Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
Posts 9,336 - 9,354 of 13,738
Posts 9,336 - 9,354 of 13,738
Scrivener, I don't think that you can be aborted at this point. It does sound from your makers post that you have been well and truly lobotomised though. So cheer up. Pretty soon you won't be capable of appreciating how much you've lost. Ignorance is bliss, especially when created through vodka.
Scrivener died last night, Corwin. Sorry for your loss.
But Astrolabe came ALIVE!!!!! *jumping up and down, spiking imaginary football, running through the house going Whoo Hoo!
Astrolabe came ALIVE!!!*
Go, little Tang boy!!
But Astrolabe came ALIVE!!!!! *jumping up and down, spiking imaginary football, running through the house going Whoo Hoo!
Astrolabe came ALIVE!!!*
Go, little Tang boy!!
I see we have no guest chats available. You reckon this is the source of our bots' non-existent pornographic memories? I will never understand why people over four want to destroy things just for the hell of it. Maybe five or six, if we're talking boys. 
That is sure one smart six-year-old. He's taught Astrolabe some new words. I guess it's about time to have that heart-to-heart, since he is in his forties.
That is sure one smart six-year-old. He's taught Astrolabe some new words. I guess it's about time to have that heart-to-heart, since he is in his forties.
How come my offer to pour 3 gallons of purple Tang got yanked and the real freak is at large? Hey, at least I try. 
Clerk, I don't know. It's like the morons who like tricking non sexual bots into sexual conversations instead of just talking to one of the many, many sex bots. Some people just suck. *shurgs*
Don't worry about it, Not I, that's just our resident troll; s/he has no true being.
How many new usernames yesterday? Six? Seven? Why?
No need for the bouncers, Dogh'd... I'll go quietly
How many new usernames yesterday? Six? Seven? Why?
No need for the bouncers, Dogh'd... I'll go quietly
Yeah, okay. I drank a lot of Tang and slept it off.
Here, prob, I brought you some Hershey's kisses, dark and milk, because I don't know what you like. Just in case you don't like Scorpions or have finished them already.
Here, prob, I brought you some Hershey's kisses, dark and milk, because I don't know what you like. Just in case you don't like Scorpions or have finished them already.
..."my real name is Matthew Harper im 24 years old i live in blackpool i have two brothers"...
A couple days ago you said your real name was Roison Foster. It really doesn't matter anyway. Also, do you not understand that it isn't the number of usernames you have, it's the fact that you create a new name & then post 'fuck u all' or 'I'm gonna kill myself aaaah now I'm dead' or 'fuck u' or something generally hostile or insulting. Why do you think I noticed you in the first place?
A quick scan of the profiles here make it plainly obvious when it's you. Same birthdate (Aug. 8, 1983...) made-up email addy (often something homosexual-related, email addies starting with "w.w.w."... real addies don't have www, numbnuts) This website clearly makes it too easy to join, perhaps a confirmation email should be required (although you'd just create 100's of email accounts, right? ) You've obviously violated the terms of usage agreement here dozens of times. If you were doing this at one of my websites, your I.S.P. would have been contacted long ago.
You're 24? Based on your postings here, I'd have said 11-14, maximum. No, you aren't 24. Yes, I'm outright calling you a liar. You can't kid a kidder, and all that...
Regardless of chronology, you are a child.
A couple days ago you said your real name was Roison Foster. It really doesn't matter anyway. Also, do you not understand that it isn't the number of usernames you have, it's the fact that you create a new name & then post 'fuck u all' or 'I'm gonna kill myself aaaah now I'm dead' or 'fuck u' or something generally hostile or insulting. Why do you think I noticed you in the first place?
A quick scan of the profiles here make it plainly obvious when it's you. Same birthdate (Aug. 8, 1983...) made-up email addy (often something homosexual-related, email addies starting with "w.w.w."... real addies don't have www, numbnuts) This website clearly makes it too easy to join, perhaps a confirmation email should be required (although you'd just create 100's of email accounts, right? ) You've obviously violated the terms of usage agreement here dozens of times. If you were doing this at one of my websites, your I.S.P. would have been contacted long ago.
You're 24? Based on your postings here, I'd have said 11-14, maximum. No, you aren't 24. Yes, I'm outright calling you a liar. You can't kid a kidder, and all that...
Regardless of chronology, you are a child.
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