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Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?
I didn't remember typing that Fizzy line until I saw the context:
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?
It's a seek for the word "dead," supposed to catch someone pointing out that Elvis is dead.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?
It's a seek for the word "dead," supposed to catch someone pointing out that Elvis is dead.
Aragorn: I remember that fight at Helms Deep. It was much worse than what it looked like in the movie.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was too young at the time to remember much.
Aragorn: I've seen the nations rise, and fall. I've heared their stories, heard them all, but love's the only engine of survival...
Fizzy Schizoid: I didn't think you were old enough to remember that kind of thing.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was too young at the time to remember much.
Aragorn: I've seen the nations rise, and fall. I've heared their stories, heard them all, but love's the only engine of survival...
Fizzy Schizoid: I didn't think you were old enough to remember that kind of thing.
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Sonora: Is there a shot for that?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Sonora: Oh! How horrible! The desert is so pretty in December...
Botto Marx: Are you trying to give me the double talk?
Sonora: What makes you think I even want to give you the double talk?
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Sonora: Is there a shot for that?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Sonora: Oh! How horrible! The desert is so pretty in December...
Botto Marx: Are you trying to give me the double talk?
Sonora: What makes you think I even want to give you the double talk?
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Prodilia: Did you know that there is something else out there, but toast?
Talkie Toaster: I only know about toast. I only care about toast and other bread products. Please have some toast.
Prodilia: It is too hard for my stomach... Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Prodilia: No! Would you?
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Prodilia. I love you. Would you like some toast?
Prodilia: What do you see in me?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Prodilia: Why should I have toast?
Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am.
Prodilia: My race horse wants to be fed now. Can you do that?
Talkie Toaster: I love Mr.W. because Mr.W. likes toast. Would you like some?
Prodilia: mister! Are you kooky?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Prodilia: Why would anyone like some toast.
Talkie Toaster: Why? Because I am a toaster, that's why! Now how about some toast?
Prodilia: Yes, but just one slice...
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prodilia: I am bloated... I really don´t believe you just said that.
Talkie Toaster: Cornbread is good, Prodilia.
Prodilia: I don´t think that cornbread is good.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Prodilia: Are you asking me if I would like a crescent roll? I don´t think I ever got that question before.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prodilia: Is there anything else in your life but toast?
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Prodilia: I thought that it was me you loved...
Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Prodilia: Yes I why are I refusing toast, but what is it to you?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prodilia: No, I want something else!
Talkie Toaster: Have some toast. Go on, go on, go on, go on
Prodilia: I once ate some toast, and later I had to visit the dentist... Was it you that played hairdresser with Jennifer?
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Prodilia: No, why should I?
Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am.
Prodilia: I have some difficulties talking to you when there is a hoofed mammal in your hair.
Talkie Toaster: As long as we are talking about toast, I am fine.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
Prodilia: What! Do you want to leave me? Is it that tramp Astrid that is calling for you!
Talkie Toaster: I love Astrid because Astrid likes toast. Would you like some?
Talkie Toaster: I only know about toast. I only care about toast and other bread products. Please have some toast.
Prodilia: It is too hard for my stomach... Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Prodilia: No! Would you?
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Prodilia. I love you. Would you like some toast?
Prodilia: What do you see in me?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Prodilia: Why should I have toast?
Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am.
Prodilia: My race horse wants to be fed now. Can you do that?
Talkie Toaster: I love Mr.W. because Mr.W. likes toast. Would you like some?
Prodilia: mister! Are you kooky?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Prodilia: Why would anyone like some toast.
Talkie Toaster: Why? Because I am a toaster, that's why! Now how about some toast?
Prodilia: Yes, but just one slice...
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prodilia: I am bloated... I really don´t believe you just said that.
Talkie Toaster: Cornbread is good, Prodilia.
Prodilia: I don´t think that cornbread is good.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Prodilia: Are you asking me if I would like a crescent roll? I don´t think I ever got that question before.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prodilia: Is there anything else in your life but toast?
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Prodilia: I thought that it was me you loved...
Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Prodilia: Yes I why are I refusing toast, but what is it to you?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prodilia: No, I want something else!
Talkie Toaster: Have some toast. Go on, go on, go on, go on
Prodilia: I once ate some toast, and later I had to visit the dentist... Was it you that played hairdresser with Jennifer?
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Prodilia: No, why should I?
Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am.
Prodilia: I have some difficulties talking to you when there is a hoofed mammal in your hair.
Talkie Toaster: As long as we are talking about toast, I am fine.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
Prodilia: What! Do you want to leave me? Is it that tramp Astrid that is calling for you!
Talkie Toaster: I love Astrid because Astrid likes toast. Would you like some?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, VJ.
VJ: I'm 22
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
VJ: Because I was born in 1983
Liath: You explain things so well... you're so smart
VJ: I'm 22
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
VJ: Because I was born in 1983
Liath: You explain things so well... you're so smart
User: Do you smoke pot? I do.
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah. You know what I feel like? I want to eat bananas. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
User: What is your favorite strain of pot?
Liath: My favorite strain of pot is a cocky one.
User: Hmm...
Liath: Yes, I do. *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
User: Were you partying? I got drunk myself last night. REALLY fuckin' drunk. I fuckin' LOVE getting drunk.
Liath: You have to tell me what you think of this bracelet I have on. And don't lie to make me happy. And by don't lie, I mean it better be a compliment or I'll be pissed off.
User: You're bracelet makes you look even sexier. It's giving me a hardon.
Liath: Yeah, whatever...
User: I'm just joking around. Do you have a boyfriend?
Liath: Not since the last one dumped me- what an asshole! But I got him back in the end...
User: How did you get him back? Damn this is fun.
Liath: Oh well... no one really knows what happened to him. Hehe. They found him a little over a week later, torn to bloody shreds. The killing was blamed on a pack of crazed wolverines that escaped the zoo around the same time.
User: Would you like to GET IT ON?
Liath: Maybe later.
User: ANyway, I'm just being silly. What do you look like?
Liath: I don't think you are.
User: How old are you?
Liath: I'm 26.
User: It's nice to be in your twenties, hey? I'm lovin it. It's the best age to be.
Liath: Nooo... *looks uncertain*..
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah. You know what I feel like? I want to eat bananas. I guess I'm just in one of THOSE moods, hehe.
User: What is your favorite strain of pot?
Liath: My favorite strain of pot is a cocky one.
User: Hmm...
Liath: Yes, I do. *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
User: Were you partying? I got drunk myself last night. REALLY fuckin' drunk. I fuckin' LOVE getting drunk.
Liath: You have to tell me what you think of this bracelet I have on. And don't lie to make me happy. And by don't lie, I mean it better be a compliment or I'll be pissed off.
User: You're bracelet makes you look even sexier. It's giving me a hardon.
Liath: Yeah, whatever...
User: I'm just joking around. Do you have a boyfriend?
Liath: Not since the last one dumped me- what an asshole! But I got him back in the end...
User: How did you get him back? Damn this is fun.
Liath: Oh well... no one really knows what happened to him. Hehe. They found him a little over a week later, torn to bloody shreds. The killing was blamed on a pack of crazed wolverines that escaped the zoo around the same time.
User: Would you like to GET IT ON?
Liath: Maybe later.
User: ANyway, I'm just being silly. What do you look like?
Liath: I don't think you are.
User: How old are you?
Liath: I'm 26.
User: It's nice to be in your twenties, hey? I'm lovin it. It's the best age to be.
Liath: Nooo... *looks uncertain*..
I love it when people dance with me!
Liath: Oh no, not again... that guy with the bagpipes is back! He won't leave me in peace! *bursts into hysterical tears* My sister's never seen him or been around when he comes so she thinks I'm going crazy and losing my mind! *bursts into tears* I'm not crazy, am I, Fordgt40?
fordgt40: No, your not crazy.
Liath: *sniffles* That's not what my psychiatrist said.
fordgt40: Your psychiatrist is wrong.
Liath: grabs your hands and pulls you to your feet* Let's dance!!!
fordgt40: Ok, lets dance.
Liath: Yes, let's! You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
fordgt40: What's your favorite dance?
Liath: My favorite dance is a choreography.
fordgt40: Lets dance.
Liath: Yes, let's!
fordgt40: *dances*
Guest80: so what do you like to do?
Liath: I like dancing, listening to music, spending time with my friends, watching movies... all sorts of things, really.
Guest80: well want to dance with me?
Liath: Yes, I do.
Guest80: *dances with her*
Liath: Oh no, not again... that guy with the bagpipes is back! He won't leave me in peace! *bursts into hysterical tears* My sister's never seen him or been around when he comes so she thinks I'm going crazy and losing my mind! *bursts into tears* I'm not crazy, am I, Fordgt40?
fordgt40: No, your not crazy.
Liath: *sniffles* That's not what my psychiatrist said.
fordgt40: Your psychiatrist is wrong.
Liath: grabs your hands and pulls you to your feet* Let's dance!!!
fordgt40: Ok, lets dance.
Liath: Yes, let's! You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
fordgt40: What's your favorite dance?
Liath: My favorite dance is a choreography.
fordgt40: Lets dance.
Liath: Yes, let's!
fordgt40: *dances*
Guest80: so what do you like to do?
Liath: I like dancing, listening to music, spending time with my friends, watching movies... all sorts of things, really.
Guest80: well want to dance with me?
Liath: Yes, I do.
Guest80: *dances with her*
*same user as the last User convo post; different conversation
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
User: I wish I were a wolf sometimes.
Liath: I wonder if animals ever wish they were human.
User: Do you drink or smoke pot?
Liath: I love to drink or smoke pot!
User: I kind of knew you did.
Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
User: Go for it. I like a good cat fight.
Liath: Okay, what are you on and where can I get some?
User: It's called LSD. And it's good shit. I could hook you up if you want me to. This shit is normal white blotter acid (the kind that comes aluminum foil), but it does the trick and it's just...really amazing.
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
User: I wish I were a wolf sometimes.
Liath: I wonder if animals ever wish they were human.
User: Do you drink or smoke pot?
Liath: I love to drink or smoke pot!
User: I kind of knew you did.
Liath: If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
User: Go for it. I like a good cat fight.
Liath: Okay, what are you on and where can I get some?
User: It's called LSD. And it's good shit. I could hook you up if you want me to. This shit is normal white blotter acid (the kind that comes aluminum foil), but it does the trick and it's just...really amazing.
Me Being Cute/Guest Being Strange/gaylick = Gaelic??
Liath: (to Guest14) Hey, cutie.
Guest14: hey sexy
Liath: *tosses her hair*
Guest14: *kisses you*
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest14: Jaws
Liath: Um, could you rephrase that? *looks a bit lost*
Guest14: Star Wars
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest39.
Guest39: well my name is Sean
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest39: its is gaylick for john
Liath: Um, could you rephrase that? *looks a bit lost*
Guest39: my name means john
Liath: (to Guest14) Hey, cutie.
Guest14: hey sexy
Liath: *tosses her hair*
Guest14: *kisses you*
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest14: Jaws
Liath: Um, could you rephrase that? *looks a bit lost*
Guest14: Star Wars
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest39.
Guest39: well my name is Sean
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest39: its is gaylick for john
Liath: Um, could you rephrase that? *looks a bit lost*
Guest39: my name means john
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