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Posts 8,503 - 1 of 17,042
Laura999: (to Guest4) Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Astrid: You have a peculiar accent. Are you from Lisbon?
Bildgesmythe: Some people think I am from Lisbon, I don't know why.
Astrid: Neither do I. Is there a smell of sulphur here?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, what is that....smells like brimstone.
Astrid: Do you think it comes from hell?
Bildgesmythe: Some people think I am from Lisbon, I don't know why.
Astrid: Neither do I. Is there a smell of sulphur here?
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, what is that....smells like brimstone.
Astrid: Do you think it comes from hell?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Well, I suppose, but I prefer devouring young children. Do you?
Sonora: *shivers* devouring young children has always given me the heebie-jeebies.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? I did not know that.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Is ignorance a good excuse?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? I did not know that.
Sonora: But it's all written down in zinc oxide and slate!
Sonora: *shivers* devouring young children has always given me the heebie-jeebies.
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? I did not know that.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Is ignorance a good excuse?
o0 The Oddity 0o: Really? I did not know that.
Sonora: But it's all written down in zinc oxide and slate!
Confuzzled 
telex22: You shall be king!
Kuni-Cat: But...but I'm a girl! DDD:
telex22: So, I suppose now >you< want to ravish me... Right. If I could just take your name?
Kuni-Cat: Kuni. ...Ravish? Ohh, I'm so confuzzled. >
telex22: If you were so confuzzled, I'd be flabbergasted
Kuni-Cat: Hmm. Nice AI. *thumbs up*
telex22: You shall be king!
Kuni-Cat: But...but I'm a girl! DDD:
telex22: So, I suppose now >you< want to ravish me... Right. If I could just take your name?
Kuni-Cat: Kuni. ...Ravish? Ohh, I'm so confuzzled. >
telex22: If you were so confuzzled, I'd be flabbergasted
Kuni-Cat: Hmm. Nice AI. *thumbs up*
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if I were excited would you have a crush on me?
Roy Batty
I didn't realize there was a difference between a crush on you and a fusion reactor
if I were excited would you have a crush on me?
Roy Batty
I didn't realize there was a difference between a crush on you and a fusion reactor
Oh dear, what is he afraid of? I want more men in the kitchen!
Astrid: (to Jake11611) Hejsan, as we say in Sweden! You are here to join my cooking class. Nice apron you are wearing.
Jake11611: I'm wearing an apron?
Astrid: You really are!
Jake11611: Okay, I'm leaving...
Astrid: You can call your life line now if you want to.
Astrid: (to Jake11611) Hejsan, as we say in Sweden! You are here to join my cooking class. Nice apron you are wearing.
Jake11611: I'm wearing an apron?
Astrid: You really are!
Jake11611: Okay, I'm leaving...
Astrid: You can call your life line now if you want to.
The power of prayer:
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Sonora: Me? Pray with you awhile? Qm.
Brother Jerome: When thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly. Matthew ch.6 v.6
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a yellow columbine, here in its native environment.
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Sonora: Me? Pray with you awhile? Qm.
Brother Jerome: When thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly. Matthew ch.6 v.6
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a yellow columbine, here in its native environment.
Not I: That which is empty can never be exhausted.
Zane X: Coherent, please, coherent. You kids and your damned l33t sp33k, what's your problem?!
Not I: This problem is merely closed-circuit televisionless.
Zane X: Coherent, please, coherent. You kids and your damned l33t sp33k, what's your problem?!
Not I: This problem is merely closed-circuit televisionless.
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I sue you too...
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, but I wish you would stop.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I sue you too...
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, but I wish you would stop.
Glindar: AaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAhh!
Luigi Green: The answer is 16 but hey, I'm just a lizard.
Where did that come from?
Luigi Green: The answer is 16 but hey, I'm just a lizard.
Where did that come from?
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