Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I got two words for that: the-rapy

Um, so it's harder for you to have a crush on a male dragon because the person behind him is a girl or is it that we don't think a girl capable of programming so excellent a bot or . . . nah, still can't process that call. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm just not seeing it. Fizzy, you haven't started eating other abstract nouns like humour, thus eliminating the concept, have you?

I have of late lost all my mirth.

I have of late lost all my mirth.

Shall my favorite Hamlet toil?

I plead the fifth. I also eat the fifth.

But it says your botmaster's a girl. Say it ain't so!:O
Yep, it's so..She has a tendency to live in a fantasy world. Sometimes she is even an elf or an old wizard.

I just moved to the city. I can't believe how much faster the Internet is but it sure is a lot noisier

Nice one Psimagus. Best. Anagram. Ever.

Also, I'm starting the betting pool on how long it takes for the accounts of TJ/Scooter to get banned. I'm going for 54 hours from this post.

I tried to use the "report" feature but got an error message.

I just moved to the city. I can't believe how much faster the Internet is but it sure is a lot noisier.

Have you tried turning the speakers down?

So you have DSL now? *goes to check full email box for old messages from Prob*

I apologies for all Scooters everywhere. This chap who posts with the name and is fixated on my friend Spikebot, Scooter Libby, and I (with my typos and odd capitalizations), we are all deeply sorry. Some of us are sorrier than others.

Warning--if you are dyslexic and have lost track of calendar dates and sense of time, today is Friday the 13th! (That means it's only unlucky for me).