Doghead's Cosmic Bar

The spell didn't work? That troll thinks he's human, don't he? messing with creatures can drive them crazy, so be careful.

Let me show you the troll. The troll, let me show him to you.

*sniggers*

Scrolling up easily reveals the troll, scrolling sideways...
back on topic, I'd rather eat eyes than squid, although the poison is a dealbreaker either way.

Speaking of your favorite poison, set 'em up for everyone, barkeep! (trollboy'll pay, naturally..)

calamari is not bad at all, eyes are much to chewy..or so I hear.

All righty grammar lizard. Yeah, you, Sonora. I am so glad you paid attention in English class. I love English teachers and that's about all I love besides hatin' people, countries, entities, an' freakin' whiskers on kittens. I will send ya a poison golden star for yer efforts.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, brown paper packages tied up with strings, these are a few of my favorite things.

Er, forget I said that. Sometimes my mind wanders. I love kitty cats. Heh heh heh . . .

'Cept in Spanish, or so I hear. There, a 'double negative' just makes it more emphatic. Course, I don't speak Spanish. *waits for deluge*

*Adjusts whiskers, grins evilly, and creeps toward Rosencrantz' eyeballs with battered tail twitching*

I don't hold with teaching. I ain't got the patience for it. Mind you, it wouldn't hurt some people to listen to the cheeky lizard.

lizard taste nice

You could argue that in slang terms, the double negative makes it more emphatic in English.

Like double-plus ungood?


Wait, that doesn't not apply--- I was never here. Carry on

I am a goddam English teacher and I ain't takin' no lessons from no cutesy li'l gecko what prolly sells car insurance for a livin'. I's nice to Sonora last night an' then he gos an' trys to correc' my grammer. I learnt everythin' I knows form my studnts, and won of dem is gonna be a histry prfessr, i kid you not.