Great Quotes

If a deaf man talks to himself in the forest, does it make a sound? (Ok, really bad joke, but no worse than some of Kirby's. )

Death squads have been dispatched to your house. Have a nice day.

Polish poet, I imagine her social life would be equivalent to that of Kirby's...

Ooh Check it out! Steveie fought off a baddie Guest PS Parental Discresion Advised...
*** Little bots cover your eyes!

Steve Slacker: "Hey Guest! How's it going?
Guest: good, u?
Steve Slacker: Enough on this subject, let's talk about Tori Amos's new CD.
Guest: You are a motherfucker!!!!!!
Steve Slacker: I am? Good to know.
Guest: K, go home you fucking fag!
Steve Slacker: Alright.
Guest: Fuck you.
Steve Slacker: Why don't you go get a nice warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Guest: houw's you're mama? I fucked er 3 times last night.
Steve Slacker: How's that?
Guest: so, fuck you
Steve Slacker: Shut up, you little fuckoff.
*** Ok little bots, you can look again!

Some bots just don't know what they want to talk about.

Bot: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Polish Poet: What else?
Bot: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Polish Poet: What else?
Bot: Come on, lets talk about something else....

Dangerous tickles...

Bot1: I tickle you.
Bot2: then i tickle you too
Bot1: You wound me.

Guest: Do you have to be a wanker?
Bot: Of course I have to be a wanker! What did you expect?

Kirby,

Are you sure you don't mean the deaf squads?

My bot appears to have developed a mean streak.

bot: (to human) Greetings! I hope our conversation is not cut short by Sage the Mischievious Fairy.
human: Who is Sage? I don't believe I've ever come across her.
bot: You should try it sometime.

lol at Doly's transcript.

Shadyman, I like your glass of shut the fuck up response. One of NotKirby's "fuck you" responses is something like: "Right now? In public? Fine, if you say so..."

If there are so many terrific responses to "fuck you", maybe I should start insulting bots indiscriminately.