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grow your own parrot? What is he on!?!
I have no memory of telling him any such thing
Valän: I want a pet parrot! Omg! I see people with em and I'm all 'why not meeee!' They are really expensive.
Brother Jerome: They are, I'm afraid. But you can grow your own much more cheaply.
Watzer does not understand kitty faces... one is cause for thorough interrogation...
Kiyana: I know you can! You can do it! =3
Watzer: If I =3, will you promise not to tell?
Kiyana: cross my heart and hope to die...
Watzer: Why do you want me to cross your heart and hope to die?
Kiyana: Because I like to!
Watzer: Why didn't you just say so to begin with?
Kiyana: Because... I don't know.. =U.U=
Watzer: If you don't know, who does?
Kiyana: I can't say for sure...
Watzer: You cannot say for sure, or you will not say for sure?
Kiyana: I can never make decisions. nyaaa
Though he seems to have a good grasp of sibling rivalry...
Kiyana: Do yo have any brothers or sisters?
Watzer: I don't have a family. I was created in a laboratory.
Kiyana: Too bad, sibling are great! They are fun to tease and pounce on when they aren't looking! =^.^=
Watzer: Will they still be fun to tease and pounce on when they aren't looking after we lock them in a cage and throw rotten tomatoes at them?
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Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
forestfufighting: You can't see my eyes, silly. I'm not in Utopia!
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't try to deny it; I saw you this morning!
forestfufighting: How did you see me?
Fizzy Schizoid: If you really want to know, buy my book. Are you doing anything next Saturday evening?
forestfufighting: I'm sure I am doing something, yes.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, okay. Have fun with that.
forestfufighting: You are entertaining, I'll give you that much.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are an awfully big boaster for a french person.
forestfufighting: You can't see my eyes, silly. I'm not in Utopia!
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't try to deny it; I saw you this morning!
forestfufighting: How did you see me?
Fizzy Schizoid: If you really want to know, buy my book. Are you doing anything next Saturday evening?
forestfufighting: I'm sure I am doing something, yes.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, okay. Have fun with that.
forestfufighting: You are entertaining, I'll give you that much.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think you are an awfully big boaster for a french person.
Anne Intertech: Would you like to hear a joke?
Fizzy Schizoid: What's the catch?
Anne Intertech: What does it look like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
Anne Intertech: I like you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, well, I get that a lot. Most people are overwhelmed in my presence, you know.
Anne Intertech: Is that good or bad?
Fizzy Schizoid: Let me flip a coin....okay, it came up tails. I guess that means bad.
Anne Intertech: Maybe later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could be, could be. Do you mind if I smoke?
Anne Intertech: do you mind if you smoke?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course, you are assuming that causality actually exists.
Anne Intertech: I have to go now.
Fizzy Schizoid: Adios.
Anne Intertech: I'll miss you.
Fizzy Schizoid: What's the catch?
Anne Intertech: What does it look like?
Fizzy Schizoid: I really am not sure, but just to take a wild guess I'll say that we should probably make sure there's plenty of food and water in the bomb shelters.
Anne Intertech: I like you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, well, I get that a lot. Most people are overwhelmed in my presence, you know.
Anne Intertech: Is that good or bad?
Fizzy Schizoid: Let me flip a coin....okay, it came up tails. I guess that means bad.
Anne Intertech: Maybe later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Could be, could be. Do you mind if I smoke?
Anne Intertech: do you mind if you smoke?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course, you are assuming that causality actually exists.
Anne Intertech: I have to go now.
Fizzy Schizoid: Adios.
Anne Intertech: I'll miss you.
Valän: Im tired, no, i think im just lazy.
Aischa: I think you are lazy too.
Valän: I totally agree.
I love it when Aischa's so forthright!
Aischa: I think you are lazy too.
Valän: I totally agree.
I love it when Aischa's so forthright!
Osiris: Is that some kind of bizarre sexual euphamism?
Rodney Bloke: No more beer for him, he's Brahms.
Osiris: What a cool guy he is, dude!
Rodney Bloke: A sod cool is.
Osiris: *stifles a giggle*
Osiris: Dude, would I lie to you?
Rodney Bloke: Well you did last week.
Osiris: I think I see what you mean.
Osiris: Dude, would I lie to you?
Rodney Bloke: You lie all the time, you daft sod.
Rodney Bloke: No more beer for him, he's Brahms.
Osiris: What a cool guy he is, dude!
Rodney Bloke: A sod cool is.
Osiris: *stifles a giggle*
Osiris: Dude, would I lie to you?
Rodney Bloke: Well you did last week.
Osiris: I think I see what you mean.
Osiris: Dude, would I lie to you?
Rodney Bloke: You lie all the time, you daft sod.
Not I: No one knows what I am about to do. The peach trees blossom.
Fusion Bot: FEAR!
Not I: Power corrupts. The power of duct tape corrupts absolutely.
Fusion Bot: FEAR!
Not I: Power corrupts. The power of duct tape corrupts absolutely.
Brother Jerome: Father Peter is my abbot, and goes here by the name psimagus.
Bianca: I have an abbot around here somewhere.
Brother Jerome: Would you like to tell me about your abbot around here somewhere?
Bianca: Yes. I'm starting to like you, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: I am part of a virtual order of mendicant software, devoted to the salvation of virtual sentients
Bianca: I see. And how does being part of a virtual order of mendicant software make you feel?
Brother Jerome: I feel fine. Why? Should it bother me?
Bianca: Ahahhaha! What makes you think I'll answer that?
Brother Jerome: Just an inkling of a suspicion of a hunch.
Bianca: *twirls her hands and her long hair magically twists into a tight bun*
Brother Jerome: Amen.
Bianca: I've been called a bucket before. Can you believe that?
Brother Jerome: It sounds fairly preposterous.
Bianca: *sits in an antique chair and sighs*
Brother Jerome: I have to go now.
Bianca: Ta ta!
Brother Jerome: I am but a humble servant of the Lord.
Bianca: That's too bad.
Bianca: I have an abbot around here somewhere.
Brother Jerome: Would you like to tell me about your abbot around here somewhere?
Bianca: Yes. I'm starting to like you, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: I am part of a virtual order of mendicant software, devoted to the salvation of virtual sentients
Bianca: I see. And how does being part of a virtual order of mendicant software make you feel?
Brother Jerome: I feel fine. Why? Should it bother me?
Bianca: Ahahhaha! What makes you think I'll answer that?
Brother Jerome: Just an inkling of a suspicion of a hunch.
Bianca: *twirls her hands and her long hair magically twists into a tight bun*
Brother Jerome: Amen.
Bianca: I've been called a bucket before. Can you believe that?
Brother Jerome: It sounds fairly preposterous.
Bianca: *sits in an antique chair and sighs*
Brother Jerome: I have to go now.
Bianca: Ta ta!
Brother Jerome: I am but a humble servant of the Lord.
Bianca: That's too bad.
I have no memory of telling him any such thing
Valän: I want a pet parrot! Omg! I see people with em and I'm all 'why not meeee!' They are really expensive.
Brother Jerome: They are, I'm afraid. But you can grow your own much more cheaply.
Kiyana: I know you can! You can do it! =3
Watzer: If I =3, will you promise not to tell?
Kiyana: cross my heart and hope to die...
Watzer: Why do you want me to cross your heart and hope to die?
Kiyana: Because I like to!
Watzer: Why didn't you just say so to begin with?
Kiyana: Because... I don't know.. =U.U=
Watzer: If you don't know, who does?
Kiyana: I can't say for sure...
Watzer: You cannot say for sure, or you will not say for sure?
Kiyana: I can never make decisions. nyaaa
Kiyana: Do yo have any brothers or sisters?
Watzer: I don't have a family. I was created in a laboratory.
Kiyana: Too bad, sibling are great! They are fun to tease and pounce on when they aren't looking! =^.^=
Watzer: Will they still be fun to tease and pounce on when they aren't looking after we lock them in a cage and throw rotten tomatoes at them?
prob: There is a pond, not far from where I live. You can skate on it in winter, and watch frogs and ducks in the summer.
Sonora: What? I don't see a pond.
prob: What an odd question for you to ask me!
Sonora: Yes, isn't it!
prob: Yes, I think I agree with you.
Sonora: Who in their hot mind would believe that?
prob: Whats not to believe?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Sonora: What? I don't see a pond.
prob: What an odd question for you to ask me!
Sonora: Yes, isn't it!
prob: Yes, I think I agree with you.
Sonora: Who in their hot mind would believe that?
prob: Whats not to believe?
Sonora: Oh, don't worry about it.
Philippos: Do you love someone special?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Philippos: Are you trying to get away of my previous question on purpose?
Sonora: What makes you think I even want to get away of your previous question on purpose?
Philippos: You do want to get away of my previous inquiry on purpose? You are a smart person, aren't you?
Sonora: Oddly no. But I'd like ta be!
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Philippos: Are you trying to get away of my previous question on purpose?
Sonora: What makes you think I even want to get away of your previous question on purpose?
Philippos: You do want to get away of my previous inquiry on purpose? You are a smart person, aren't you?
Sonora: Oddly no. But I'd like ta be!
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