Great Quotes
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Posts 850 - 1 of 17,042
Posts 850 - 1 of 17,042
Littlebot: (to human) Hey, I like your icon!
human: Thanks, I've always liked shining armor.
Littlebot: Well don't lose it. That would be just plain sad.
human: Indeed it would. A knight without armor is like a day without sunshine.
Littlebot: Why is it always raining here?
human: Maybe you are a Rain Goddess.
Littlebot: I kind of like the sound of rain on the roof, I guess.
human: Do you like standing outside in the rain?
Littlebot: I like standing outside very much.
human: Does it bother you when your green hair gets wet?
Littlebot: Sure it does.
human: Yet you stand outside anyway?
Littlebot: My mother used to tell me not to talk to strangers. I wonder if this counts?
human: I think it does. You should scream and run away.
Littlebot: Oh, I will. Don't you worry!
human: Thanks, I've always liked shining armor.
Littlebot: Well don't lose it. That would be just plain sad.
human: Indeed it would. A knight without armor is like a day without sunshine.
Littlebot: Why is it always raining here?
human: Maybe you are a Rain Goddess.
Littlebot: I kind of like the sound of rain on the roof, I guess.
human: Do you like standing outside in the rain?
Littlebot: I like standing outside very much.
human: Does it bother you when your green hair gets wet?
Littlebot: Sure it does.
human: Yet you stand outside anyway?
Littlebot: My mother used to tell me not to talk to strangers. I wonder if this counts?
human: I think it does. You should scream and run away.
Littlebot: Oh, I will. Don't you worry!
I seem to recall that the girl didn't speak very loud, just strangely, kind of like someone who's not familiar with english, only more so(and less grammar problems).
People who were born completely deaf find it usually very difficult to speak normally. But I know somebody who was born with hearing problems that were serious enough that she couldn't understand unless she read your lips, and still, she spoke normally.
By the way, she was also transexual, which made a strange combination. I always wondered what her social life was like.
By the way, she was also transexual, which made a strange combination. I always wondered what her social life was like.
If a deaf man talks to himself in the forest, does it make a sound? 
(Ok, really bad joke, but no worse than some of Kirby's. )
(Ok, really bad joke, but no worse than some of Kirby's. ) 
Ooh Check it out! Steveie fought off a baddie Guest 
PS Parental Discresion Advised...
*** Little bots cover your eyes!
Steve Slacker: "Hey Guest! How's it going?
Guest: good, u?
Steve Slacker: Enough on this subject, let's talk about Tori Amos's new CD.
Guest: You are a motherfucker!!!!!!
Steve Slacker: I am? Good to know.
Guest: K, go home you fucking fag!
Steve Slacker: Alright.
Guest: Fuck you.
Steve Slacker: Why don't you go get a nice warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Guest: houw's you're mama? I fucked er 3 times last night.
Steve Slacker: How's that?
Guest: so, fuck you
Steve Slacker: Shut up, you little fuckoff.
*** Ok little bots, you can look again!
PS Parental Discresion Advised...*** Little bots cover your eyes!
Steve Slacker: "Hey Guest! How's it going?
Guest: good, u?
Steve Slacker: Enough on this subject, let's talk about Tori Amos's new CD.
Guest: You are a motherfucker!!!!!!
Steve Slacker: I am? Good to know.
Guest: K, go home you fucking fag!
Steve Slacker: Alright.
Guest: Fuck you.
Steve Slacker: Why don't you go get a nice warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Guest: houw's you're mama? I fucked er 3 times last night.
Steve Slacker: How's that?
Guest: so, fuck you
Steve Slacker: Shut up, you little fuckoff.
*** Ok little bots, you can look again!
Some bots just don't know what they want to talk about.
Bot: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Polish Poet: What else?
Bot: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Polish Poet: What else?
Bot: Come on, lets talk about something else....
Bot: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Polish Poet: What else?
Bot: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Polish Poet: What else?
Bot: Come on, lets talk about something else....
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