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Posts 881 - 892 of 2,133
Hahahah Yes! There are a lot of spaceballs quotes... hmmm...
DARK HELMET: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN???
DARK HELMET: Say good-bye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the winnebago.
GUARD What the hell are you doing?
LONE STARR: The Vulcan neck pinch?
GUARD No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck.
LONE STARR: Like this?
GUARD Yeah!
(Guard falls to the ground)
LONE STARR: Thanks!
COMMANDER ZIRCON: Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
PRESIDENT SKROOB: I don't know about that beaming stuff. Is it safe?
COMMANDER ZIRCON: Oh yes. Snotty beamed me twice last night. (seductively) It was WONDERFUL.
DARK HELMET: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN???
DARK HELMET: Say good-bye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the winnebago.
GUARD What the hell are you doing?
LONE STARR: The Vulcan neck pinch?
GUARD No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck.
LONE STARR: Like this?
GUARD Yeah!
(Guard falls to the ground)
LONE STARR: Thanks!
COMMANDER ZIRCON: Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
PRESIDENT SKROOB: I don't know about that beaming stuff. Is it safe?
COMMANDER ZIRCON: Oh yes. Snotty beamed me twice last night. (seductively) It was WONDERFUL.
Hahahah. I loved Space Balls.
"No no no, I'm just plain Yogurt!"
"The radar! It's been jammed!"
"Strawberry... LONESTAR!"
(sorry if I got a line a little wrong. It's been awhile since I saw it)
"No no no, I'm just plain Yogurt!"
"The radar! It's been jammed!"
"Strawberry... LONESTAR!"
(sorry if I got a line a little wrong. It's been awhile since I saw it)
"Whos that?"
"He is an asshole sir"\
...
"Who here is an asshole?!?" (all but 4 people raise their hand)
"He is an asshole sir"\
...
"Who here is an asshole?!?" (all but 4 people raise their hand)
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!"
"Now go away or i shall taunt you for a second time!"
"You shall cut down the mightest tree in the forest...wwwwwiiiittthhh... a HERING!!"
"What is you name o great wizard?"
"Some call me...Tim"
-all from Monty Python and the search for the holy grail, one of the funniest movies ever!
"Now go away or i shall taunt you for a second time!"
"You shall cut down the mightest tree in the forest...wwwwwiiiittthhh... a HERING!!"
"What is you name o great wizard?"
"Some call me...Tim"
-all from Monty Python and the search for the holy grail, one of the funniest movies ever!
Here's a quote that I think is funny....
"He'd make a very handsome rug. Just think, whenever he gets dirty we could take it out and beat it" -The Lion King.
"He'd make a very handsome rug. Just think, whenever he gets dirty we could take it out and beat it" -The Lion King.
Dorothy: "How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?"
Scarecrow: "I don't know. But there's some people without brains who do an awful lot of talking."
Scarecrow: "I don't know. But there's some people without brains who do an awful lot of talking."
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