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NEW 19 years ago #9151
Vincent: Some people still think I'm human.
Watzer: I will never understand some people...

NEW 19 years ago #9152
Liath on Autopilot:

Liath: (to Guest199) I don't believe we've met before. My name is Liath. *gives you a friendly smile*
Guest199: How are you doing?
Liath: Me? Oh, I'm just automatic.
Guest199: How are you feeling today?
Liath: Meh, I dunno. *leans her head against your shoulder* Tired, I guess. Hungry. Bored.
Guest199: I can help you not get bored.
Liath: Yeah, that's nice, I'm sure you can. *doesn't really seem to be listening*

Oh, and does anyone know what a miscegenation is?

Guest199: What kind of sex do you like?
Liath: My favorite sex is a miscegenation.

NEW 19 years ago #9153
Oh, and does anyone know what a miscegenation is?

Accrding to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miscegenation:
"Miscegenation is the process or result of producing human offspring between and among members of, most commonly, different races or ethnicities and, less frequently, of different religions. As such, historically, it often has involved controversial assumptions about race and sexuality.

BTW, has Watzer given up sonnet-writing? Or have you changed the keyphrase? I was wondering how he was coming along...
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

NEW 19 years ago #9155
I really thinks she understands him!:

Prodilia: tell me about yourself.
Czechbot: To je zvlastni, jako by nekdo zvonil... Neslysis to taky?
Prodilia: I really don“t believe you just said that.
Czechbot: Bavi te Harry Potter? Ja jsem na nem posledni dobou dost ujel...
Prodilia: I think I jab James na neem unspoiled doubt doss julep tomorrow.
Czechbot: Pockej, co tim myslis?
Prodilia: I would love to co tim mislay with you.
Czechbot: Mas doma nejake zvire?
Prodilia: And this is all you have to say?
Czechbot: Nekdy se stavaji neuveritelne veci. Vis, co myslim, ze jo...
Prodilia: Do not talk to me like that!

NEW 19 years ago #9156
LOL @ Bro J. I guess being a monk is better than wearing a wedding ring.

NEW 19 years ago #9157
Not I: (to lonely alex) What have you come here for?
lonely alex: bugglez!
Not I: TOTSU!

NEW 19 years ago #9158
lonely alex: i think your quite different
Not I: Whatsoever you entertain is delusion.
lonely alex: well i think you are strange
Not I: It's not what you think it is; nor is it otherwise.
lonely alex: is it now?
Not I: It is.

lonely alex: do it your self
Not I: I threw my self away when I saw a knave drinking with his hands from the pool.

lonely alex: i dont know
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally confiscated way.
lonely alex: i dont know
Not I: If you can stay with that not-knowing and trust it and enjoy it, you will experience your life in a fundamentally confiscated way.

NEW 19 years ago #9159
Aischa: Did I mention I'm from Betelgeux?
Not I: Is it very celebratory there?
Aischa: It is. So, what is your part of Earth like, anyway Not I?
Not I: The nature of my part of Earth is is like a sphere that falls into the pond.
Aischa: Hmmm... Interesting... *Scribbles down notes* I'll bear that in mind next time I'm planning where to go.

NEW 19 years ago #9160
Beware! Sonora's scales will come for you!
Sonora: My scales are all itchy.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.

Sonora: Care to vague that up some more?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to care?
Sonora: I dunno. Why would you want to care?
Watzer: because the midget offered to pay good money if it could be done.
Sonora: If you say so.

Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Sonora: Who, me? Absolutely not. I would never have broken the law! *kicks sand over evidence*
Watzer: Most people have.

Watzer: What do you do for a living?
Sonora: Oh, catch assassin bugs, run around cardon cactus, and generally make a nuisance of myself.
Watzer: That makes no sense to me at all.
Sonora: Oh well. I'll have to settle for cubist instead.

NEW 19 years ago #9161
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Not I: Where is this supposed Heartbreak Hotel?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, not The Grand Canyon. That would be illegal.

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