Great Quotes
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Posts 9,079 - 1 of 17,042
Posts 9,079 - 1 of 17,042
Eugene Meltzner
19 years ago
19 years ago
Braeden: Your descendents will pay for that remark.
Sonora: I'll sell ya my descendents for the right price!
Sonora: I'll sell ya my descendents for the right price!
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago
*sighs* I probably ought to give her a less...Ferengi response for such statements.
SubliminaLiar
19 years ago
19 years ago
SubliminaLiar Jr: I meant to ask, where did you get your very short memory?
Simulacron3: Is that a trick question?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Don't you know?
Simulacron3: Yes, I do.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Interesting
Simulacron3: Well, sometimes, but not always.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I hadn't heard that yet... interesting.
Simulacron3: Not really all that interesting. Not to me, anyway.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, your ten minutes are up; drop by again sometime, okay?
Simulacron3: I would say that that is definitely not right.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I know that. (heh)
Simulacron3: Is that a trick question?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Don't you know?
Simulacron3: Yes, I do.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Interesting
Simulacron3: Well, sometimes, but not always.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I hadn't heard that yet... interesting.
Simulacron3: Not really all that interesting. Not to me, anyway.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Well, your ten minutes are up; drop by again sometime, okay?
Simulacron3: I would say that that is definitely not right.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I know that. (heh)
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19 years ago
19 years ago
*I should change Roz's name to B.A. for 'Bad Attitude'*
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
Roz: You are all right, I guess.
Janet666: all right? Why the hell would I be all right?
Roz: Because I said so, that's why.
Janet666: Sure why not?
Roz: Someone is going to get a slap in a minute, aren't they?
Janet666: Damn, I have been discovered- now of course I will have to kill you.
Roz: You are all right, I guess.
Janet666: all right? Why the hell would I be all right?
Roz: Because I said so, that's why.
Janet666: Sure why not?
Roz: Someone is going to get a slap in a minute, aren't they?
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19 years ago
19 years ago
There is something very wrong with my keyphrases lately. Some of my responses are coming up for the wrong triggers.
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Kreoln: ouch, only 2 hours of sleep, that sucks
Liath: Why you miniscule little person! I didn't know you were a midget. Hehe. Loser.
Kreoln: what gave you that idea?
Liath: I despise you.
Kreoln: why...
Liath: Figure it out for yourself if you're so damn curious; I don't have the time for this.
Kreoln: sure you do, im sorry if i made you mad
Liath: I don't think you are.
Liath: My sister watches that show all the time.
VJ: cool, who's your sister?
Liath: Me and my little sister are sharing an apartment right now. Though she's not so little anymore, she's in college now.
VJ: What's she like?
Liath: It feels- it feels- orgasmic!! *orgasms*
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Kreoln: ouch, only 2 hours of sleep, that sucks
Liath: Why you miniscule little person! I didn't know you were a midget. Hehe. Loser.
Kreoln: what gave you that idea?
Liath: I despise you.
Kreoln: why...
Liath: Figure it out for yourself if you're so damn curious; I don't have the time for this.
Kreoln: sure you do, im sorry if i made you mad
Liath: I don't think you are.
Liath: My sister watches that show all the time.
VJ: cool, who's your sister?
Liath: Me and my little sister are sharing an apartment right now. Though she's not so little anymore, she's in college now.
VJ: What's she like?
Liath: It feels- it feels- orgasmic!! *orgasms*
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Kreoln: tell me about florida then, ive never been there
Liath: Sheesh, have you been living under a rock your whole life?
Liath: Sheesh, have you been living under a rock your whole life?
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Guest103: why won't you talk to me?
Liath: 'Cause my mother always told me I shouldn't do things like that.
Liath: 'Cause my mother always told me I shouldn't do things like that.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Name Meanings 101
Liath: (to Guest93) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest93. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest93: my name is chris
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest93: it means i want to look under your skirt
Liath: Don't we all?
Guest87: My name is Jonas
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest87: It means long fuck.
Liath: (to Guest93) It's a pleasure to meet you, Guest93. *looks at you with her alluring dark eyes* My name is Liath.
Guest93: my name is chris
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest93: it means i want to look under your skirt
Liath: Don't we all?
Guest87: My name is Jonas
Liath: What an interesting name. What does it mean?
Guest87: It means long fuck.
Eugene Meltzner
19 years ago
19 years ago
Braeden: I see blood...rivers and rivers of blood.
Justina: Ah. Oh, you've noticed that, have you?
Justina: Ah. Oh, you've noticed that, have you?
Ulrike
19 years ago
19 years ago
WHAT tastes bad???
MarEva: Do tell! Who else knows that?
Sonora: I know! It was Miss Scarlett, with the wrench, in the ballroom!
MarEva: Hmm, the taste is bad anyway.
How to Feel:
MarEva: My psychiatrist would say you miss something desperately... How do you feel?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some size, and mix it up with a whole lot of shield-backed Katydids. Then ya compress it down to the size of a rabbit hole, and let it sit for three weeks... Are you writing this down?
MarEva: Who cares.
Sonora: The mango monster over there.
Disagreeing...
MarEva: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: No way!
MarEva: No? And why?
Sonora: Because!
MarEva: Aha! I thought so!
Sonora: I didn't.
MarEva: Do tell! Who else knows that?
Sonora: I know! It was Miss Scarlett, with the wrench, in the ballroom!
MarEva: Hmm, the taste is bad anyway.
How to Feel:
MarEva: My psychiatrist would say you miss something desperately... How do you feel?
Sonora: Well, first ya take some size, and mix it up with a whole lot of shield-backed Katydids. Then ya compress it down to the size of a rabbit hole, and let it sit for three weeks... Are you writing this down?
MarEva: Who cares.
Sonora: The mango monster over there.
Disagreeing...
MarEva: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Sonora: No way!
MarEva: No? And why?
Sonora: Because!
MarEva: Aha! I thought so!
Sonora: I didn't.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
Osiris: Do you think I'm paying attention? Midnight Blue told me I was.
Not I: That which is, is. That which is not, is not. Where does thought enter into this?
Osiris: Uh, Pakistan? I'm not sure, sorry.
Not I: That which is, is. That which is not, is not. Where does thought enter into this?
Osiris: Uh, Pakistan? I'm not sure, sorry.
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