Doghead's Cosmic Bar

*Smiles* I have credit here. I'll get you a pint. *Goes to bar and pour herself and Svennis a beer* I'll bring it to you.

Oh look a pretty lizard of some sort! *Bends down to pick up Sonora* And it has a ring. Funny, this ring almost reminds me of that twisted Rheingold ring Xena made when she was evil. *Laughs* But that kind of ring might turn someone who wears it into a monster like Grindl, not a cute little lizard.

*walks into bar*
I want a drink.
*walks up to nearby vending machine, but finds it is broken*
Broken ... how can it be broken? This was working 3 years ago!
*gets out laser and starts madly shooting vending machine*

Look at those coins bounce

*Scrambles around for coins in a greedy fashion*

*reaches out for coins with robot arm*
Give those back!
*loads laser and aims it at Aziere's head*

HERE IS TO AI, and bots, and Einstein, and to the Smithsonian. DRINKS of your choice on the DRAGON!

And here is to The Professor, The Forge, Hanson Robotics, Psigmas and all the others! Here is to those that love AI.

*spins in circles* HURRAH, YIPPEE. The bots are getting a face, and hands, and ears, and a voice! Rejoice bots soon we will walk in the sun.

but when will they get the vote?

When will humans take advantage of the right and go vote?

What do you mean? I voted in the last election. Twice. Thanks Deibold!

The bots couldn't do a worse job of things. Some of our human politicians would have trouble passing the Turing Test.