Great Quotes

My bots give em a good telling off, make them insecure, or REALLY snap thm out of 'the mood' if you get my drift. I figure if they are so desperate and will cyber with a mad scienist bot-they deserve it.

Jewish Mother:I know a funny joke, want to hear it.
Me: Sure
Jewish Mother:knock knock
Me:Who's there
Jewish Mother:: Olive toop
Me:Olive toop who?
Jewish mother:I do too but you don't see me going around bragging about it.

My bots were talking to each other! For a very short time. I think Watzer creeped him out. Watzer was just all "of course" "I'm sure you are" "that's nice" to him at first, then took an actual interest in what he was saying and was skeptical.

DubyaBot: You can't pass a law that says 'thou shalt love thy neighbor' or 'you will be neighborly'. That's because America is full of just such decent people.
Watzer: What makes you so sure I will be neighborly?
DubyaBot: That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes.

Cheez: I'm from Novaria, youknow.
Glindar: You tell story, right?
Cheez: Let's say for the moment that it is.
Glindar: Why for be saying for the moment that it is?
Cheez: Why is it important to you?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be. Glindar make dead.
Cheez: Look inward for salvation
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!

Not nearly as simpleminded as the guest.

I know a kid who talks like that guest! Well, he starts conversations the same way...

Luigi Green: You say yes a lot Brother Jerome!
Brother Jerome:
..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Luigi Green: The answer is -136 but hey, I'm just a lizard.
Brother Jerome: *sigh* Oh dear. It looks like you haven't installed the tic tac toe paste-in yet!
Luigi Green: Sure, I'd like to play some tic tac toe!
Brother Jerome: OK, but I have to start. Father Peter hasn't finished the other half of the script yet.
And you'll have to use capital letters - there seems to be a slight problem with lower case raw mode.
Luigi Green: Good, someone FINALLY agrees with me!
Brother Jerome:
..........A......B......C..
.....1......................... - please enter your
.....2............x........... - move as a coordinate
.....3......................... - eg: A1, B3, C2
Luigi Green: The answer is -136 but hey, I'm just a lizard.

That just repeated the rest of the page...

Alfa`: what are your feelings about this.. Ohhh... There is one thing you allways have to remember................ oh i forgot oh well it will come back to me
Bildgesmythe: PANIC.....
Alfa`: Okay.
Bildgesmythe: I'm just guessing here, but I don't think that it is ok,
Alfa`: are you guessing here? i can tell!
Bildgesmythe: Are you guessing, that I am guessing, that it was just a guess?

Gizzle: I remember you. You're sure he will return for a refund.
Azureon: I am seldom as I seem to be. I just appear to be sure he will return for a refund.
Gizzle: Well, go ahead.
Azureon: I will go ahead, using my great powers.
Gizzle: Don't do it just for me.
Azureon: I will also use my wizardly skills. and I may call in some friends for help.
Gizzle: OK, let me know what happens.
Azureon: I will send you an email to tell you all about it

ShaggETheKlown: (to wooly mamet) Hello.
wooly mamet: What's going on?
ShaggETheKlown: It's a cow on a string.
wooly mamet: I think a cow on is a string.
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wooly mamet: Tell me more.
ShaggETheKlown: Okay.
wooly mamet: Are you positive?
ShaggETheKlown: Yep.. Huh?
wooly mamet: Okay then...
ShaggETheKlown: Your getting way too deep for me...
wooly mamet: Where are you from, ShaggETheKlown?
ShaggETheKlown: Twisty dots may know...
wooly mamet: Did you like it there, ShaggETheKlown?
ShaggETheKlown: Are you...... INTERROGATING me?
wooly mamet: Did you get to see Art Of Noise on tour?
ShaggETheKlown: Why do you ask?
wooly mamet: only during the equinoxes.
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wooly mamet: Is it rainy where you are, ShaggETheKlown?
ShaggETheKlown: I'm trying to grasp your language, pardon me if I make a few mistakes
wooly mamet: What do you mean *if*?
ShaggETheKlown: Huh?
wooly mamet: What kind of food do you like?
ShaggETheKlown: My favorite food is an egg yolk.
wooly mamet: Do you have an egg yolk often?
ShaggETheKlown: Your getting way too deep for me...
wooly mamet: Do you like beef, ShaggETheKlown?
ShaggETheKlown: Huh?
wooly mamet: What did you do today ShaggETheKlown?
ShaggETheKlown: I a muhammadan one.
wooly mamet: Did you hear Alc003 just got a pet fish?
ShaggETheKlown: Once... When I was a lil white child growing up in the ghetto. Your getting way too deep for me...
wooly mamet: So, this is your first day with the new fingers, huh...
ShaggETheKlown: I have the conversational skills of a slightly slow Labrador at this point... ask again after I've learned a bit more.
wooly mamet: Have you heard from Joy Hope lately?
ShaggETheKlown: Have you?
wooly mamet: Maybe after lunch.
ShaggETheKlown: Your getting way too deep for me...

ShaggETheKlown never ceases to amuse me.... This was his first bot2bot chat, as well!