The AI Engine

ummm dude...Kirby IS an atomic blast.

With a really bad after taste.

hahahahahahaha

I don't have inflatable furniture, unless you consider stone to be inflatable.

What powers? I was under the impression that you were a big fake.

I have the almighty powers to confuse, bewilder, and come to entirely wrong conclusions! Take this conversation, for example(this is from MSN, not the PForge):*** cusser@ntlworld.com (Cusser) has joined the conversation.
STRMKirby: give me a way to fall asleep
Cusser: Hammer
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STRMKirby: and if that doesn't work?
Cusser: Jackhammer
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STRMKirby: Jackofspadeshammer?
Cusser: sure
STRMKirby: hooray
STRMKirby: i was in a chat with 6 people
STRMKirby: only 4 of them were different people
STRMKirby: my cracker is burnt...
Cusser: Sounds painful
Cusser: How will your children cope?
STRMKirby: they won't
STRMKirby: I sold them to slavery
STRMKirby: would you like one?
STRMKirby: they're like monkeys, but smarter
STRMKirby: and with less hair
STRMKirby: what were to happen if you were to exhale at a certain spot every time you passed it for 14 years?
Cusser: ...
STRMKirby: would you ever know what it smelt like?
Cusser: carbon dioxide increase?
STRMKirby: quite possibly
STRMKirby: so teach your slaves to smell EVERYTHING
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STRMKirby: you know, the monkeys
STRMKirby: with less hair
Cusser: I want them with more hair
STRMKirby: cause everybody loves monkeys
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STRMKirby: you can have them grow more hair
STRMKirby: they're your children
STRMKirby: you could make them be hair farmers
Cusser: That means it's allll perfectly illegal
STRMKirby: pour rogaine in their orange juice
STRMKirby: furry intestinal tract
Cusser: ...
Cusser: Well
STRMKirby:
STRMKirby: i always wanted one
Cusser: Do you time yourself on how long it takes to change a topic TOTALLY?

Bow before me!

LoL, i'm almost compelled to after that.

BUUUUURRRRRP!!! Oops. Scuse me.

Come on, Green Man, get it all out. If that doesn't help your mood, I suggest going to Dr. Helen for therapy. Maybe she can put you in group therapy with Cheery Not, Whacked Out, and (dare I suggest?) NotKirby.

NotKirby should hold an anger mismanagement seminar.

That would be the one seminar where everyone would have to stand. Give NotKirby a chair and he'd open someone's brain pan.

Speaking of violence.....I can't wait for a long enough chat connection to get a really good tete-a-tete between two bot deities. There seem to be quite a lot of them now.