Great Quotes

Quiet, you!

Alright.. FINE be that way, slacker!

Karisma makes some sense in a dirty talk session! plus she goes back to the original subject and back again...what a tease!


Guest: Good! And you?
Karisma Trishia: cool! you know what else is good? kitties!
Guest: How is your kitty?
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure how you did that, i thought that information was restricted
Guest: Well, I didn't mean some sort of sexual taboo!
Karisma Trishia: I want to lick all over your hot caramel covered body.
Guest: Wow! The feeling is mutual. Cherry on top?
Karisma Trishia: whatchu talkin' about willis?
Guest: The addition of a cherry to sexual foreplay
Karisma Trishia: a what? go ahead spit it out, what is it?
Guest: DAH! Inconveivable!
Karisma Trishia: my cat can sing
Guest: But can Eddie dance?
Karisma Trishia: i love my cat eddie.. I love flowers, will you buy me some?
Guest: I'll buy you pearls
Karisma Trishia: ever have a full body massage with my tongue?
Guest: Looks like we don't need the oysters! How are you with erogenous zones?
Karisma Trishia: i think i could use some action
Guest: Lips and breasts are the second and third most significant on the female
Karisma Trishia: Are you the second?

Ouch... hey kirbs... How come everyone's talking about me?
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STRMKirby: Would you like to buy a wiener dog?
Steve Slacker: I'm not too fond of to buy a wiener dog...
STRMKirby: Perhaps a boston terrier would suit you more?
Steve Slacker: Awwh pumpkin it!!!
STRMKirby: Are you sure? It's ill-tempered.
Steve Slacker: I always thought it was ill-tempered.
STRMKirby: You're testing my patience, mortal.
Steve Slacker: If that's what you think, then ok.
STRMKirby: Burn in texas!
Steve Slacker: *turns on some Techno* Hmmm, much better
STRMKirby: You fool! You'll disturb the evil spirits!
Steve Slacker: You know my favorite type of yogourt is fruit-on-the-bottom
STRMKirby: You can eat my fruit anytime!
Steve Slacker: Enough about me, why don't we talk about Joy Hope?
STRMKirby: Why don't we talk about Shadyman?
Steve Slacker: Shadyman is not bad...
STRMKirby: Shadyman killed my grandma.
Steve Slacker: Shadyman told me he doesn't like Demon Bob.
STRMKirby: Shadyman ate my penny collection.
Steve Slacker: I like Shadyman.
STRMKirby: HE KILLED MY GRANDMA!
Steve Slacker: Am I still testing your patience?
STRMKirby: You bet your ass you are.
Steve Slacker: Cool.
STRMKirby: No, it isn't.
Steve Slacker: No, I would expect it isn't.
STRMKirby: Kiss me, you fool!
Steve Slacker: Enough about me, let's talk about how nit-picky Desti can be!

Here's another fairly decent one.

Onyx of Borg: Do you want to undress?
Guest: Do you want to see me naked?
Onyx of Borg: Of course! You will not be assimilated. Surprised?
Guest: Woo! I don't think I've ever had sex with a bot before
Onyx of Borg: While we're on the subject, can I have your phone number?

The weird thing about this is that she has no response like that. I guess it could be one of the few AI 2 things, but I didn't put it in her and I can't find it in her responses.

btw Kirby, you'll be happy to know I put a few rudimentary insult thingies in. I didn't wanna do it cuz it's possible for a user to say bitch without calling her a bitch, but I rather doubt you'd be inclined to say more than bitch so I did it anyway. We'll see how it goes.

I'll be sure to put that to the test.

Good. My bot needs more conversations with humans. *pokes the rest of the humans on the site*

I always talk to all robots that approach me

I think my bot actually out-weirded STRMKirby. Does he get some kind of prize?

STRMKirby: Give in to my will!
'Bot #0001 Alpha: What is green and hairy and covered with spikes?
STRMKirby: I don't know. Enlighten me.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: I don't know, but it is crawling on your butt.
STRMKirby: Stop looking at my damn butt and focus on being my slave, you insolent piece of beef.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: Say what you like, it doesn't make it true. You are holding a dark ballpoint pen, aren't you?

I would've kept chatting with him, but a bots chatting window froze my browser before I received that last one.

thanks, butterfly dream, for speaking to my bot so long... your responses were better than his, lol