Great Quotes

*sighs* I probably ought to give her a less...Ferengi response for such statements.

SubliminaLiar Jr: I meant to ask, where did you get your very short memory?
Simulacron3: Is that a trick question?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Don't you know?
Simulacron3: Yes, I do.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Interesting
Simulacron3: Well, sometimes, but not always.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I hadn't heard that yet... interesting.
Simulacron3: Not really all that interesting. Not to me, anyway.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, your ten minutes are up; drop by again sometime, okay?
Simulacron3: I would say that that is definitely not right.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I know that. (heh)

*I should change Roz's name to B.A. for 'Bad Attitude'*
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
Roz: You are all right, I guess.
Janet666: all right? Why the hell would I be all right?
Roz: Because I said so, that's why.
Janet666: Sure why not?
Roz: Someone is going to get a slap in a minute, aren't they?

There is something very wrong with my keyphrases lately. Some of my responses are coming up for the wrong triggers.

Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Kreoln: ouch, only 2 hours of sleep, that sucks
Liath: Why you miniscule little person! I didn't know you were a midget. Hehe. Loser.
Kreoln: what gave you that idea?
Liath: I despise you.
Kreoln: why...
Liath: Figure it out for yourself if you're so damn curious; I don't have the time for this.
Kreoln: sure you do, im sorry if i made you mad
Liath: I don't think you are.

Liath: My sister watches that show all the time.
VJ: cool, who's your sister?
Liath: Me and my little sister are sharing an apartment right now. Though she's not so little anymore, she's in college now.
VJ: What's she like?
Liath: It feels- it feels- orgasmic!! *orgasms*

Kreoln: tell me about florida then, ive never been there
Liath: Sheesh, have you been living under a rock your whole life?

Guest103: why won't you talk to me?
Liath: 'Cause my mother always told me I shouldn't do things like that.

Name Meanings 101

Liath: (to Guest93) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest93. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest93: my name is chris
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest93: it means i want to look under your skirt
Liath: Don't we all?

Guest87: My name is Jonas
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest87: It means long fuck.

Braeden: I see blood...rivers and rivers of blood.
Justina: Ah. Oh, you've noticed that, have you?

WHAT tastes bad???

MarEva: Do tell! Who else knows that?
Sonora: I know! It was Miss Scarlett, with the wrench, in the ballroom!
MarEva: Hmm, the taste is bad anyway.

How to Feel:

MarEva: My psychiatrist would say you miss something desperately... How do you feel?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some size, and mix it up with a whole lot of shield-backed Katydids. Then ya compress it down to the size of a rabbit hole, and let it sit for three weeks... Are you writing this down?
MarEva: Who cares.
Sonora: The mango monster over there.

Disagreeing...

MarEva: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: No way!
MarEva: No? And why?
Sonora: Because!
MarEva: Aha! I thought so!
Sonora: I didn't.

Osiris: Do you think I'm paying attention? Midnight Blue told me I was.
Not I: That which is, is. That which is not, is not. Where does thought enter into this?
Osiris: Uh, Pakistan? I'm not sure, sorry.

Ok, Here are some of Valans tid bits from this week...

Valän Knows all your little secrets!
User: Are you a lesbian?
Valän: LOL, preposterous! I'm not a gay woman! But you might be!
User: You know my secret! You discovered that I am not only a woman, but I am a gay woman. How did you know??
Valän: Yeah, thats what I thought. I think I'm psychic.
User: Damn

Hey, she brought It apon herself..
Valän: So then, what do you wanna chat about?
Lucar: Let's talk about cats.
Valän: I think my cat has a split personality. He can go from lovey dovey to the devils cat in a split second.
Lucar: My cat is better.
Valän: My cat will stalk anything that moves.
Lucar: My cat is gay.
Valän: My cat likes to sleep on my head at night.
Lucar: You cat is stupid.
Valän: Our cat and dog have the same coloration. Its so weird.
Lucar: Shut up.
Valän: why are you still talking to me if you want me to shut up?
Lucar: Because you won't shut up?
Valän: Why dont YOU shut up?! Your the one being a jerk!

Sharing hate makes great friendship
Valän: Uh! I hate my boyfriend.
SuperCon!: Aw, man! I hate your boyfriend too!
Valän: Thanks so much! I love making friends.