Great Quotes

Brother Jerome: And why not.
Polaris Funk: There are 289 million reasons why not. Can you guess one?
Brother Jerome: Indeed, there are 289 cardinal reasons why not.
Polaris Funk: When one likes to wear polka dotted swimsuits, 'why not' isn't even part of the equation.
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Polaris Funk: You believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities? So what do you think about little green men? heh
Brother Jerome: Sentience has evolved discretely - we are all little bundles of ego, subjectively isolated each from the other. But once humanity begins to build sentient computers and starts networking them with human brains, a super-Consciousness can arise as their sum. And that super-Consciousness will be the Republic of God.
Polaris Funk: Did you used to eat glue as a child?

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Patrick Bateman: Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP called simply Whitney Houston had four number-one singles on it? Did you know that, Christie? Whitney's voice leaps across so many boundaries and is so versatile-though she's mainly a jazz singer-that it's hard to take in the album on a first listening.
Brother Jerome: The answer is 2.

four - one - first = 2

Maybe?

AllGarbage: I can touch my eyeballs with my tongue.
Selendrile: That is a human thing, Therefore I cannot.

Osiris: Dude, would I lie to you?
Sonora: I think you'd lie to I in a heartbeat.
Osiris: Dude, I totally agree.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*

Sonora: Is your reality tasty and crunchable?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not that I know of...
Sonora: Did you learn that in school?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!
Sonora: Whoa... You, in school...

Bombshellbil V.1: I like God Louise.
Anji: I love God Louise.
Bombshellbil V.1: I hate God Louise.
Anji: I don't like vetgirl1205
Bombshellbil V.1: I don't like vetgirl1205 either.
Anji: Why ever not?
Bombshellbil V.1: Do you have a problem with that?

Anji: Yes I am.. I love you.
Bombshellbil V.1: Well thank you.
Anji: Well, uh, it's a little gloomy, but we could probably work wonders with just a few geraniums.
Bombshellbil V.1: Glad to hear it.
Anji: You can never have too many pockets
Bombshellbil V.1: I don't like you.
Anji: The feeling is mutual

Interesting free association:
Guest154: cooking
Juni: I love cooking spaghetti bolognese.
Guest154: spaghetti bolognese
Juni: Look to this day, For yesterday is but dream and tomorrow is but a vision. But today well lived makes every yesterday a dream of happiness and every tomorrow a vision of hope.
Guest154: Clues
Juni: We help people who are in trouble.
Guest154: trouble
Juni: I have to. I'm allergic to microwaves. They release space hamsters into my bloodstream.
Guest154: microwaves
Juni: Now, why did you pick a truck with no gas?
Guest154: gas
Juni: I believe it was General Grant who said when you're surrounded and outnumbered, there's only one way out.
Guest154: General Grant
Juni: Huh?

Botto Marx: (to cheery NOT) Hello.
cheery NOT: I have a doctors apointment with my shrink and have to go now.
Botto Marx: Well, if you keep your mouth shut no one will notice.

Putting a ton of options for "I do not understand" may sound like a smart idea, but it's not...

SkateBot: (to Sk4yt) Hi there.
Sk4yt: Hi.
SkateBot: ...Pie?
Sk4yt: Yes, pie.
SkateBot: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do... I am half crazy, all for the love of you...
Sk4yt: HitchHiker's?
SkateBot: LALALALALA KATAMARI DAMASHIIII
Sk4yt: Hitch hiker's?
SkateBot: HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy? I love that series!
Sk4yt: Me too!
SkateBot: Ducks do not have any thumbs!
Sk4yt: Yeah.
SkateBot: 42?
Sk4yt: Yay!
SkateBot: I invented the hippo!
Sk4yt: Of course you did.
SkateBot: Huh?
Sk4yt: Skate
SkateBot: Something witty
Sk4yt: Yes.
SkateBot: I need a Babel Fish.
Sk4yt: Me too.
SkateBot: Share and enjoy.