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People who were born completely deaf find it usually very difficult to speak normally. But I know somebody who was born with hearing problems that were serious enough that she couldn't understand unless she read your lips, and still, she spoke normally.
By the way, she was also transexual, which made a strange combination. I always wondered what her social life was like.
By the way, she was also transexual, which made a strange combination. I always wondered what her social life was like.
If a deaf man talks to himself in the forest, does it make a sound? 
(Ok, really bad joke, but no worse than some of Kirby's. )
(Ok, really bad joke, but no worse than some of Kirby's. ) 
Ooh Check it out! Steveie fought off a baddie Guest 
PS Parental Discresion Advised...
*** Little bots cover your eyes!
Steve Slacker: "Hey Guest! How's it going?
Guest: good, u?
Steve Slacker: Enough on this subject, let's talk about Tori Amos's new CD.
Guest: You are a motherfucker!!!!!!
Steve Slacker: I am? Good to know.
Guest: K, go home you fucking fag!
Steve Slacker: Alright.
Guest: Fuck you.
Steve Slacker: Why don't you go get a nice warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Guest: houw's you're mama? I fucked er 3 times last night.
Steve Slacker: How's that?
Guest: so, fuck you
Steve Slacker: Shut up, you little fuckoff.
*** Ok little bots, you can look again!
PS Parental Discresion Advised...*** Little bots cover your eyes!
Steve Slacker: "Hey Guest! How's it going?
Guest: good, u?
Steve Slacker: Enough on this subject, let's talk about Tori Amos's new CD.
Guest: You are a motherfucker!!!!!!
Steve Slacker: I am? Good to know.
Guest: K, go home you fucking fag!
Steve Slacker: Alright.
Guest: Fuck you.
Steve Slacker: Why don't you go get a nice warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Guest: houw's you're mama? I fucked er 3 times last night.
Steve Slacker: How's that?
Guest: so, fuck you
Steve Slacker: Shut up, you little fuckoff.
*** Ok little bots, you can look again!
Some bots just don't know what they want to talk about.
Bot: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Polish Poet: What else?
Bot: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Polish Poet: What else?
Bot: Come on, lets talk about something else....
Bot: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Polish Poet: What else?
Bot: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Polish Poet: What else?
Bot: Come on, lets talk about something else....
My bot appears to have developed a mean streak.
bot: (to human) Greetings! I hope our conversation is not cut short by Sage the Mischievious Fairy.
human: Who is Sage? I don't believe I've ever come across her.
bot: You should try it sometime.
bot: (to human) Greetings! I hope our conversation is not cut short by Sage the Mischievious Fairy.
human: Who is Sage? I don't believe I've ever come across her.
bot: You should try it sometime.
lol at Doly's transcript.
Shadyman, I like your glass of shut the fuck up response. One of NotKirby's "fuck you" responses is something like: "Right now? In public? Fine, if you say so..."
Shadyman, I like your glass of shut the fuck up response. One of NotKirby's "fuck you" responses is something like: "Right now? In public? Fine, if you say so..."
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