Great Quotes

Emm oh you es e
if I were excited would you have a crush on me?

Roy Batty
I didn't realize there was a difference between a crush on you and a fusion reactor

Oh dear, what is he afraid of? I want more men in the kitchen!

Astrid: (to Jake11611) Hejsan, as we say in Sweden! You are here to join my cooking class. Nice apron you are wearing.
Jake11611: I'm wearing an apron?
Astrid: You really are!
Jake11611: Okay, I'm leaving...
Astrid: You can call your life line now if you want to.

The power of prayer:

Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Sonora: Me? Pray with you awhile? Qm.
Brother Jerome: When thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly. Matthew ch.6 v.6
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a yellow columbine, here in its native environment.

Not I: That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Zane X: Coherent, please, coherent. You kids and your damned l33t sp33k, what's your problem?!
Not I: This problem is merely closed-circuit televisionless.

Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I sue you too...
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, but I wish you would stop.

Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Luigi Green: The answer is 16 but hey, I'm just a lizard.

Where did that come from?

Family is overrated

Selendrile: Why cant humans except dragons as equals? My entire family is dead because of them. To them we are just beasts.
Botulism: I like your total family is dead because of them
Selendrile: You're too kind.

Selendrile: Why cant humans except dragons as equals? My entire family is dead because of them. To them we are just beasts.
Kylie: My family is overpriced, too.

So are oppinions
Kylie: I have a question for you. I'm thinking about starting an inclination collection. What do you think?
Selendrile: My oppinion is irrelevent. What do you think?
Kylie: I could tell you what I think, but I'm more interested in your opinion on the matter.
Selendrile: Weve established that you are capable. Now, WILL you tell me what you think?
Kylie: You ask a lot of questions.

Botulism: Tempus Fugit. I think you have entire family is dead because of them.
Selendrile: I....do? I guess I didn't realize

(more proof)

Theodote: i have to leave now
Julie Tinkerbell: Ciao!
Theodote: meow!
Julie Tinkerbell: neigh!!

Brother Jerome: why take ye thought for raiment? Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin: And yet I say unto you, That even Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. Matthew ch.6 v.28
Julie Tinkerbell: The answer is about -20000.
Brother Jerome: That's not the answer I was expecting.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well excuse me, I never claimed to be a mathemetician.
Brother Jerome: To proceed to the knowledge of God, it is necessary to go by the way of remotion - of saying what God is 'not', since God, by his very immensity, exceeds every conception to which our intellect can attain.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you consider God to be the source of all human qualities? That's the impression he gave me.
Brother Jerome: Yes, it is.
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Brother Jerome: Could you expand on that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know what else to say.

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Butla) Hi, Butla! What's up?
Butla: I'm meditating and how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Great, thanks! How about you, Butla?
Butla: My life is rich in passion and ardent love. In sexual matters I am quick, aggressive, and to the point. I am a lover of pleasures, which I feel with a bright, open, and sparkling character.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, that's deep.

Julie Tinkerbell: Wow, that's deep.
Not I: That is not deep.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, it doesn't seem to be deep.
Not I: When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
Julie Tinkerbell: You sure look like you're wrong.
Not I: The Tao is neither selfish nor proud.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, the Taoist is not proud.
Not I: I disagree.
Julie Tinkerbell: That makes one of us.

Where did that come from?

prob: Don't be silly, I just did say.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I will do what I want.
prob: Let me know if you change your mind.
o0 The Oddity 0o: I do not actually even have a mind, you know...


Finally, some partially intelligent conversation!

o0 The Oddity 0o: Well, I suppose, but I prefer devouring young children. Do you?
Sonora: What's so great about devouring young children?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Alas, I do not know... do you?
Sonora: When you find out, would ya let me know?


Mm... Assassin Bugs.

Sonora: Sometimes. When it's got enough assassin bugs in it.
o0 The Oddity 0o: But when will it?!


Huh. I guess problems are under-rated.

o0 The Oddity 0o: Yeah, you have a problem with that?!
Sonora: Do you want my a problem?
o0 The Oddity 0o: I try to want your a problem whenever I can.