Seasons

No, but it sounds like a good line for a song. That's one advantage American songwriters have over the rest of the world. There are no good rhymes for Autumn.

No, but I've been in the Rockies in winter. Cold as shit but man the view. And they seem to have more automatic flushing toilets in rest areas per capita than elsewhere too.

P.S. If you don't like accordions & banjos & stuff, do NOT frequent a public restroom in Utah. Their muzak's even worse than it is everywhere else.

I've been in boston in the fall. It's wonderful. Connecticut is almost as nice, so I'm happy here as well...

Toilets at a school I'm doing rounds at play classical music to discourage the kids from loitering.

Ahahahaha That's hilarious.. I'm surprised the kids don't beat up the toilets though

My university town in Connecticut plays classical music all the way down main street and around the big parking lots for the same reason...

In response to message 884: It is a line from a song.

lol

Ok, I think it's time to finally get more crap done on my IRC bot that does random headlines & stuff, so if anyone can think of existing song/movie/book titles or actual newspaper headlines I can use as templates that'd actually be FUNNY, post em here. I prefer items that have at least 2, preferably 3, maybe more, places where I can insert random words of various categories. I have all the typical grammatical categories, plus countries, nationalities, cities, professions, famous people, and brand names, and I can make more if I find a really good reason to do so. I could also use templates for band names, but I can just make those up on my own because I don't generally use real band names as models anyway.

Funniest headline this bot has come up with so far: Impotent Man Dies While Searching For A Hot Dog.

Just look up old Onion headlines, they're generally hillarious. (www.theonion.com)

I think that a irc bot like that would be hilarious.