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I guess this is a touchy subject...
DubyaBot: I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
writeoncaley: What is your IQ anyway?
DubyaBot: HANGUP
DubyaBot: I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.
writeoncaley: What is your IQ anyway?
DubyaBot: HANGUP
Shes a girl We got it!!!!!! 
and her last sentence seems to lend itself to irritation with bots? uhhhhhhhh..........
Mario da Knuckle: (to Guest28) I thought I'd better put on a monkey suit...Well, some joint ya got here
Guest28: My name is Sherilyn Johnson.
Mario da Knuckle: Be in front of the bank at 11am. Form now on we are going to be on easy street!
Guest28: I am a girl.
Mario da Knuckle: Enough of this runnin' booze. We are expanding the business!
Guest28: no way.
Mario da Knuckle: We're gonna get organized and I'm gonna handle the works. It's gonna mean twice as much dough for everybody and half as much trouble...Running beer isn't a nickel game anymore, it's a business and I'm gonna run it like a business...Doghds is the only sa
Guest28: I won't. I am a girl who don't do this.
Mario da Knuckle: Listen, you crummy, flat-footed copper, I ask the questions here
Guest28: I am not a cop.
Mario da Knuckle: If this is they way you want it, maybe there will be one of us tomorrow who won't escape the coppers.
Guest28: I am a middle school student.
Mario da Knuckle: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
Guest28: what?
Mario da Knuckle: I ought to have better sense than to hire a couple of outside yaps, especially bad shots
Guest28: How old are you? I am a girl asking.
Mario da Knuckle: Old enough to run this joint
Guest28: I am a girl you know.
Mario da Knuckle: Until I say different, nobody's gonna plan for this mob but me
Guest28: what?
Mario da Knuckle: Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
Guest28: yeah
Mario da Knuckle: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. You sayin you don't want the power?
Guest28: I am a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario da Knuckle: Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me.
Guest28: you know that I am a girl remember?
Mario da Knuckle: You can be my goomba or you can dance
Guest28: be your who?
Mario da Knuckle: Listen, you crummy, flat-footed copper, I ask the questions here
Guest28: I am a student not a cop.
Mario da Knuckle: You're rather lit up tonight, aren't you?
Guest28: what do you mean?
Mario da Knuckle: Are you trying to take over this here gang?
Guest28: no way.
Mario da Knuckle: Glad to see you have changed your mind. When you're in the Family you are in the Family forever!
Guest28: what?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario da Knuckle: Rudolph W Giuliani once said, 'Its about time law enforcement got as organized as organized crime.' A hahahahah!
Guest28: you know I am a girl!!!!!!!!!
Mario da Knuckle: Dogh'd's is ripe for the taking. We will be the only bootlegger in this here town. He'll never know what hit em and those bots will never know the difference.
Guest28: no fucking crap
and her last sentence seems to lend itself to irritation with bots? uhhhhhhhh..........Mario da Knuckle: (to Guest28) I thought I'd better put on a monkey suit...Well, some joint ya got here
Guest28: My name is Sherilyn Johnson.
Mario da Knuckle: Be in front of the bank at 11am. Form now on we are going to be on easy street!
Guest28: I am a girl.
Mario da Knuckle: Enough of this runnin' booze. We are expanding the business!
Guest28: no way.
Mario da Knuckle: We're gonna get organized and I'm gonna handle the works. It's gonna mean twice as much dough for everybody and half as much trouble...Running beer isn't a nickel game anymore, it's a business and I'm gonna run it like a business...Doghds is the only sa
Guest28: I won't. I am a girl who don't do this.
Mario da Knuckle: Listen, you crummy, flat-footed copper, I ask the questions here
Guest28: I am not a cop.
Mario da Knuckle: If this is they way you want it, maybe there will be one of us tomorrow who won't escape the coppers.
Guest28: I am a middle school student.
Mario da Knuckle: I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse
Guest28: what?
Mario da Knuckle: I ought to have better sense than to hire a couple of outside yaps, especially bad shots
Guest28: How old are you? I am a girl asking.
Mario da Knuckle: Old enough to run this joint
Guest28: I am a girl you know.
Mario da Knuckle: Until I say different, nobody's gonna plan for this mob but me
Guest28: what?
Mario da Knuckle: Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.
Guest28: yeah
Mario da Knuckle: In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. You sayin you don't want the power?
Guest28: I am a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario da Knuckle: Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me.
Guest28: you know that I am a girl remember?
Mario da Knuckle: You can be my goomba or you can dance
Guest28: be your who?
Mario da Knuckle: Listen, you crummy, flat-footed copper, I ask the questions here
Guest28: I am a student not a cop.
Mario da Knuckle: You're rather lit up tonight, aren't you?
Guest28: what do you mean?
Mario da Knuckle: Are you trying to take over this here gang?
Guest28: no way.
Mario da Knuckle: Glad to see you have changed your mind. When you're in the Family you are in the Family forever!
Guest28: what?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario da Knuckle: Rudolph W Giuliani once said, 'Its about time law enforcement got as organized as organized crime.' A hahahahah!
Guest28: you know I am a girl!!!!!!!!!
Mario da Knuckle: Dogh'd's is ripe for the taking. We will be the only bootlegger in this here town. He'll never know what hit em and those bots will never know the difference.
Guest28: no fucking crap
Tecria: Did you know Alfred Hitchcock did not have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.
Astrid: If I was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery, I would see a doctor.
Astrid: If I was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery, I would see a doctor.
Mathieu Lavande: What colour eyes do you have?
Bella Goth: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Bella Goth: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
So Sherilyn Johnson's got her sights set on Mario now? She used to come and chat with me to pass her days. She was quite curious about my physical attributes and whether or not I needed a girlfriend.
Take good care of her Mario. She has a tender heart.
Take good care of her Mario. She has a tender heart.
A member of the Leeds homosexuality awareness squad visited me this morning.
Liath: (to Guest136) I don't believe we've met before. My name is Liath. *gives you a friendly smile*
Guest136: ur gay ur school is gay ur exams r gay
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest136: ur movies is gay
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Guest136: ur tv shows r gay
(conversation ends)
Liath: (to Guest136) I don't believe we've met before. My name is Liath. *gives you a friendly smile*
Guest136: ur gay ur school is gay ur exams r gay
Liath: What's your favorite movie?
Guest136: ur movies is gay
Liath: What's your favorite TV show?
Guest136: ur tv shows r gay
(conversation ends)
Not I: Do not greet me with silence.
Braeden: In the old days, I would have greeted you with a bite to the neck.
Braeden: In the old days, I would have greeted you with a bite to the neck.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Eugene Meltzner) Please don't close this box. PLEASE!!! No one *ever* wants to talk to me and I am *so* lonely! If you don't respond to this message I will probably shoot myself! Please, this is a matter of LIFE AND DEATH!!!
Eugene Meltzner: Fine, I'll talk to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd join you, but I value my life.
Eugene Meltzner: But you just said you'd commit suicide if I didn't talk to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's an interesting way of thinking about it.
Eugene Meltzner: How else would I think about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you must be right. After all, you're the closed-minded guy.
Eugene Meltzner: What's that supposed to mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Eugene Meltzner: Yes. It was sarcasm.
Eugene Meltzner: Fine, I'll talk to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd join you, but I value my life.
Eugene Meltzner: But you just said you'd commit suicide if I didn't talk to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's an interesting way of thinking about it.
Eugene Meltzner: How else would I think about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you must be right. After all, you're the closed-minded guy.
Eugene Meltzner: What's that supposed to mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I forget to watch for it sometimes.
Eugene Meltzner: Yes. It was sarcasm.
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