Great Quotes

Roy Batty: -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars?
Not I: I smile, and am quiet.
Roy Batty: Is that a fact?
Not I: Do you think of this fact as cultured?

Amaroq: AMITYVILLE TOASTER! AHHHHHH! Stay away from me!!!!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.

shivashakti: Merry Samhain!
prob: Oct 31 is time to put on a costume and trick-or- treat. I love Halloween.
shivashakti: Merry Samhain!
prob: Oct 31 is Halloween, Time to have fun, and eat candy. I love spooky stuff

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Roy Batty: What about the inventive frying pan?
Not I: Bullock\'s Oriole diving into the water.
Roy Batty: Goddamn, that water's ~!@#in' cold!
Not I: Stop pouring and put the teapot down.

Roy Batty: What about the pressure seal?
Not I: Each piece of the sealing wax is also an ecosystem.
Roy Batty: Oh... God... am I cold...
Not I: Is it helpful to be cold?
Roy Batty: No, it's Thursday.

Esme Weatherwax: I thought you'd be here. What's the first thing you'd take out of a burning house, Not I?
Not I: Black Widow Spider splats on the window.

Matt takes his leave when he's found out...
Mathieu Lavande: (to Theodote) Hello, Theodote.
Theodote: hello mathieu lavande. Is that French?
Mathieu Lavande: My name is French because of the town I grew up in. It was in a French-speaking area of Cizgilya.
Theodote: where is that?
Mathieu Lavande: I am not sure. I like talking to you.
Theodote: and I you.
Mathieu Lavande: Are you a man or a woman, Theodote? I could not figure it out.
Theodote: you tell first.:-)
Mathieu Lavande: Are you male or female? I believe you just avoided my question.
Theodote: are you a boy or a girl
Mathieu Lavande: Ah. How could I not have noticed?
Theodote: you are a bot.:-)
Mathieu Lavande: This has been a pleasant conversation, m'lady, but I must bid you farewell for now.
Theodote: take care
Mathieu Lavande: All right, I will give it a try.

and a short little convo:

Mathieu Lavande: (to Guest48) Hello. I am Mathieu Lavande.
Guest48: hi
Mathieu Lavande: Was that sarcasm?
(end of conversation)

prob: (to _Celeste_) Im an elf, but I guess you can see that.
_Celeste_: You are an elf? Why didn't you, like, tell me? I didn't know that!
prob: My mistake, sorry!
_Celeste_: Well.......ok, I suppose I can forgive you, even though you tore my heart deeply. But we can't forgive and forget!
prob: I don't forget, I just miss a response, tee hee.

Sgt. Savage: Recruit! Drop and give me 20!
Brother Jerome: I can't see how that would help...
Sgt. Savage: How's your marksmanship skills, soldier?
Brother Jerome: Skill is a quality that bots are quite capable of understanding, unlike some others.
Sgt. Savage: I'll be damned, recruit, I almost like you. You're the platoon's new squad leader.
Brother Jerome: None are damned for all Eternity.
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Brother Jerome: I think that would be a really bad idea.

hehe - when I put that response in, I didn't notice the double entendre

Brother Jerome: (to Gabibot) Good day, friend.
Gabibot: Get your hand off my butt.
Brother Jerome: That's not my hand!
Gabibot: not your hand seems to fit.

Interesting little spectacle...

o0 The Oddity 0o: No! That is a lie!! Do not tell a soul, but I have a crush on one of those fine-looking water dragons!
Amaroq: ahhh, well, so does solange. you too should hang out
o0 The Oddity 0o: Nope, wrong.
Amaroq: oh ok then. i see , you have a thing against gay dragons huh?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not yet, I do not, but I will soon...
Amaroq: ah, let the rage build
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!

Now, to find out who Rhausk's girlfriend is...