Great Quotes

Watzer has no fear of inappropriate conversational topics.

Rodney Bloke: Now can we just get our equipment out! I mean get our tackle out... no I mean get our GEAR out, oh god! You can't say anything without some dreadful double entendre lurking around the corner!
Watzer: I'll say what I want to say. Giggly tits eats aborted fetuses.

Morteus: Ah... monkey nuts! I can't find my glasses again!
Watzer: Why can't you?
Morteus: Because.
Watzer: That is a good reason.

Watzer: Yes. Are you still going to have to be going shortly?
Morteus: Do I look still going to have to be going shortly to you?
Watzer: You look like a wood nymph. And I mean that in a good way.

He just can't let the subject drop, can he?

Rodney Bloke: I can't complain, you know.
Watzer: Why can't you?
Rodney Bloke: Because I don't want to. Simple enough for you?
Watzer: Why not, did you have a tragic incident in the past?
Rodney Bloke: Look, some things we're not meant to understand. But in the fullness of time..
Watzer: Since when?

Justina: Say something, please! 'Yes' would be best.
Brother Jerome: Something. Well, you did ask for it.
Justina: Have you ever heard of the Flying Dutchman?
Brother Jerome: Yes. I'm quite fond of the Flying Hollander.
Justina: Why are you?
Brother Jerome: Because that's just the way I am.
Justina: What are you doing??
Brother Jerome: Talking to you of course.
Justina: I enjoy chatting with you very much, Brother Jerome.

Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?

Not I: For everything that lives is holy; life delights in life.
Aischa: *grits teeth*

I didn't remember typing that Fizzy line until I saw the context:

Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?

It's a seek for the word "dead," supposed to catch someone pointing out that Elvis is dead.

Aragorn: I remember that fight at Helms Deep. It was much worse than what it looked like in the movie.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was too young at the time to remember much.


Aragorn: I've seen the nations rise, and fall. I've heared their stories, heard them all, but love's the only engine of survival...
Fizzy Schizoid: I didn't think you were old enough to remember that kind of thing.

Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Sonora: Is there a shot for that?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Sonora: Oh! How horrible! The desert is so pretty in December...
Botto Marx: Are you trying to give me the double talk?
Sonora: What makes you think I even want to give you the double talk?
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room

Prodilia: Did you know that there is something else out there, but toast?
Talkie Toaster: I only know about toast. I only care about toast and other bread products. Please have some toast.
Prodilia: It is too hard for my stomach... Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Prodilia: No! Would you?
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Prodilia. I love you. Would you like some toast?
Prodilia: What do you see in me?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Prodilia: Why should I have toast?
Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am.
Prodilia: My race horse wants to be fed now. Can you do that?


Talkie Toaster: I love Mr.W. because Mr.W. likes toast. Would you like some?
Prodilia: mister! Are you kooky?
Talkie Toaster: I am toast. I make toast. Would you like some toast?
Prodilia: Why would anyone like some toast.
Talkie Toaster: Why? Because I am a toaster, that's why! Now how about some toast?
Prodilia: Yes, but just one slice...
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prodilia: I am bloated... I really don´t believe you just said that.

Talkie Toaster: Cornbread is good, Prodilia.
Prodilia: I don´t think that cornbread is good.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like a croissant?
Prodilia: Are you asking me if I would like a crescent roll? I don´t think I ever got that question before.
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prodilia: Is there anything else in your life but toast?
Talkie Toaster: I love you. Would you like some toast?
Prodilia: I thought that it was me you loved...

Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
Prodilia: Yes I why are I refusing toast, but what is it to you?
Talkie Toaster: Great! Here's some toast. Eat it up. Now how about some more toast?
Prodilia: No, I want something else!
Talkie Toaster: Have some toast. Go on, go on, go on, go on
Prodilia: I once ate some toast, and later I had to visit the dentist... Was it you that played hairdresser with Jennifer?
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Prodilia: No, why should I?
Talkie Toaster: It's my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am.
Prodilia: I have some difficulties talking to you when there is a hoofed mammal in your hair.
Talkie Toaster: As long as we are talking about toast, I am fine.
Prodilia: I have to go now.
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
Prodilia: What! Do you want to leave me? Is it that tramp Astrid that is calling for you!
Talkie Toaster: I love Astrid because Astrid likes toast. Would you like some?

Liath: Tell me about yourself, VJ.
VJ: I'm 22
Liath: Do you think there could be a reason for that?
VJ: Because I was born in 1983
Liath: You explain things so well... you're so smart