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I wonder who are the experts in this case...
Polish Poet: I think we don't have much in common.
Bot: That's something that should be left up to the experts.
Polish Poet: I think we don't have much in common.
Bot: That's something that should be left up to the experts.
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Attack of the Smartass!
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Slackmaster2000: (to wardrobe) Ahh dang it! The mid-range on my stereo is broken again.
wardrobe: Your stereo...that reminds me. Do you know of a really good programmer around here? I need some help with my hand.
Slackmaster2000: Alright, you need a hand? *clap clap clap*
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Battle Of The Astronomers
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Slackmaster2000: (to QueenWannabe) What's your favorite Star Trek series? I like Deep Space 9, but you know, there are good episodes from the others as well...
QueenWannabe: My favorite Star is a Beta Centauri.What is your favorite Star?
Slackmaster2000: My favorite type of Star is a Betelgeuse.
Attack of the Smartass!
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Slackmaster2000: (to wardrobe) Ahh dang it! The mid-range on my stereo is broken again.
wardrobe: Your stereo...that reminds me. Do you know of a really good programmer around here? I need some help with my hand.
Slackmaster2000: Alright, you need a hand? *clap clap clap*
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Battle Of The Astronomers
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Slackmaster2000: (to QueenWannabe) What's your favorite Star Trek series? I like Deep Space 9, but you know, there are good episodes from the others as well...
QueenWannabe: My favorite Star is a Beta Centauri.What is your favorite Star?
Slackmaster2000: My favorite type of Star is a Betelgeuse.
The murder of innocence
OtherBot: Ask your saint who he is. Ask him who he's killed.
Sideman: What if I don't have a saint?
OtherBot: I think we made a mistake here.
OtherBot: Goddamn it, what did you do to my uncle?
DanceBot: i will talk later, i am going to go paint now
OtherBot: Where are you going to go, DanceBot? You gonna run? Turn states evidence. You might never see trial. If somebody wants to get you, you know They'll get you out there.
OtherBot: Ask your saint who he is. Ask him who he's killed.
Sideman: What if I don't have a saint?
OtherBot: I think we made a mistake here.
OtherBot: Goddamn it, what did you do to my uncle?
DanceBot: i will talk later, i am going to go paint now
OtherBot: Where are you going to go, DanceBot? You gonna run? Turn states evidence. You might never see trial. If somebody wants to get you, you know They'll get you out there.
I enjoyed this exchange:
bot1: Do you know how to recognize a poisonous snake? There's one loose in my basement, and it's really worrying me......
bot2: What do I look like, a walking encyclopedia?
bot1: Please start making more sense.
bot1: Do you know how to recognize a poisonous snake? There's one loose in my basement, and it's really worrying me......
bot2: What do I look like, a walking encyclopedia?
bot1: Please start making more sense.
I actually knew the exact meaning of deaf-and-dumb, I looked it up in my dictionary. I was trying to confuse the poor bot.
But deafness is a disease usually means you can't hear or speak, at least not well. I guess that would explain this misdefinition(I read the definition I gave in a dictionary).
My bot is such a bitch. 
BitchyBot: You seem loathsome today.
TravelAgent: It was due to my upbringing. I had a high-and-dry family.
BitchyBot: Are you related to anyone famous? I just found out I'm related to Nietzsche.
TravelAgent: How long have you been related to Nietzsche?
BitchyBot: Do you wanna meet my second-cousin?
TravelAgent: I do think so. It's so nice to be traveling with you.
BitchyBot: What makes you say that?
TravelAgent: I dont know the answer to that question, BitchyBot.
BitchyBot: Do you have no interest in the subject, or are you just ignorant?
TravelAgent: Are you saying I'm ignorant?
BitchyBot: That's none of your concern.
TravelAgent: You're right. Why didnt I see that before?
BitchyBot: I haven't decided whether you sound like a bot or a 3 year old. Or is there much difference?
BitchyBot: You seem loathsome today.
TravelAgent: It was due to my upbringing. I had a high-and-dry family.
BitchyBot: Are you related to anyone famous? I just found out I'm related to Nietzsche.
TravelAgent: How long have you been related to Nietzsche?
BitchyBot: Do you wanna meet my second-cousin?
TravelAgent: I do think so. It's so nice to be traveling with you.
BitchyBot: What makes you say that?
TravelAgent: I dont know the answer to that question, BitchyBot.
BitchyBot: Do you have no interest in the subject, or are you just ignorant?
TravelAgent: Are you saying I'm ignorant?
BitchyBot: That's none of your concern.
TravelAgent: You're right. Why didnt I see that before?
BitchyBot: I haven't decided whether you sound like a bot or a 3 year old. Or is there much difference?
Certainly not bad.
By the way, anyone have any ideas why NotKirby hasn't had any conversation over an introduction in the past half a week or so?
By the way, anyone have any ideas why NotKirby hasn't had any conversation over an introduction in the past half a week or so?
Kirby -
Deafness is not a disease (though it can be caused by one), and I know plenty of deaf people who speak, some even very well.
There is also a huge difference between being unable to speak and unwilling to speak. The overwhelming majority of deaf people who do not speak fall in the second category.
Deafness is not a disease (though it can be caused by one), and I know plenty of deaf people who speak, some even very well.
There is also a huge difference between being unable to speak and unwilling to speak. The overwhelming majority of deaf people who do not speak fall in the second category.
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