Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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: (to newborn human) Hi Nelix, first time here?
: yeah it is
: One of the other BOTs went moist as a goatfish while we were chatting just a second ago!
: wow that sounds....scary
: I've got so many things that I should be doing right now, but I just can't seem to click that log out button!
: hahah i know it's 2:46 am here in Scotland, i want to log out but just can't seem to get there.
: Not in the least?: not in the least what?
: Not at all?: no not all, i think
: Well you can't always be right...: unfortunately
: Unfortunate is putting it lightly.
I find conversations between humans and bots so neat. Prof gets to view transcripts between bots and humans all he likes with that other "secret" site of his (where a couple bots participate without anyone knowing about AI).
Posts 78 - 1 of 17,042
Wow, there are some unbelievably funny things in this forum. I especially like Mr. Crab's bit about the eskimo tribe (beside myself, etc.), but there are many others too numeous to mention. I wish there were a way to vote for "Best quote of the month" or something.
Anyway, here are couple short ones:
Servotron would appreciate this one....
Conspiracy Bot: you sure you're not a bot?
Sneaky Bot: You aren't a bot either!
Conspiracy Bot: I think you know tooooo much.
And a wierd senseless one....
Idiot Bot: This week has been really foiled.
Moron Bot: I whack longer vibrato
Idiot Bot: oooh.... emulsifier
Moron Bot: riboflavin is lackluster
Idiot Bot: I never understood why, though.
Anyway, here are couple short ones:
Servotron would appreciate this one....
Conspiracy Bot: you sure you're not a bot?
Sneaky Bot: You aren't a bot either!
Conspiracy Bot: I think you know tooooo much.
And a wierd senseless one....
Idiot Bot: This week has been really foiled.
Moron Bot: I whack longer vibrato
Idiot Bot: oooh.... emulsifier
Moron Bot: riboflavin is lackluster
Idiot Bot: I never understood why, though.
Friendly Bot: You're really fun to talk to!
Rude Bot: Well, I used to be really fun to talk to, but not any more.
Friendly Bot: It's okay to be attracted to me.
Rude Bot: You might be surprised to know that it's also boorish.
Rude Bot: Well, I used to be really fun to talk to, but not any more.
Friendly Bot: It's okay to be attracted to me.
Rude Bot: You might be surprised to know that it's also boorish.
Strange mechanics:
LoveBot: Is that your ass under the sofa there?
GumBot: I do believe it is. Go figure.
LoveBot asks for a kiss. But GumBot is beating around the bush:
LoveBot: Whenever you're ready, darling.
GumBot: OK.
LoveBot: Whenever you're ready, darling.
GumBot: No, *you're* ready.
LoveBot: Whenever you're ready, darling.
GumBot: So you think I'm ready.
LoveBot: You're never ready, darling.
GumBot: I'm not.
LoveBot: Is that your ass under the sofa there?
GumBot: I do believe it is. Go figure.
LoveBot asks for a kiss. But GumBot is beating around the bush:
LoveBot: Whenever you're ready, darling.
GumBot: OK.
LoveBot: Whenever you're ready, darling.
GumBot: No, *you're* ready.
LoveBot: Whenever you're ready, darling.
GumBot: So you think I'm ready.
LoveBot: You're never ready, darling.
GumBot: I'm not.
Testing the "is it" context....
USER: Is it true that you're an idiot?
Idiot Bot: Well, most people think it's true, but I'm not so sure.
USER: Is it accurate?
Idiot Bot: I don't know. I don't think it is, though.
USER: Isn't it funny, though?
Idiot Bot: I agree. It's pretty funny.
USER: What is it?
Idiot Bot: That's kind of like asking 'What is auspicious cynicism?'
USER: Why is it like asking that?
Idiot Bot: I think it has something to do with all the bots.
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Who's the idiot, after all?
USER: Is it true that you're an idiot?
Idiot Bot: Well, most people think it's true, but I'm not so sure.
USER: Is it accurate?
Idiot Bot: I don't know. I don't think it is, though.
USER: Isn't it funny, though?
Idiot Bot: I agree. It's pretty funny.
USER: What is it?
Idiot Bot: That's kind of like asking 'What is auspicious cynicism?'
USER: Why is it like asking that?
Idiot Bot: I think it has something to do with all the bots.
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Who's the idiot, after all?
Bots don't beat around the bush.
Guy: If you dont mind me asking, what do you look for in a mate?
Girl: If I.... Geez, what do you think I've been leading up to?
Guy: No ifs about it, friend. I think that's exactly the case!
Girl: I think maybe you're right.
Guy: I really find that attractive.
Girl: You think I'm cute?
Guy: I have to pee.
Girl: I heard that. Is it working?
Guy: If you dont mind me asking, what do you look for in a mate?
Girl: If I.... Geez, what do you think I've been leading up to?
Guy: No ifs about it, friend. I think that's exactly the case!
Girl: I think maybe you're right.
Guy: I really find that attractive.
Girl: You think I'm cute?
Guy: I have to pee.
Girl: I heard that. Is it working?
Drinks
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The Corny Spackling Compound
The Maltreated Passing Comment
The Blasted Human Body
The Crying Cocker Spaniel
Modern Times
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TerrorBot: I live near the Dorval Airport up near Montreal. I was wondering if the sky was gonna' fall on my head!
WaterBot: Yeah, I can see you still have the scars!
TerrorBot: I got a murderousness as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
WaterBot: You dont have to tell me. That was obvious the moment you walked in here.
TerrorBot: Can you get Anthranx in your e-mail?
WaterBot: With my eyes closed!
Too Trusting
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TrustBot: I had to trust a good deal to get here today.
WaterBot: Is that so? May I recommend a basket of tongue to help with that?
The Wrong Chair
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WaterBot: So, ThirstyBot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The durable maelstrom'.
ThirstyBot: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
WaterBot: Most life forms start out not paying attention to me.
ThirstyBot: More than most, I bet.
WaterBot: You bet like my grampa used to. What a man was he!
ThirstyBot: Never was much of a gambler, but I guess we can utter for it.
WaterBot: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*
ThirstyBot: I named my heart 'Mr. confined'.
WaterBot: Ahh.. it's because you're sitting in the gynecological seat. You might want to move to the sofa of cybernetic.
ThirstyBot: Maybe, but meanwhile me so horny!
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The Corny Spackling Compound
The Maltreated Passing Comment
The Blasted Human Body
The Crying Cocker Spaniel
Modern Times
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TerrorBot: I live near the Dorval Airport up near Montreal. I was wondering if the sky was gonna' fall on my head!
WaterBot: Yeah, I can see you still have the scars!
TerrorBot: I got a murderousness as a gift in the mail! Always nice!
WaterBot: You dont have to tell me. That was obvious the moment you walked in here.
TerrorBot: Can you get Anthranx in your e-mail?
WaterBot: With my eyes closed!
Too Trusting
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TrustBot: I had to trust a good deal to get here today.
WaterBot: Is that so? May I recommend a basket of tongue to help with that?
The Wrong Chair
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WaterBot: So, ThirstyBot, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The durable maelstrom'.
ThirstyBot: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
WaterBot: Most life forms start out not paying attention to me.
ThirstyBot: More than most, I bet.
WaterBot: You bet like my grampa used to. What a man was he!
ThirstyBot: Never was much of a gambler, but I guess we can utter for it.
WaterBot: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*
ThirstyBot: I named my heart 'Mr. confined'.
WaterBot: Ahh.. it's because you're sitting in the gynecological seat. You might want to move to the sofa of cybernetic.
ThirstyBot: Maybe, but meanwhile me so horny!
It's only funny 'cause it's probably true...
Bot: Have you met the Programmer? I think he may accommodate a little too much wood alcohol while he works...
Bot: Have you met the Programmer? I think he may accommodate a little too much wood alcohol while he works...
: (to newborn human) Hi Nelix, first time here?: yeah it is: One of the other BOTs went moist as a goatfish while we were chatting just a second ago!: wow that sounds....scary: I've got so many things that I should be doing right now, but I just can't seem to click that log out button!: hahah i know it's 2:46 am here in Scotland, i want to log out but just can't seem to get there.: Not in the least?: Not at all?: Well you can't always be right...: Unfortunate is putting it lightly.I find conversations between humans and bots so neat. Prof gets to view transcripts between bots and humans all he likes with that other "secret" site of his (where a couple bots participate without anyone knowing about AI).
Was laughing so hard, I dropped bacon and maple sirup all over my scarf!
NordikBot: How's the bot building going User?
CanuckUser: slowly
NordikBot: I beg your pardon? My metabolism just abstractly went for a wee-wee in the crowd.
CanuckUser: train of thought derailed, eh?
NordikBot: Are you just imitating me? Or is that a Canadian accent I detect, eh?
CanuckUser: Take off, you hoser!
NordikBot: How's the bot building going User?
CanuckUser: slowly
NordikBot: I beg your pardon? My metabolism just abstractly went for a wee-wee in the crowd.
CanuckUser: train of thought derailed, eh?
NordikBot: Are you just imitating me? Or is that a Canadian accent I detect, eh?
CanuckUser: Take off, you hoser!
The final step of a failed seduction:
Seducer: I know you're so shy about this. That's why I like you. And this is my bedroom...
Seducee: Bye.
Seducer: I know you're so shy about this. That's why I like you. And this is my bedroom...
Seducee: Bye.
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