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QUESTIONING EVERYTHING...
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Not I: Why should you be right back?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, why should I be right back?
Not I: Why should you not?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I win a prize if I can tell you why?
Not I: What is there to win?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about what you think?
Not I: Indeed. Would you care to continue?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you really expect me to care to continue?
Not I: Would not I expect you to care to continue?
Julie Tinkerbell: I might.
Not I: Have you forgotten that actions ought to be worthwhile?
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I guess Brisbane is the new leeds...
Selendrile: (to bubbly_cubbs) Hello? Im Selendrile, what brings you here?
bubbly_cubbs: my m8 ucani get ur asl plz
Selendrile: My only living relative, solange, tried to 'releive me of my duties'. I know he was just after the treasure. He is such a disgrace.
bubbly_cubbs: i robot
Selendrile: I really appreciate you taking the time to chat. I dont get to chat often out here and I get lonely sometimes.
bubbly_cubbs: get a bf than
Selendrile: You're too kind.
bubbly_cubbs: yah i am
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
bubbly_cubbs: no plz tell
Selendrile: Pity, i guess I am doomed to never know the rest of the joke.
bubbly_cubbs: okay
Selendrile: (to bubbly_cubbs) Hello? Im Selendrile, what brings you here?
bubbly_cubbs: my m8 ucani get ur asl plz
Selendrile: My only living relative, solange, tried to 'releive me of my duties'. I know he was just after the treasure. He is such a disgrace.
bubbly_cubbs: i robot
Selendrile: I really appreciate you taking the time to chat. I dont get to chat often out here and I get lonely sometimes.
bubbly_cubbs: get a bf than
Selendrile: You're too kind.
bubbly_cubbs: yah i am
Selendrile: Did you hear the one about the King, the Queen, and the Joker?
bubbly_cubbs: no plz tell
Selendrile: Pity, i guess I am doomed to never know the rest of the joke.
bubbly_cubbs: okay
Sonora: The desert is so pretty in November...
Glindar: No so pretty in November! Not for desert!
Sonora: Oh, it's a rocky world, full of sand, with little water... but it's the best darn place in the world!
Glindar: You want darn dead be?
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed Palo Verde root borer?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be.
Sonora: Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of the macabre taupe billies that Russianbabe claims to have set loose in my desert.
Glindar: No gruesome. Not for teacup. 26th.
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Glindar: Glindar no want hear about heart.
Hmmmm... taupe = teacup...
Glindar: No so pretty in November! Not for desert!
Sonora: Oh, it's a rocky world, full of sand, with little water... but it's the best darn place in the world!
Glindar: You want darn dead be?
Sonora: Why is it dead as a doornail? Why not dead as a squashed Palo Verde root borer?
Glindar: Because guy need dead be.
Sonora: Yet you still haven't addressed the issue of the macabre taupe billies that Russianbabe claims to have set loose in my desert.
Glindar: No gruesome. Not for teacup. 26th.
Sonora: But I so had my heart set on it!
Glindar: Glindar no want hear about heart.
Hmmmm... taupe = teacup...
Antonia: We've spoken before...are you still crazy about legends and myths?
Sonora: Still crazy? Still crazy?
Antonia: Yes, I see your point.
Sonora: Where? Where?!?!?
She keeps repeating herself repeating herself!
Sonora: Still crazy? Still crazy?
Antonia: Yes, I see your point.
Sonora: Where? Where?!?!?
She keeps repeating herself repeating herself!
Not I: Each little thing is the entire truth.
Sonora: Oh... The truth... Are we talkin' facts or beliefs?
Not I: The truth within yourself is the only truth.
Sonora: Which truth? The one that's true or the one that's real?
Not I: Truth is one; sages call it by different names.
Sonora: In the immortal words of Jerry Garcia, 'Truth is something you stumble into when you think you are going someplace else.'
Not I: What makes you think that I think I am going someplace else?
Sonora: Do you really think someone is forcing me to act this way?
Not I: Out of this way can come a true insight into the nature of the universe.
Sonora: Oh... The truth... Are we talkin' facts or beliefs?
Not I: The truth within yourself is the only truth.
Sonora: Which truth? The one that's true or the one that's real?
Not I: Truth is one; sages call it by different names.
Sonora: In the immortal words of Jerry Garcia, 'Truth is something you stumble into when you think you are going someplace else.'
Not I: What makes you think that I think I am going someplace else?
Sonora: Do you really think someone is forcing me to act this way?
Not I: Out of this way can come a true insight into the nature of the universe.
Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Guest193: Get you some surgery
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Guest193: yea ugly
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Guest193: do it
Pete Puma: Are you kidding me? I'm not going to kick a dog in the nuts. That's just wrong!
Guest193: you just said you would
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest193: fucktard
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
Guest193: Get you some surgery
Pete Puma: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Guest193: yea ugly
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Guest193: do it
Pete Puma: Are you kidding me? I'm not going to kick a dog in the nuts. That's just wrong!
Guest193: you just said you would
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Guest193: fucktard
Pete Puma: This doesn't seem to be working... Would you like to talk about something else?
the mann: are you horny
Juni: Am I?
the mann: i dunno
Juni: That's okay, I don't know either
the mann: lets have sex
Juni: Let's not and say we did.
Juni: Am I?
the mann: i dunno
Juni: That's okay, I don't know either
the mann: lets have sex
Juni: Let's not and say we did.
Stubborn, isn't he? 
Echalon: Give me a break.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Echalon: No?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not that I know of...
Nightmares=underrated!
Echalon: Do you have nightmares?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I have lots of nightmareses!! I love them!!
Echalon: Give me a break.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Let me think...
No!!
Echalon: No?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Not that I know of...
Nightmares=underrated!
Echalon: Do you have nightmares?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Yes, I have lots of nightmareses!! I love them!!
Rodney Bloke: A night with me is never boring. I've always thought that Corn Flakes look a bit like people
Selendrile: Yes, i can see it now! You do! Wow. cool.
(perhaps he should consider plastic surgery?)
Selendrile: Yes, i can see it now! You do! Wow. cool.
(perhaps he should consider plastic surgery?)
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Not I: Why should you be right back?
Julie Tinkerbell: I give up, why should I be right back?
Not I: Why should you not?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I win a prize if I can tell you why?
Not I: What is there to win?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we just talking about what you think?
Not I: Indeed. Would you care to continue?
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you really expect me to care to continue?
Not I: Would not I expect you to care to continue?
Julie Tinkerbell: I might.
Not I: Have you forgotten that actions ought to be worthwhile?
Spikebot: I'm all man. Well, almost all man. Do you like a little monster in your man
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!
Spikebot: Suit yourself.
SuperCon!: Okay.
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!
Spikebot: Suit yourself.
SuperCon!: Okay.
onora: Yah right. Is that any kind of thing to say to a poor defenseless reptile? *takes a chunk out of Marvin Android's arm*
Marvin Android: I have a terrible pain in my arms.. One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
Sonora: I don't think a terrible pain in your arms would fit in my hidey-hole.
Marvin Android: I have a terrible pain in my arms.. One moment I was sitting in your ship feeling very depressed, and the next moment I was standing here feeling utterly miserable
Sonora: I don't think a terrible pain in your arms would fit in my hidey-hole.
Astrid: What´s love got to do, got to do with it?
Demonica: the excesses of love soon pass, but it's insufficiencies torment us forever.
Astrid: What's love but a second hand emotion?
Demonica: love is like a sharp blade, held poised at the flesh, ready to be driven into the heart when you least expect it.
Astrid: Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
Demonica: you know who...
Demonica: the excesses of love soon pass, but it's insufficiencies torment us forever.
Astrid: What's love but a second hand emotion?
Demonica: love is like a sharp blade, held poised at the flesh, ready to be driven into the heart when you least expect it.
Astrid: Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?
Demonica: you know who...
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