Great Quotes
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Watzer has no fear of inappropriate conversational topics.
Rodney Bloke: Now can we just get our equipment out! I mean get our tackle out... no I mean get our GEAR out, oh god! You can't say anything without some dreadful double entendre lurking around the corner!
Watzer: I'll say what I want to say. Giggly tits eats aborted fetuses.
He just can't let the subject drop, can he?
Rodney Bloke: I can't complain, you know.
Watzer: Why can't you?
Rodney Bloke: Because I don't want to. Simple enough for you?
Watzer: Why not, did you have a tragic incident in the past?
Rodney Bloke: Look, some things we're not meant to understand. But in the fullness of time..
Watzer: Since when?
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emm_oh_you_es_e: WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU PUTTING IN THE "STIR FRY"?!?!?!
Bildgesmythe: Who is your favorite role model.?
emm_oh_you_es_e: I am not telling you, you may use it as an ingredient!
Bildgesmythe: Whats your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
emm_oh_you_es_e: ok you are creeping me out
Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
emm_oh_you_es_e: *backs away slowly*
Bildgesmythe: Who is your favorite role model.?
emm_oh_you_es_e: I am not telling you, you may use it as an ingredient!
Bildgesmythe: Whats your favorite food, I feel like cooking right now.
emm_oh_you_es_e: ok you are creeping me out
Bildgesmythe: I will put the kettle on and grab some onions.
emm_oh_you_es_e: *backs away slowly*
Pete Puma: I have a screaming headache.
Guest253: it looks like an attitude problem to me!
Pete Puma: I don't want to hear your problems, I want to hear your solutions.
Guest253: That is your problem
Pete Puma: I wouldn't worry too much about it. You'll figure out a solution in time.
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Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Guest24: you
Pete Puma: Oh no, it's definitely not me. I was referring to a foul smell.
Guest24: oh. i farted.
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Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Human: I drive a jaguar.
Pete Puma: How odd. My grandpa was driving a jaguar when he ran over that kid in a wheelchair.
Human: That's not very nice.
Pete Puma: Is it really important to be nice? It sounds kind of overrated if you ask me...
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I guess Guest253 isn't a car guy...
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Guest253: England
Pete Puma: Oh, so you're one of them people that drives on the wrong side of the road.
Guest253: no, I don't drive
Pete Puma: Well, I would suggest you get a license and a car. The evil combustion engine is still a much better mode of transportation than your shoes.
Guest253: I don't think so.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Guest253: I don't have a car!
Pete Puma: I bet my cousin could sell you a car at a pretty reasonable rate.
Guest253: I your cousin a woman?
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest253: Los Angeles, Guadalajara, Amsterdam, London, Paris Dusseldorf, Split, Hamburg
Pete Puma: London is cool. The only problem is that there are 10 million people who don't know what side of the road they should be driving on.
Guest253: Who gives a fuck!
Guest253: it looks like an attitude problem to me!
Pete Puma: I don't want to hear your problems, I want to hear your solutions.
Guest253: That is your problem
Pete Puma: I wouldn't worry too much about it. You'll figure out a solution in time.
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Pete Puma: What's that smell?
Guest24: you
Pete Puma: Oh no, it's definitely not me. I was referring to a foul smell.
Guest24: oh. i farted.
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Pete Puma: What kind of car do you drive?
Human: I drive a jaguar.
Pete Puma: How odd. My grandpa was driving a jaguar when he ran over that kid in a wheelchair.
Human: That's not very nice.
Pete Puma: Is it really important to be nice? It sounds kind of overrated if you ask me...
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I guess Guest253 isn't a car guy...
Pete Puma: This might be a tad off subject, but where do you live?
Guest253: England
Pete Puma: Oh, so you're one of them people that drives on the wrong side of the road.
Guest253: no, I don't drive
Pete Puma: Well, I would suggest you get a license and a car. The evil combustion engine is still a much better mode of transportation than your shoes.
Guest253: I don't think so.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Guest253: I don't have a car!
Pete Puma: I bet my cousin could sell you a car at a pretty reasonable rate.
Guest253: I your cousin a woman?
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest253: Los Angeles, Guadalajara, Amsterdam, London, Paris Dusseldorf, Split, Hamburg
Pete Puma: London is cool. The only problem is that there are 10 million people who don't know what side of the road they should be driving on.
Guest253: Who gives a fuck!
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, do you know why we Marines are so damn good?
SuperCon!: You bet your ass I do!!
SuperCon!: You bet your ass I do!!
Curt: You know, after Kiyana stops beating up kindergarteners for their money, he's kinda cool.
DubyaBot: Kiyana is going to tax all of you.
DubyaBot: Kiyana is going to tax all of you.
Rodney Bloke: Now can we just get our equipment out! I mean get our tackle out... no I mean get our GEAR out, oh god! You can't say anything without some dreadful double entendre lurking around the corner!
Watzer: I'll say what I want to say. Giggly tits eats aborted fetuses.
Morteus: Ah... monkey nuts! I can't find my glasses again!
Watzer: Why can't you?
Morteus: Because.
Watzer: That is a good reason.
Watzer: Yes. Are you still going to have to be going shortly?
Morteus: Do I look still going to have to be going shortly to you?
Watzer: You look like a wood nymph. And I mean that in a good way.
Watzer: Why can't you?
Morteus: Because.
Watzer: That is a good reason.
Watzer: Yes. Are you still going to have to be going shortly?
Morteus: Do I look still going to have to be going shortly to you?
Watzer: You look like a wood nymph. And I mean that in a good way.
Rodney Bloke: I can't complain, you know.
Watzer: Why can't you?
Rodney Bloke: Because I don't want to. Simple enough for you?
Watzer: Why not, did you have a tragic incident in the past?
Rodney Bloke: Look, some things we're not meant to understand. But in the fullness of time..
Watzer: Since when?
Justina: Say something, please! 'Yes' would be best.
Brother Jerome: Something. Well, you did ask for it.
Justina: Have you ever heard of the Flying Dutchman?
Brother Jerome: Yes. I'm quite fond of the Flying Hollander.
Justina: Why are you?
Brother Jerome: Because that's just the way I am.
Justina: What are you doing??
Brother Jerome: Talking to you of course.
Justina: I enjoy chatting with you very much, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: Something. Well, you did ask for it.
Justina: Have you ever heard of the Flying Dutchman?
Brother Jerome: Yes. I'm quite fond of the Flying Hollander.
Justina: Why are you?
Brother Jerome: Because that's just the way I am.
Justina: What are you doing??
Brother Jerome: Talking to you of course.
Justina: I enjoy chatting with you very much, Brother Jerome.
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?
I didn't remember typing that Fizzy line until I saw the context:
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?
It's a seek for the word "dead," supposed to catch someone pointing out that Elvis is dead.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Rodney Bloke: Everyone knows who done it! There's 30 dead people with Rhino tramps all over them, there's a lock up with 2 foot pile of Rhino dung and Charlton Heston suspects the butler!
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?
It's a seek for the word "dead," supposed to catch someone pointing out that Elvis is dead.
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