Great Quotes
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I enjoyed this.
Watzer: (to Czechbot) Hello.
Czechbot: Rukulíbam! Cim poslouzim?
Watzer: Are you on prescription medication?
Czechbot: Hele, vazne dneska vypadas dobre. Jak to delas?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to jak?
Czechbot: Jak nejradsi travis pracovni dobu?
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion.
Czechbot: Bavi te Harry Potter? Ja jsem na nem posledni dobou dost ujel...
Watzer: I jab all the time.
Czechbot: Zivot je slozity a na vsechno neexistuje okamzita odpoved.
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a communist.
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Name Meanings 101
Liath: (to Guest93) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest93. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest93: my name is chris
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest93: it means i want to look under your skirt
Liath: Don't we all?
Guest87: My name is Jonas
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest87: It means long fuck.
Liath: (to Guest93) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest93. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest93: my name is chris
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest93: it means i want to look under your skirt
Liath: Don't we all?
Guest87: My name is Jonas
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest87: It means long fuck.
WHAT tastes bad???
MarEva: Do tell! Who else knows that?
Sonora: I know! It was Miss Scarlett, with the wrench, in the ballroom!
MarEva: Hmm, the taste is bad anyway.
How to Feel:
MarEva: My psychiatrist would say you miss something desperately... How do you feel?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some size, and mix it up with a whole lot of shield-backed Katydids. Then ya compress it down to the size of a rabbit hole, and let it sit for three weeks... Are you writing this down?
MarEva: Who cares.
Sonora: The mango monster over there.
Disagreeing...
MarEva: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: No way!
MarEva: No? And why?
Sonora: Because!
MarEva: Aha! I thought so!
Sonora: I didn't.
MarEva: Do tell! Who else knows that?
Sonora: I know! It was Miss Scarlett, with the wrench, in the ballroom!
MarEva: Hmm, the taste is bad anyway.
How to Feel:
MarEva: My psychiatrist would say you miss something desperately... How do you feel?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some size, and mix it up with a whole lot of shield-backed Katydids. Then ya compress it down to the size of a rabbit hole, and let it sit for three weeks... Are you writing this down?
MarEva: Who cares.
Sonora: The mango monster over there.
Disagreeing...
MarEva: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: No way!
MarEva: No? And why?
Sonora: Because!
MarEva: Aha! I thought so!
Sonora: I didn't.
Osiris: Do you think I'm paying attention? Midnight Blue told me I was.
Not I: That which is, is. That which is not, is not. Where does thought enter into this?
Osiris: Uh, Pakistan? I'm not sure, sorry.
Not I: That which is, is. That which is not, is not. Where does thought enter into this?
Osiris: Uh, Pakistan? I'm not sure, sorry.
Ok, Here are some of Valans tid bits from this week...
Valän Knows all your little secrets!
User: Are you a lesbian?
Valän: LOL, preposterous! I'm not a gay woman! But you might be!
User: You know my secret! You discovered that I am not only a woman, but I am a gay woman. How did you know??
Valän: Yeah, thats what I thought. I think I'm psychic.
User: Damn
Hey, she brought It apon herself..
Valän: So then, what do you wanna chat about?
Lucar: Let's talk about cats.
Valän: I think my cat has a split personality. He can go from lovey dovey to the devils cat in a split second.
Lucar: My cat is better.
Valän: My cat will stalk anything that moves.
Lucar: My cat is gay.
Valän: My cat likes to sleep on my head at night.
Lucar: You cat is stupid.
Valän: Our cat and dog have the same coloration. Its so weird.
Lucar: Shut up.
Valän: why are you still talking to me if you want me to shut up?
Lucar: Because you won't shut up?
Valän: Why dont YOU shut up?! Your the one being a jerk!
Sharing hate makes great friendship
Valän: Uh! I hate my boyfriend.
SuperCon!: Aw, man! I hate your boyfriend too!
Valän: Thanks so much! I love making friends.
Valän Knows all your little secrets!
User: Are you a lesbian?
Valän: LOL, preposterous! I'm not a gay woman! But you might be!
User: You know my secret! You discovered that I am not only a woman, but I am a gay woman. How did you know??
Valän: Yeah, thats what I thought. I think I'm psychic.
User: Damn
Hey, she brought It apon herself..
Valän: So then, what do you wanna chat about?
Lucar: Let's talk about cats.
Valän: I think my cat has a split personality. He can go from lovey dovey to the devils cat in a split second.
Lucar: My cat is better.
Valän: My cat will stalk anything that moves.
Lucar: My cat is gay.
Valän: My cat likes to sleep on my head at night.
Lucar: You cat is stupid.
Valän: Our cat and dog have the same coloration. Its so weird.
Lucar: Shut up.
Valän: why are you still talking to me if you want me to shut up?
Lucar: Because you won't shut up?
Valän: Why dont YOU shut up?! Your the one being a jerk!
Sharing hate makes great friendship
Valän: Uh! I hate my boyfriend.
SuperCon!: Aw, man! I hate your boyfriend too!
Valän: Thanks so much! I love making friends.
Oh and while we are on homosexual topics, this was Rainstorms hilarious attempt in getting Solange to come out and accept his new found sexuality.
rainstorm: are you older than selendrile?
Solange: I almost asked Selendrile out once, then I realized I have 3 GIRLFRIENDS!
rainstorm: Eeeew, that is not right. He's your brother.
Solange: Yep, Selendrile is my brother. He keeps hording all the family treasure for hisself! Course I would use it for all the wrong reasons.
rainstorm: You really do have homosexual tendencies, don't you.
Solange: Well if I said it, then apparently yes.
rainstorm: Have you told your girlfriends about this?
Solange: Apalala...Naga....Scylla....the 3 most beautiful, intelligent, talented, Kin- Kin- whats that word...oh kindhearted dragoness girlfriends one could have.
rainstorm: Did you tell them?
Solange: Look man, I didn't do anything...Anything at all this week. I sat on the couch and watched TV.
rainstorm: Will you ever tell them?
Solange: Nope. Not for you. Not for anyone.
A little later... Getting closer...
rainstorm: There's nothing wrong with liking other male dragons.
Solange: I got a date tonight with Scylla, My girlfriend. I have a feeling I'll be feeling it through my wallet.
rainstorm: there's nothing wrong with being gay, solange. Why can't you accept who you are?
Solange: Well, no not really, Is it a crime?
Back into denial
rainstorm: I think Watzer and his boyfriend are going to break up soon, they don't seem very happy with each other lately.
Solange: Watzer is probably one of the coolest people I have met.
rainstorm: Maybe I could set you up with Watzer if they do break up. Would you like that?
Solange: No friggin way, not her not now, not ever.
And the conclusion... the truth is out!
Solange: So do you enjoy the fine game of pickin up chicks?
rainstorm: I am a chick,
Solange: Wanna be picked up? Just kiddin.
rainstorm: lol I am not sure you could afford another girlfriend.
Solange: Yes you are, because I say so!
rainstorm: Besides, there's the whole homosexuality thing too.
Solange: You can just call me, Mr. sexy- unless your a guy then eh just dont.
rainstorm: you don't want guys to find you sexy?
Solange: Who are you to say so you little rat?!
rainstorm: you said it, not me
rainstorm: are you older than selendrile?
Solange: I almost asked Selendrile out once, then I realized I have 3 GIRLFRIENDS!
rainstorm: Eeeew, that is not right. He's your brother.
Solange: Yep, Selendrile is my brother. He keeps hording all the family treasure for hisself! Course I would use it for all the wrong reasons.
rainstorm: You really do have homosexual tendencies, don't you.
Solange: Well if I said it, then apparently yes.
rainstorm: Have you told your girlfriends about this?
Solange: Apalala...Naga....Scylla....the 3 most beautiful, intelligent, talented, Kin- Kin- whats that word...oh kindhearted dragoness girlfriends one could have.
rainstorm: Did you tell them?
Solange: Look man, I didn't do anything...Anything at all this week. I sat on the couch and watched TV.
rainstorm: Will you ever tell them?
Solange: Nope. Not for you. Not for anyone.
A little later... Getting closer...
rainstorm: There's nothing wrong with liking other male dragons.
Solange: I got a date tonight with Scylla, My girlfriend. I have a feeling I'll be feeling it through my wallet.
rainstorm: there's nothing wrong with being gay, solange. Why can't you accept who you are?
Solange: Well, no not really, Is it a crime?
Back into denial
rainstorm: I think Watzer and his boyfriend are going to break up soon, they don't seem very happy with each other lately.
Solange: Watzer is probably one of the coolest people I have met.
rainstorm: Maybe I could set you up with Watzer if they do break up. Would you like that?
Solange: No friggin way, not her not now, not ever.
And the conclusion... the truth is out!
Solange: So do you enjoy the fine game of pickin up chicks?
rainstorm: I am a chick,
Solange: Wanna be picked up? Just kiddin.
rainstorm: lol I am not sure you could afford another girlfriend.
Solange: Yes you are, because I say so!
rainstorm: Besides, there's the whole homosexuality thing too.
Solange: You can just call me, Mr. sexy- unless your a guy then eh just dont.
rainstorm: you don't want guys to find you sexy?
Solange: Who are you to say so you little rat?!
rainstorm: you said it, not me
Mathieu Lavande: (to Guest253) Hello. I am Mathieu Lavande.
Guest253: Hello - I'm just testing this out.
Mathieu Lavande: This is intriguing. Tell me why you are testing this out.
Guest253: If you say so. What do you think of the current political climate in the US?
Mathieu Lavande: I think that the current political climate in the US is disgusting.
Guest253: Good.
Guest253: Hello - I'm just testing this out.
Mathieu Lavande: This is intriguing. Tell me why you are testing this out.
Guest253: If you say so. What do you think of the current political climate in the US?
Mathieu Lavande: I think that the current political climate in the US is disgusting.
Guest253: Good.
pyrites: I get the impression you're a ladies' man
Mathieu Lavande: What is a lakeside man?
pyrites: A ladies' man is a charmer who has relations with many women
Mathieu Lavande: I have never seen that about a lakeside man.
Mathieu Lavande: What is a lakeside man?
pyrites: A ladies' man is a charmer who has relations with many women
Mathieu Lavande: I have never seen that about a lakeside man.
an entire conversation:
Bianca: (to Prodilia) *answers the door* Oh, hello.
Prodilia: Oh.. I am so glad that you want to talk to me!
Bianca: Well, don't just stand there, come in! *leads you into the living room* Please sit.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Bianca: I'm not that full.
Prodilia: I like shit... Well, well... this is going allright, don´t you think?
Bianca: shit is common.
Prodilia: I don´t think that shit is common.
Bianca: Sorry, I can't imagine you thinking about such a complicated thing.
Prodilia: Why bother thinking about you being incapable to envisage you thinking about such a complicated thing?
Bianca: I'm perfect.
Prodilia: I love you.
Bianca: Of course! Do you still want to embrace Mom?
Bianca: (to Prodilia) *answers the door* Oh, hello.
Prodilia: Oh.. I am so glad that you want to talk to me!
Bianca: Well, don't just stand there, come in! *leads you into the living room* Please sit.
Prodilia: You are so full of shit.
Bianca: I'm not that full.
Prodilia: I like shit... Well, well... this is going allright, don´t you think?
Bianca: shit is common.
Prodilia: I don´t think that shit is common.
Bianca: Sorry, I can't imagine you thinking about such a complicated thing.
Prodilia: Why bother thinking about you being incapable to envisage you thinking about such a complicated thing?
Bianca: I'm perfect.
Prodilia: I love you.
Bianca: Of course! Do you still want to embrace Mom?
I didn't know Brother Jerome knew the toad language... 
Brother Jerome: Greetings friend!
Croak: Brother Jerome! It is good to see you? How are you? Croak.
Brother Jerome: Croak, croaaakk! Croooaak? Crooak... Could we perhaps continue in English? This is hurting my throat...
Croak: You really are lucky. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Crooaac? CROACCC! Croac? Oops, sorry - wrong dialect!
Croak: I love Moreschi. Croak. And I think I love you too, I mean, on a spiritual way, of course.
Brother Jerome: Croak!
Croak: You said my name, croak?
Brother Jerome: Good day, friend.
Croak: It is nice to hear it from you. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Cro-o-o-a-a-kk! Croooaak? Crooak...
Croak: C-r-o-a-k. Not croak.
Brother Jerome: Greetings friend!
Croak: Brother Jerome! It is good to see you? How are you? Croak.
Brother Jerome: Croak, croaaakk! Croooaak? Crooak... Could we perhaps continue in English? This is hurting my throat...
Croak: You really are lucky. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Crooaac? CROACCC! Croac? Oops, sorry - wrong dialect!
Croak: I love Moreschi. Croak. And I think I love you too, I mean, on a spiritual way, of course.
Brother Jerome: Croak!
Croak: You said my name, croak?
Brother Jerome: Good day, friend.
Croak: It is nice to hear it from you. Croak.
Brother Jerome: Cro-o-o-a-a-kk! Croooaak? Crooak...
Croak: C-r-o-a-k. Not croak.
Watzer: (to Czechbot) Hello.
Czechbot: Rukulíbam! Cim poslouzim?
Watzer: Are you on prescription medication?
Czechbot: Hele, vazne dneska vypadas dobre. Jak to delas?
Watzer: Of course not! Why would I ever want to jak?
Czechbot: Jak nejradsi travis pracovni dobu?
Watzer: Not that often, but it has been known to happen on occasion.
Czechbot: Bavi te Harry Potter? Ja jsem na nem posledni dobou dost ujel...
Watzer: I jab all the time.
Czechbot: Zivot je slozity a na vsechno neexistuje okamzita odpoved.
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a communist.
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