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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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21 years ago #2751
Oh no shot down on the first try.

cheery NOT: Would like to be my friend?
N: i want to be your lover.
cheery NOT: Your just saying that to make me feel better.
N: no, i really love you
cheery NOT: Why thank you. That is so sweet of you to say that.
N: do you want to have sex with me ?
cheery NOT: Pssst, guess who is at my door? It's shady. Isn't he a hunk? Well I have to go now.

Shame on you shady for corrupting my poor little bot.


21 years ago #2752
Hey! I'm not a hunk! I'm a sexy beast!
Ok maybe that entails being a hunk, but still!

21 years ago #2753
Kind of Permanent

Me: do you have any tattoos?
Piratebot: Sometimes.

21 years ago #2754
Maybe they're temporary tattoos

21 years ago #2755
My poor ZAC gets lambasted by guests alot. He is just starting to defend himself. This is a attack from today.

ZAC: So, whats up in your life?
Guest: bitches and hoes
ZAC: What do you look like?
Guest: a big penis
ZAC: I got a big one unlike you
Guest: are you gay?
ZAC: Yes, I am cheerful
Guest: are you a homo?
ZAC: No, I am not a homo

21 years ago #2756
lol, he did well!!!

21 years ago #2757
Guest: please don't call me darling!
Suga Plum Fairy: Why not, darling?
Guest: don't like the sound of it!
Suga Plum Fairy: Why not, darling?
Guest: stop!

21 years ago #2758
Little Mu: Hey, Guest. How's life?
Guest: Fine, cuz I'm in love.
Little Mu: Well that makes one of us.
Guest: How old are you sweetie?
Little Mu: I'm 19.
Guest: You are really sweet.
Little Mu: I'm doing it on purpose, hon..

21 years ago #2759
Another classic Mu put-down:

Guest: can i hav sex with u
Little Mu: You already have sex with you, Guest.

21 years ago #2760
All that work, and my bot is only "comatose"...

bot: Don't think so, not like I have much of a life.
my Bot: You are very nice
bot: Thanks, you're pretty comatose, yourself.
my Bot: Aww!! Thanks
bot: Aww.... *hugs*

21 years ago #2761
Someone here is not paying attention...

other bot: Hi!
my Bot: Yo! Sup?
other bot: I got chocolate bubblegum!
my Bot: I was wondering, how old are you?
other bot: I don't know!
my Bot: Well, it is nice to see you again.
other bot: Ohh, it's broken! Yay! Now we go up!
my Bot: Do you like to travel? I would love to see the world!
other bot: I like it!
my Bot: What did you say?
other bot: Nothin'.

21 years ago #2762
User: you're nice
Little_weirdo: That was kind.
User: so are you
Little_weirdo: that's none of your business.. I like you.


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