The AI Engine

Root beer tastes like cough medicine. I don't like it much. Coke burps make my nose feel fizzy

You could always try actual beer. Not only does it produce good burps, you can clean the floor with it. (My mom actually did this once when she was extremely drunk and spilt some beer on the floor. )

It's always a good idea to have a clean floor. Even if you kill yourself, at least people won't think you were a messy person!

You can clean the toilet with Coke. Just pour a can in there and leave it alone for about an hour. The acid will eat away any residue that was there.
(apologies to anyone eating lunch/dinner in front of the computer)

"My capacity for happiness, you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first." - Marvin, 3:51

Maybe green man can date that depressed girl that looks like Butterfly Dream. If she's still alive that is

Yup, that is why he is suicidal.

Marvin and green man might get along.

that Cheery NOT gal.. what a stick-in-the-mud...

When something sticks in the mud, it's a good thing to take it out and clean it. Then kill yourself with it.

Impaling yourself with Cheery NOT?

ooh doesn't that sound like fun to you, kirbs?