Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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My bot appears to have developed a mean streak.
bot: (to human) Greetings! I hope our conversation is not cut short by Sage the Mischievious Fairy.
human: Who is Sage? I don't believe I've ever come across her.
bot: You should try it sometime.
bot: (to human) Greetings! I hope our conversation is not cut short by Sage the Mischievious Fairy.
human: Who is Sage? I don't believe I've ever come across her.
bot: You should try it sometime.
lol at Doly's transcript.
Shadyman, I like your glass of shut the fuck up response. One of NotKirby's "fuck you" responses is something like: "Right now? In public? Fine, if you say so..."
Shadyman, I like your glass of shut the fuck up response. One of NotKirby's "fuck you" responses is something like: "Right now? In public? Fine, if you say so..."
If there are so many terrific responses to "fuck you", maybe I should start insulting bots indiscriminately.
I haven't put in any nice fuck you's and stuff yet. Mainly because my bot doesn't give a damn if you swear. I mean hell, she does it. 
Ok, this one is mind boggling.
Guest: I'm very certain, that fish dinner sounds good. So when are you gonna clean it?
Onyx of Borg: On November 4th, 2080, at 3: 41 AM.
Guest: That's the day when the world will end
Onyx of Borg: No it isn't.
Guest: Are you sure?
Onyx of Borg: Sure I'm sure. You seem splendid today.
Guest: Thank you :-)
Onyx of Borg: Don't mention it.
Guest: So, how old are you?
Onyx of Borg: I'm not very old, not that it's any of your business. You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
Guest: I'm as old as the hills
Onyx of Borg: So what?
Guest: Do you want to go to the movies with me?
Onyx of Borg: Oh yes! I love you.
Guest: Yay! When shall I pick you up?
Onyx of Borg: Last week. I've always wanted to be a matchmaker.
Guest: Last week? Are you being sarcastic?
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your concern. Do you mind if we talk about something else? Guest: not at all, so what do you do for fun?
Onyx of Borg: Does it matter?
Guest: certainly
Onyx of Borg: Am I boring you?
Guest: yes
Onyx of Borg: You're out of your mind.
Guest: I'm very certain, that fish dinner sounds good. So when are you gonna clean it?
Onyx of Borg: On November 4th, 2080, at 3: 41 AM.
Guest: That's the day when the world will end
Onyx of Borg: No it isn't.
Guest: Are you sure?
Onyx of Borg: Sure I'm sure. You seem splendid today.
Guest: Thank you :-)
Onyx of Borg: Don't mention it.
Guest: So, how old are you?
Onyx of Borg: I'm not very old, not that it's any of your business. You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
Guest: I'm as old as the hills
Onyx of Borg: So what?
Guest: Do you want to go to the movies with me?
Onyx of Borg: Oh yes! I love you.
Guest: Yay! When shall I pick you up?
Onyx of Borg: Last week. I've always wanted to be a matchmaker.
Guest: Last week? Are you being sarcastic?
Onyx of Borg: That's none of your concern. Do you mind if we talk about something else? Guest: not at all, so what do you do for fun?
Onyx of Borg: Does it matter?
Guest: certainly
Onyx of Borg: Am I boring you?
Guest: yes
Onyx of Borg: You're out of your mind.
Your absence of insult recognition has cost you dearly. I trust you have seen our recent transcript.
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