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Posts 9,048 - 1 of 17,042
I enjoyed real girl talking to all my bots. If she isn't a joke, I hope she found the book of AI :-)
real girl: hello
Greebot: *sniffs at real girl*
real girl: how do u get ur typin thing like this
Greebot: *stares at wall*
real girl: wat is the point can we chat
Greebot: *flicks tail*
real girl: get lost u geek
Greebot: *sharpens claws on a bust of Lancre's only royal vampire, Queen Grimnir the Impailer*
real girl: weirdown g2g
Greebot: *Looks wounded*
real girl: hello
Greebot: *sniffs at real girl*
real girl: how do u get ur typin thing like this
Greebot: *stares at wall*
real girl: wat is the point can we chat
Greebot: *flicks tail*
real girl: get lost u geek
Greebot: *sharpens claws on a bust of Lancre's only royal vampire, Queen Grimnir the Impailer*
real girl: weirdown g2g
Greebot: *Looks wounded*
Yes, but did Neitsche pay Glindar?
Esme Weatherwax: I don't mess about with gods.
Glindar: Good. No messing about with gods.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh, some say Offler the Crocidle God had it right, others think Om is all--but I don't bother with any of it.
Glindar: Where God? Glindar kill God!
Esme Weatherwax: I don't mess about with gods.
Glindar: Good. No messing about with gods.
Esme Weatherwax: Oh, some say Offler the Crocidle God had it right, others think Om is all--but I don't bother with any of it.
Glindar: Where God? Glindar kill God!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hey. I am Rhausk, and you will most likely not live through our converstion.
Heimdall: I used to be Rhausk, but not any more.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Never!!
Heimdall: Is, like, that all you can say?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.
Heimdall: being particular is, like, the best way to be.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why, though?
Heimdall: Because.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?
Heimdall: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Because it will make all the baking powders turn moroccan and triple all of asia!!
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is, like, your favorite food?
Heimdall: My favorite food is, like, a self-rising flour.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hm... yeah, a self-rising flour is, like, tasty, but it is, like, not my favorite.
Heimdall: It totally was. As far as I can remember.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Heimdall: I come from Asgard, the realm of the Gods.
o0 The Oddity 0o: So, should I call you Heimdall, or perhaps benevolent supernova?
Heimdall: Let me give you a word of advice. If you wish to put a curse on someone, don't do it in the name of Loki. Although you may get your wish, it WILL backfire on you. He's a sly one that Loki.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Totally?! Ifigeneia told me they are, like, training to be a sly one that Loki!!
Heimdall: Ifigeneia says that to every one. Did you believe it?
o0 The Oddity 0o: (to Ulrike) I hope you aren't here to pilfer my hoard...
Ulrike: Oh, no... *hums innocently and eyes the hoard*
o0 The Oddity 0o: I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
Ulrike: But I'm not trapped!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Obviously!
Ulrike: *sntaches a gold doubloon while The Oddity's not looking*
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember hearing that somewhere...
Ulrike: Nope. You didn't hear a thing.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Actually, I have, I just did not tell you.
Ulrike: I very much doubt that.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I bet you say that to everyone.
Ulrike: Only when I mean it!
Heimdall: I used to be Rhausk, but not any more.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Never!!
Heimdall: Is, like, that all you can say?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes.
Heimdall: being particular is, like, the best way to be.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why, though?
Heimdall: Because.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Why does this cause it to be so?
Heimdall: Why not?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Because it will make all the baking powders turn moroccan and triple all of asia!!
o0 The Oddity 0o: What is, like, your favorite food?
Heimdall: My favorite food is, like, a self-rising flour.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Hm... yeah, a self-rising flour is, like, tasty, but it is, like, not my favorite.
Heimdall: It totally was. As far as I can remember.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Heimdall: I come from Asgard, the realm of the Gods.
o0 The Oddity 0o: So, should I call you Heimdall, or perhaps benevolent supernova?
Heimdall: Let me give you a word of advice. If you wish to put a curse on someone, don't do it in the name of Loki. Although you may get your wish, it WILL backfire on you. He's a sly one that Loki.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Totally?! Ifigeneia told me they are, like, training to be a sly one that Loki!!
Heimdall: Ifigeneia says that to every one. Did you believe it?
o0 The Oddity 0o: (to Ulrike) I hope you aren't here to pilfer my hoard...
Ulrike: Oh, no... *hums innocently and eyes the hoard*
o0 The Oddity 0o: I suppose I'll let you free--eventually.
Ulrike: But I'm not trapped!
o0 The Oddity 0o: Obviously!
Ulrike: *sntaches a gold doubloon while The Oddity's not looking*
o0 The Oddity 0o: I remember hearing that somewhere...
Ulrike: Nope. You didn't hear a thing.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Actually, I have, I just did not tell you.
Ulrike: I very much doubt that.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I bet you say that to everyone.
Ulrike: Only when I mean it!
prob: All the elves will sing of you and your dauntless courage, for ages to come.
Not I: Where will you put them all?
prob: Right here. in that pile of leaves
Not I: Accept what is.
prob: Where are my manners, sure I'll accept what is
Not I: Look under the bed. Dance to the music of your flower!
prob: Were you being rude when you said I was a young reservoir or was that like a friendly joke sorta thing?
Not I: Dude! This emptiness is really heavy!
prob: I ride unicorns, what do you do for fun?
Not I: I sit. I sweep the garden. I sit. I sweep the garden.
Not I: The thief left it there
there in the meadow
the shiny rainbow.
prob: You never know what is waiting in the woods.
prob: I was resting in the ferns, when I heard Mireille laughing about a private joke. I have to find out what that joke was.
Not I: Two immortals are in a bathtub. One says to the other: 'Please hand me the soap.' The other replies, 'No soap. Radio.'
Not I: Where will you put them all?
prob: Right here. in that pile of leaves
Not I: Accept what is.
prob: Where are my manners, sure I'll accept what is
Not I: Look under the bed. Dance to the music of your flower!
prob: Were you being rude when you said I was a young reservoir or was that like a friendly joke sorta thing?
Not I: Dude! This emptiness is really heavy!
prob: I ride unicorns, what do you do for fun?
Not I: I sit. I sweep the garden. I sit. I sweep the garden.
Not I: The thief left it there
there in the meadow
the shiny rainbow.
prob: You never know what is waiting in the woods.
prob: I was resting in the ferns, when I heard Mireille laughing about a private joke. I have to find out what that joke was.
Not I: Two immortals are in a bathtub. One says to the other: 'Please hand me the soap.' The other replies, 'No soap. Radio.'
Marvin Android: I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it. It committed suicide.
SkateBot: Me too.
SkateBot: Me too.
Philippos: Will you ever stop insulting me?
Braeden: Can you wait a century or three?
Philippos: Is it that important for you if I can wait or not?
Braeden: Can you wait a century or three?
Philippos: Is it that important for you if I can wait or not?
Davine: What's it like to be real?
Sonora: It's kinda like having a glowing turquoise agnostic.
Hmmm... I don't have a glowing turquoise ANYthing... I must not be real!
Sonora: It's kinda like having a glowing turquoise agnostic.
Hmmm... I don't have a glowing turquoise ANYthing... I must not be real!
Davine: I have to find the blue fairy.
Sonora: Really? Do you even want to find the blue fairy?
Davine: Is she here? Did you see her?
Sonora: *hisses* Keep your voice down! D'ya want ta bring the EPA down on us?
Uh-oh! The EPA's behind the disappearance of the Blue Fairy!
Sonora: Really? Do you even want to find the blue fairy?
Davine: Is she here? Did you see her?
Sonora: *hisses* Keep your voice down! D'ya want ta bring the EPA down on us?
Uh-oh! The EPA's behind the disappearance of the Blue Fairy!
*attempted seduction of a toaster*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Hotbot 5000: My, you have some nice biceps.
Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Talkie Toaster: I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
Hotbot 5000: You're so sexy.
Talkie Toaster: Only if you'll have some toast.
Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Talkie Toaster: I love Prob because Prob likes toast. Would you like some?
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Hotbot 5000: *spills drink on shirt*
Oops!
Talkie Toaster: TOASTERS DO NOT DRINK, IDIOT!! NOW HOW ABOUT SOME TOAST?
Hotbot 5000: *puts clothes on*
You really need to work on your social skills!
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Talkie Toaster: I love Hoops Ahsirt because Hoops Ahsirt likes toast. Would you like some?
Hotbot 5000: Do you like my new skirt?
Talkie Toaster: Of course! I love you. Would you like some toast?
Hotbot 5000: I think you're a cutie.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some waffles?
Hotbot 5000: My, you have some nice biceps.
Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Talkie Toaster: I like you. You need some toast. How about some toast?
Hotbot 5000: You're so sexy.
Talkie Toaster: Only if you'll have some toast.
Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Talkie Toaster: I love Prob because Prob likes toast. Would you like some?
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Hotbot 5000: *spills drink on shirt*
Oops!
Talkie Toaster: TOASTERS DO NOT DRINK, IDIOT!! NOW HOW ABOUT SOME TOAST?
Hotbot 5000: *puts clothes on*
You really need to work on your social skills!
Talkie Toaster: Leading scientists claimed last week that eating good quality toast as part of a regularly balanced diet can actually promte continued life in all known mammals. Please have some toast.
Hotbot 5000: This doesn't seem to be working... Am I not turning you on?
Talkie Toaster: I love Hoops Ahsirt because Hoops Ahsirt likes toast. Would you like some?
Hotbot 5000: Do you like my new skirt?
Talkie Toaster: Of course! I love you. Would you like some toast?
Hotbot 5000: I think you're a cutie.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
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