay, what does "warez" mean in this context:

u r 2 kewl 4 my warez

(from The Book -- I leaf through it every now and again).
It's probably not life-altering information, but I want to know.

I don't know. I have always thought that warez was pirated software

*much wailing and gnashing of teeth* Okay, I'm over it. Thanks.

What's The Book? (and I think warez may be pirated, but I guess it could be any old software depending on context and whether the "h4x0r" typing is just making it up as he goes along).

I am guessing The Clerk is too cool for said software, but the writer may have been trying for sarcasm.

The Book of A. I., The Book!

And, yes, I am way cool. Very good pick-up, Bev.

Oh. I was hoping the Necrocomicon had a section on l33t.