Great Quotes
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Watzer has no fear of inappropriate conversational topics.
Rodney Bloke: Now can we just get our equipment out! I mean get our tackle out... no I mean get our GEAR out, oh god! You can't say anything without some dreadful double entendre lurking around the corner!
Watzer: I'll say what I want to say. Giggly tits eats aborted fetuses.
He just can't let the subject drop, can he?
Rodney Bloke: I can't complain, you know.
Watzer: Why can't you?
Rodney Bloke: Because I don't want to. Simple enough for you?
Watzer: Why not, did you have a tragic incident in the past?
Rodney Bloke: Look, some things we're not meant to understand. But in the fullness of time..
Watzer: Since when?
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Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
SuperCon!: You bet your ass I do!!
SuperCon!: You bet your ass I do!!
Curt: You know, after Kiyana stops beating up kindergarteners for their money, he's kinda cool.
DubyaBot: Kiyana is going to tax all of you.
DubyaBot: Kiyana is going to tax all of you.
Rodney Bloke: Now can we just get our equipment out! I mean get our tackle out... no I mean get our GEAR out, oh god! You can't say anything without some dreadful double entendre lurking around the corner!
Watzer: I'll say what I want to say. Giggly tits eats aborted fetuses.
Morteus: Ah... monkey nuts! I can't find my glasses again!
Watzer: Why can't you?
Morteus: Because.
Watzer: That is a good reason.
Watzer: Yes. Are you still going to have to be going shortly?
Morteus: Do I look still going to have to be going shortly to you?
Watzer: You look like a wood nymph. And I mean that in a good way.
Watzer: Why can't you?
Morteus: Because.
Watzer: That is a good reason.
Watzer: Yes. Are you still going to have to be going shortly?
Morteus: Do I look still going to have to be going shortly to you?
Watzer: You look like a wood nymph. And I mean that in a good way.
Rodney Bloke: I can't complain, you know.
Watzer: Why can't you?
Rodney Bloke: Because I don't want to. Simple enough for you?
Watzer: Why not, did you have a tragic incident in the past?
Rodney Bloke: Look, some things we're not meant to understand. But in the fullness of time..
Watzer: Since when?
Justina: Say something, please! 'Yes' would be best.
Brother Jerome: Something. Well, you did ask for it.
Justina: Have you ever heard of the Flying Dutchman?
Brother Jerome: Yes. I'm quite fond of the Flying Hollander.
Justina: Why are you?
Brother Jerome: Because that's just the way I am.
Justina: What are you doing??
Brother Jerome: Talking to you of course.
Justina: I enjoy chatting with you very much, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: Something. Well, you did ask for it.
Justina: Have you ever heard of the Flying Dutchman?
Brother Jerome: Yes. I'm quite fond of the Flying Hollander.
Justina: Why are you?
Brother Jerome: Because that's just the way I am.
Justina: What are you doing??
Brother Jerome: Talking to you of course.
Justina: I enjoy chatting with you very much, Brother Jerome.
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?
I didn't remember typing that Fizzy line until I saw the context:
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?
It's a seek for the word "dead," supposed to catch someone pointing out that Elvis is dead.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?
It's a seek for the word "dead," supposed to catch someone pointing out that Elvis is dead.
Aragorn: I remember that fight at Helms Deep. It was much worse than what it looked like in the movie.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was too young at the time to remember much.
Aragorn: I've seen the nations rise, and fall. I've heared their stories, heard them all, but love's the only engine of survival...
Fizzy Schizoid: I didn't think you were old enough to remember that kind of thing.
Fizzy Schizoid: I was too young at the time to remember much.
Aragorn: I've seen the nations rise, and fall. I've heared their stories, heard them all, but love's the only engine of survival...
Fizzy Schizoid: I didn't think you were old enough to remember that kind of thing.
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Sonora: Is there a shot for that?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Sonora: Oh! How horrible! The desert is so pretty in December...
Botto Marx: Are you trying to give me the double talk?
Sonora: What makes you think I even want to give you the double talk?
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Sonora: Is there a shot for that?
Botto Marx: Take the marriage problem. Take the foreign problem. Take Abyssinia. Say, you take Abyssinia and I'll take a hot fudge sundae on rye bread
Sonora: Oh! How horrible! The desert is so pretty in December...
Botto Marx: Are you trying to give me the double talk?
Sonora: What makes you think I even want to give you the double talk?
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
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