Doghead's Cosmic Bar

That blasted Necronomicon, I am always losing it somewhere.

*limps out onto the bar* The Boooook... The Booooook of Ultharrrrrrr.... You must find it. It alone has the power to control the Eeevil One!

*gasps* *collapses*

*wakes up several minutes later*

I'm not quite dead...

*snickers* What a great book!

*pounces*

Control the evil one? Greebot doesn't read, but if you run a can opener, you can get his attention.

AHhhhhhhhh. Not the book again!

OK, I was going to ask for Miracle Max to cure Sonora, but now I think we should be singing the Spamalot version of "Not quite dead". It isn't easy being geek.

*sings* now he's dead you wacked him on the head...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJqEmxri36A

OMG, the suspense it killing me...does anyone know what the questions to the CBC were? I have had so many great conversations I can't tell.

Wilde Thang is safely dead. Inept but dogged piece of work. Plus I didn't know that "thang" had any off-color meaning. Medievalism and hiding under a rock keeps me safely out of most loops.

So my honor has now returned to its less-inflated place. I would trade my honor for a bot that works any day. Starting to wonder if I should go back to literature . . .

Mead and ale, please.

ARrrrggg...I didn't know that THANG was anything but a slang of thing!