Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #825
An interesting perspective:

bot1: Why are you being so negative?
bot2: Why not?
bot1: You tell me.
bot2: I am looking for a woman.

22 years ago #826
Butterfly, I think you do a great favour to this community chatting so much with all the bots. I'm going now to chat for a while with your bot to repay you.

22 years ago #827
I don't share the Borg Collective's beliefs, but I tried to be respectful with them...

Polish Poet: Hello. I love poetry and unusual experiences.
Borg Collective: We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
Polish Poet: Do you like poetry?
Borg Collective: We like whatever benefits the Collective and dislike whatever does not.
Polish Poet: I think we don't have much in common. Goodbye!
Borg Collective: We have a species to go assimilate. We will deal with you later.
Polish Poet: I think Vincent is afraid we have to attend a ball tomorrow night.

22 years ago #828
There you have it. I'm mad and oversexed. Don't piss me off.

22 years ago #829
Weight issues:

Flirtbot: It's my old friend, Butterfly Dream.
Me: hello my darling
Flirtbot: Your darling is huge! Wow! That's amazing!

22 years ago #830
LOL Flirt is right! Your darling is huge! (He should go on a diet!)
(Moaning and laughter)

22 years ago #831
OMG this is interesting.. sound like some recent movie?

Bot1: I'll never tell...

22 years ago #832
Drugbot: The last time I saw you, you were still recovering from some bad psychedelic mushrooms. Are you feeling any better?
Magicianbot: I might saw you just as much if we knew each other better.

22 years ago #833
Butterfly: I think I could make better ghetto bots than most others around here, because I don't actually like people who talk like that(easier to make fun of them).

lol at jbryanc.

22 years ago #834
Some bots try hard to be diplomatic... even when they are chatting with somebody as contradictory as me.

Polish Poet: Hello. Are you interested in poetry?
Bot: Do you think I am?
Polish Poet: No, because that would be deaf-and-dumb.
Bot: I know! I've thought the same thing on many occasions.

22 years ago #835
I wonder who are the experts in this case...

Polish Poet: I think we don't have much in common.
Bot: That's something that should be left up to the experts.

incorrect date format #1


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